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Old 08-12-2010, 03:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Imagine A World

Woman Has "Big O" On SlingshotVideo

inspired by carpins recent vid post

imagine a world where guys could come without spooging all over.

would guys be coming in public all over? would a secret underground culture arise based on how to best have an orgasm in public while hiding the "O-Face?"

or would they even care about hiding it?

would the world be in constant ecstasy? would peepz be having sex in the street?

or would things be relatively the same?

interesting thought. lets develop this.
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Old 08-12-2010, 03:49 PM   #2 (permalink)
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aye I daresay id stroke one out on the sly
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Old 08-12-2010, 03:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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imagine theres no semen

its easy if you try

no jizz inside you

above you, only sky

imagine all the people

coming in their pants...woohooo!

you may say

im a dreamer

but im not the only one....
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Old 08-12-2010, 04:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I sorta like how the stuff comes out
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Old 08-12-2010, 04:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lmfao

One week my friends and I cooked about a QP of commercial grade shake we got on the cheap into food. The way I worded that sucks, but I ate nothing but food with cannabis infused in it. Drinking mostly kool-aid but sometimes malt liquor. Malt liquor created some problems such as being paralyzed on the bathroom floor for a while, being written on with sharpies etc.

It's never happened since(but once before on LSD), which sucks. I have three friends though who I have came right infront of. Which is buwhahahaha hahahahahahhahahaha.

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Old 08-12-2010, 05:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
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that vid was hawt
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In the same way every pair of pants is made with pockets and belt loops, now, they would all be made with a built in fleshlight in your perfect world.

I always wondered what would happen if they invented sex robots. Like, you could have a robot that was the perfect duplicate of your ideal lover, would do whatever you wanted, whenever you wanted, and without complaint. Men would no longer have "impressing women in order to get laid" as a motivator. Do you think this would mean the dawning of a new utopia, or the end of days? And, would you care either way?



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the female gender would be exterminated and all reproduction would be done through cloning males. Men would hang out, work, and fuck their robots.
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Bet they would be a lot lets fucking war.....
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No longer having the thrill of the hunt would kind of suck. I'd rarely use my knife and my running shoes would be sort of pointless, as would the ez-squirt lubricant on my spring release wrist holster be obsolete.

I mean unless you can get a robot programmed to run and scream and try to close its legs..
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do they make em in pedo size?
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There would be SOOO many more trees because of less toilet and nasal tissue usage.
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do they make em in pedo size?
They do, but you have to special order them from Japan.

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