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Old 08-10-2010, 02:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Yesterday I was workin with some inner city youth, workin for the business de la family, my parents do some stuff they get payed alot of money for and sometimes hire me to help. yesterday they got payed a shitload of money to work with some kids who were supposed to be the 'high performance' catagory of inner city youth. which i guess basically means they are the ones who actually mark something on the tests as opposed to just leaving them blank.

we were like halfway through our activity and one of the kids asks me 'if lunch was next.' i said 'yes.' then he asked me 'if there was going to be any chicken.' i said 'i dont know.'

isnt that fucked up?? i felt like shooting myself.
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Old 08-10-2010, 02:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Bonus Question: How would YOU answer an African-American youth asking you if they were about to receive some chicken for lunch??
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Old 08-10-2010, 02:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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would it had been as bothersome if it was a youth from the nice suburbs asking if there was chicken for lunch?

shit, i wish i had chicken or lunch but i didnt.

edit- and i would lulz a little bit and then wonder myself what was for lunch.

but i have a related story- i live in a condo type situation where the buildings form these square, with a playground for the children to play with in the courtyard. well one day these two little girls i know came to the door to sell some koolaid for a quarter. i gave em a quarter, cause why not i used to always do shit like that and appreciated business, and they took my cup, they didnt have any, and ran off to fill it up. they came back and i take it, and this goofy little black kid i know is across the courtyard by the koolaid, and looks at me, throws his hands llike a gangbanger, and yells "KOOOOLAID!"

i personally thought it was fucking hilarious.

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it certainly wouldnt be as awkward.
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I'd answer yes or no, based on chicken availability.

Then again, I'm not white and do not have such hangups.
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Old 08-10-2010, 02:41 PM   #6 (permalink)
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he didn't say fried chicken.
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Bonus Question: How would YOU answer an African-American youth asking you if they were about to receive some chicken for lunch??
Id answer him with "if I have anything to say about it, were gunna eat fried chicken until we throw up".

I know he didnt say fried, but I love chicken and I understand that its funny when black people talk about or eat watermelon or fried chicken.

But to be fair, I love the shit too, hell I probably love popeyes more than anybody here, but that shiiiiiit kills my asshole with the spicy.
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it certainly wouldnt be as awkward.
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Old 08-10-2010, 02:48 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I'd probably start daydreaming about some chicken
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I'd answer yes or no, based on chicken availability.
Uh, this.
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Honestly, who doesn't love chicken?

Besides you limp-wristed vegetarians.
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he didn't say fried chicken.
i was trying to remember if he threw in the F bomb but i honestly dont. my mind was too blown in the moment. it was like watching a living stereotype.

i have nothing against black people by the way i wish we could all just laugh about it cuz it really means nothing anyway and chicken IS good shit
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you the only dude getting your mind blown by a kid who likes chicken.
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churches chicken > popeyes > kfc > all other chaine
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Yeah. But you didn't go find out. How's the kid sposed to fuckin concentrate? Beat.
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you the only dude getting your mind blown by a kid who likes chicken.
well to be fair i think he was old enough to be aware of such stereotypes

like teens and HS'ers

or not, i dont want to "assume" someone is aware of the "negative stereotypes" that society has cast on them
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Honestly, who doesn't love chicken?

Besides you limp-wristed vegetarians.
Hey now shithead, I happen to like chicken just fine, I just don't eat it.

And yeah, who the fuck doesn't like chicken? Especially those kids. Besides, maybe he said it just to fuck with you, whitey.
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Hey now shithead, I happen to like chicken just fine, I just don't eat it.

And yeah, who the fuck doesn't like chicken? Especially those kids. Besides, maybe he said it just to fuck with you, whitey.
Entirely possible lmao
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(But in all seriousness.. you got played by a 16 year old. Bad. Kid was like "Watch, I'll ask the white dude if we gon eat some fuckin CHICKEN. He wont know what to do.)
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hes lucky i didnt play along in that case
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