Close encounters with the police thread.

[Rob_Kelly]

Tell your stories.

Here are a few from me.

1. I'm at a coke party and there's like 15 people there. The police knock on the door and someone lets them in to shake their hands. Fucking coke heads. Anyhow they drag us all out and search us. They find nothing but rolling papers on me. They say this can be paraphernalia. I tell them I smoke soft pack cigarettes (which is true) and my cigarettes break in the pack all the time (also true) so I keep the rollies with me to fix my broken cigs. The officers laugh and tell me that's the best excuse they ever heard and let me go.

2. I'm at a bar with a friend. We both had just injested 1/4 oz of mushrooms and drank a couple pitchers of beer. We get in my new civic coupe with tinted windows at night, and just drive around. I'm tripping so fucking hard, this car is so much lower to the ground than my previous car, and every time I would move, all my color would go, and my world was black and white while driving. Anyhow, I hit traffic which turns out to be a DUI checkpoint. I look the officer square in the eyes and tell him we're going to wendy's and he lets us go.

3. Leaving a 4th of july kegger with my hot blonde bimbo girlfriend at the time. She starts sucking me off while I'm driving. Traffic turns into DUI checkpoint. Officer asks us if we have been drinking. She says no. I say we had a couple at a family function. He sticks his head in the car, looks around and says "Family party, move along". Later I realized my cock was still out laying on my lap. He had to have saw it.

4. I'm in the backseat with my buddy Rob, Keith is sitting shotgun and Joe was driving. We're drinking a 30 pack of bud lite and driving around smoking pot. Joe comes to a 4-way red light. Cop is directly across from us. Going left is an illegal turn - its wrong way on a one-way. As soon as light turns green Joe goes left, cuttiing off the cop. He immediately pulls us over and calls backup. When Joe opens the driver door, a nugget falls out of the car at the cops feet. He takes us all out and searches us. Finds about 1/8th of weed and a glass pieces on each of us. And finds swords and sex games (him and his wife's) in the trunk. We all get let go with a warning.

5. Completely shit faced, 5th of vodka on a hot day drunk. Driving with loaded guns to the woods to shoot shit. Doing 75 in a 25. Cop nabs me for speeding. Get let go with a speeding ticket.


Post yours.

[Rubix]

Snorted mephedrone all night and also the night before which I'd forgot about. Just before I leave for work, I toot a regular size line and get pulled over 15 min later doing 17 over on i94. As he was walking up I quickly wiped off my nose and was very polite.

Got pulled over with a zip under the seat and 105 grams of mephedrone in the trunk.

If u respect the officer, don't make sudden movements like ur hiding something, and keep ur hands on the wheel you're pretty much good to go.

[Parallax]

roll up to a T-intersection on my illegal homemade moped and theres a bunch of cops standing around and a couple more directing traffic around some road work that was going on. i wasnt wearing a helmet, and i didnt have a license or plates or anything like that for the moped, and i also had weed, a pipe, and prison-shank looking knife that i use for work. and at first im like trying to angle the bike so they dont see the engine (cant really tell looking directly from the front or the back), but they see it and start asking questions, and then the light changes so im like seeya and book it across the road up a side walk and through an alley. now they werent about to arrest me or anything, but had they chosen to i could have been fucked with thousands of dollars worth fines for the moped plus a at least a couple hundred for the weed, pipe and possibly the knife.

thats about it never really been properly hassled by the police, never got arrested or anything like that.

[The_Jester]

I don't wanna think about it.

[maszac]

my most recent "damn we was lucky that cop didnt arrest us" moment was with me and mah friend victor. we was downtown at the mifflin street block party, this HUGE, i mean FUCKING HUGE block party. thousands of kids, hundrends, if not thousands of kegs, just partying it up... so basically it was getting later, around 4pm (they start drinking at 8am, yay wisconsin) and me and victor were pretty drunk and think,"hey lets get smokes". so we start walking down to state street to the smokeshop when we both really gotta piss, so we turn down this alley. well right across the street was the fire department with a cop chilling with the firemen and shit, every one was pretty much on duty that day.

so we start pissing in this nook on the building, and im like "yeeessss" and victor says something along the lines of "dude, the police dude is here." drunkenly and midstream i stuff my dick down my pants and turn around and pretend i wasnt doing shit... but the growing spot on mah shorts told a different story. after introductions, the cop tells us we are pissing on a federal court house. so we was like "fuuuuck" but after some negotiations, we all come to the deal of me running my ass off to get water from a store to dump all over our piss, and victor sitting with the cop. all goes well, and we laugh our asses away.

[Rubix]

nice story.