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The Rev · 08-07-2010, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by girlstohit.com

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The Rev

Bearsy · 08-07-2010, 02:45 PM

Fucked up, but I can't hate on it. I doubt anyone's forced to be hit against their will.

**Mafoo** · 08-07-2010, 03:10 PM

i think its fucked up that theres someone out there that thought this was a good enough idea to sink time/money into.

if you need to vent hit a pillow or a cement wall. both are free and will quickly make you realize how fucking dumb you are to think violent outbursts are going to help you deal with your issues.

yo. · 08-07-2010, 03:28 PM

.. just another reason to legalize pot.
get mad, light up.

Bearsy · 08-07-2010, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Mafoo

i think its fucked up that theres someone out there that thought this was a good enough idea to sink time/money into.

if you need to vent hit a pillow or a cement wall. both are free and will quickly make you realize how fucking dumb you are to think violent outbursts are going to help you deal with your issues.

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The Rev · 08-07-2010, 03:52 PM

It's not a matter of whether the site authors' assertion that beating a woman will help you with your aggression or self-esteem issues, but that the site authors' actually asserted this in the first place. Major lulz, IMO. Then again, I derive amusement from being surprised at humanity's capacity for self-debasement. Just when you thought they couldn't sink any lower...

The Rev

Rubix · 08-07-2010, 05:46 PM

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The Rev · 08-07-2010, 06:09 PM

Bachellorette parties?

I checked the Alexa rankings on this site, and it gets even less traffic than my site did!

The Rev

Rubix · 08-07-2010, 06:19 PM

now. the real question. how did you stumbleupon and spread to YaHooka, thus upping its ranking?

The Rev · 08-07-2010, 06:28 PM

Same way I come across everything: looking for something else. I saw it here: Insulting and Offensive Humor | Insulting.com but I can't remember what I was searching for that got me there.

The Rev

catastrophe · 08-07-2010, 07:42 PM

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they accept this fate because it’s the quickest, easiest way for them to earn income

Oh geez

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Originally Posted by Mafoo

if you need to vent hit a pillow or a cement wall. both are free and will quickly make you realize how fucking dumb you are to think violent outbursts are going to help you deal with your issues.

Or smash your own face into a wall; a severe bruise on the forehead is just delicate enough to last a few weeks of pain/headaches

The Rev · 08-07-2010, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by catastrophe

Oh geez

The Rev

Debaser · 08-08-2010, 08:00 AM

It's not a bad idea if you think about it, as long as the chicks aren't ugly. I think guys will be less inclined to actually hit a hot chick, so even though they already paid their cash, the match would turn into an awkward few minutes of the guy wondering what exactly he should be doing.

Me? If a chick is dumb enough to go in for a scheme like this, I'm getting my money's worth and knockin' the bitch out!

08-07-2010, 03:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,973 Thanks: 3,775 Thanked 2,651 Times in 1,697 Posts	i think its fucked up that theres someone out there that thought this was a good enough idea to sink time/money into. if you need to vent hit a pillow or a cement wall. both are free and will quickly make you realize how fucking dumb you are to think violent outbursts are going to help you deal with your issues. __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

08-07-2010, 03:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
yo. Controversial Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: SOCAL Posts: 1,160 Thanks: 676 Thanked 202 Times in 143 Posts	.. just another reason to legalize pot. get mad, light up. __________________ "God" is an alien and we all came from another galaxy as an expansion of our specie's existence.

08-07-2010, 03:52 PM	#6 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,860 Thanks: 5,012 Thanked 5,416 Times in 2,862 Posts	It's not a matter of whether the site authors' assertion that beating a woman will help you with your aggression or self-esteem issues, but that the site authors' actually asserted this in the first place. Major lulz, IMO. Then again, I derive amusement from being surprised at humanity's capacity for self-debasement. Just when you thought they couldn't sink any lower... The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

08-07-2010, 06:09 PM	#8 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,860 Thanks: 5,012 Thanked 5,416 Times in 2,862 Posts	Bachellorette parties? I checked the Alexa rankings on this site, and it gets even less traffic than my site did! The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

08-07-2010, 06:28 PM	#10 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,860 Thanks: 5,012 Thanked 5,416 Times in 2,862 Posts	Same way I come across everything: looking for something else. I saw it here: Insulting and Offensive Humor \| Insulting.com but I can't remember what I was searching for that got me there. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

08-08-2010, 08:00 AM	#13 (permalink)
Debaser Baked Fresh Daily Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Winnipeg Posts: 1,186 Thanks: 32 Thanked 303 Times in 177 Posts	It's not a bad idea if you think about it, as long as the chicks aren't ugly. I think guys will be less inclined to actually hit a hot chick, so even though they already paid their cash, the match would turn into an awkward few minutes of the guy wondering what exactly he should be doing. Me? If a chick is dumb enough to go in for a scheme like this, I'm getting my money's worth and knockin' the bitch out! __________________ Wouldn't it be great to heal the world with only a song? Message CM47: Let's go pay some hookers to knock our junk around.

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