Say what you will about Mercury but....

**SageTree** · 08-13-2010, 11:36 PM

....that guy brought us the lulz through questions of ambiguous intent.

I really enjoyed the things he asked and I often think he got so much heat because he was asking questions that maybe we were all too proud to ask or too proud to troll.... who can say though.

He hasn't been around and I thought I'd post a search and perhaps people can find some quote worthy posts or maybe just bump some funnies?

Merc's Threads
And Profile

**SageTree** · 08-13-2010, 11:59 PM

The enthralling openers that had their hooks in us..... damn now we have to say something

Quote:

Black peoples hair......
I feel for them, I really do. I didn't used to realize how much of a pain in the ass their type of hair must be to manage. I did know it was tightly curled, naturally. I just didn't give much thought to how they felt about it inside.

Quote:

http://www.yahooka.com/forum/free-al...hot-girls.html
Do you think you could just approach a fine group of females? Probably not. But why not? Why are they so intimidating? Is it their bright smiles? Their flamboyance? What's the worst that can happen.

It's perfectly natural to want it. And girls are just people, not angels. I guess it's all about purpose. You need to approach them with a reason, otherwise it tends towards harassment.

One way is to come bearing gifts and compliments, no? It's science.

Ones that flew fairly well:
http://www.yahooka.com/forum/free-al...-your-fav.html

And sometimes we had good answers too:
From: Can you believe we're all gonna be old men some day?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geeno

i would kill ffor a shitty corvette full of hookers

He tackled the big questions:

http://www.yahooka.com/forum/free-al...ck-so-bad.html

And was cuttingly personal, full of insight

http://www.yahooka.com/forum/free-al...about-you.html

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercury

SageTree: Your beard humbles me. I really have no choice but to respect you as an independent man who in no way needs, let alone cares about my input. You basically emulate someone who is completely capable and competent. Unfortunately I don't evny you for some reason. If I were you I'd feel like I was missing out on important things such as fashion and entertainment. I know you don't care but I care for you. You'd do well to pick up a GQ magazine and eat at a four star restaurant sometime. If the yahooka party bus breaks down I'd look to you on what to do for the night. But if the bus made it into town, I'd look to someone else.

He helped us look at ourselves in a different way:
http://www.yahooka.com/forum/free-al...-look-big.html

And there was the times you just had to be sure he was fucking with us.

http://www.yahooka.com/forum/free-al...er-thread.html

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercury

I'd like to examin this...

Firstly, he was a charming guy. It's said that if he were an english speaker he would make Bill Clinton look like George H.W. Bush. But since he spoke German, few of us realize how much charisma he actually had. But he was an excellent conversationalist and probably one of the best public speakers ever.

+1 for Hitler

Second, he cared deeply about the people he cared anything about. He reportedly had an astonishing memory and could remember nearly everyone he ever met by face, name and circumstance. He often showed acts of extreme kindness and sympathy to those in need. He even reportedly knew more SS officers personally than anyone else. This added to his persona as a people person. An excellent trait.

+1 for Hitler

He was an avid reader and arist. He was deep into philosiphy, economics,history and politics. And he also painted a lot in his free time. He was also exercised religiously and was in perfect shape for his age. This meant that he was a well rounded person who went to great lengths to take care of his mind and body.

+1 for Hitler

He masterminded and exicuted a plan to take control of Germany. And he was successful.

+1 for Hitler

He committed genocide, which is a serious war crime. This lead him to suicide.

-1 for Hitler

So as a person I'd say Hitler made a great role model in certain aspects but the whole genocide thing overshadows an otherwise prosperous man.

**mothernature** · 08-14-2010, 05:45 AM

damn sage...

you make it sound like he's dead.

I know what you mean though....merc can be....entertaining, to say the least.

He reminds me of my cousin Eddie. Amazingly brilliant in a very stupid way. But he's family, so if you wanna kick his ass, ya gotta go though all us first! Sigh.

I do remember when he disappeared before and came back. I thought he was grounded.

On the other hand....

Didn't that Hitler thread almost get him banned???? You stirring some shit up here sage?

Flamingnun · 08-14-2010, 05:49 AM

Say what you want about Merc, but that cat strikes a badass pose.

farmergiles · 08-14-2010, 07:29 AM

^ lol he looks like the bananaphone guy.

Merc makes the odd amusing post among a host of banal stupid ones but I'm a little perturbed by all the pedo threads.

Mikey · 08-14-2010, 07:41 AM

I DONT FUCKING WANT PIZZA
LETS NOT HANG OUT!! RAAAWR!!1

\major lulz

kamikazi89 · 08-14-2010, 07:42 AM

http://www.yahooka.com/forum/nursery...est-plant.html
he's a combination of two things i

the most, the other being airheads

Sir-Ex · 08-14-2010, 08:59 AM

Merc never told me exactly how he feels about me.

I must be the like the bookcase against the wall to him. I add something to the room, but you don't really notice it.

JcP · 08-14-2010, 09:06 AM

throw enough shit at a target, one or two of them will probably hit the mark.

that's how I feel about merc's posting. But I never had any beef with him. When did he leave?

Cerpin Taxt · 08-14-2010, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir-Ex

Merc never told me exactly how he feels about me.

I must be the like the bookcase against the wall to him. I add something to the room, but you don't really notice it.

I think I just might have to use this analogy for meself!

**SageTree** · 08-14-2010, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mothernature

damn sage...you make it sound like he's dead. You stirring some shit up here sage?

When I re-read it I thought it did look a little past tense, but don't confuse that feeling of love and sentimentality with grieving over the dead, who actually aren't

I like Merc and by no means am I stirring shit, that is actually why I miss him though!! .

The guy more often than not can get us talking about whatever he posts, for better or worse.

And you make the call who is who, but bubble bubble toil and trouble... but when Merc starts a good thread it's like this....

The Rev · 08-14-2010, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mothernature

damn sage...

you make it sound like he's dead.

I'm pretty sure he is dead. The mods obviously had him bumped off, seeing as how he was the leader of The YAK.

The Rev

**SageTree** · 08-14-2010, 10:13 AM

YAK

good idea for somethings like, missing member. We all know each other differently and think about different members, so I actually like the cross reference and solidarity that group could provide. It's not a bad check and balance.

Waves · 08-14-2010, 11:58 AM

damn his last post was only a few weeks ago niggas probably just on vacay or some shit

hes gonna see this when he gets back and it'll boost his already over-inflated e-ego resulting either in MORE hilarious posts due to self-confidence in what he has to say or shittier posts where he feels he doesnt have to try as hard to win the love of his peers

should be interesting to see how this plays out.

**SageTree** · 08-14-2010, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waves

damn his last post was only a few weeks ago niggas probably just on vacay or some shit

hes gonna see this when he gets back and it'll boost his already over-inflated e-ego resulting either in MORE hilarious posts due to self-confidence in what he has to say or shittier posts where he feels he doesnt have to try as hard to win the love of his peers

should be interesting to see how this plays out.

I agree, but his activeness level was trailing for a while....

And I agree, sharing a little love (legally) can't hurt the situation we have here.

Sir-Ex · 08-14-2010, 12:57 PM

For the record, I was in full ethical support of him nailing the 15 year old. Practically I didn't support it, but ethically (ie: bonerly).

Geeno · 08-14-2010, 01:05 PM

I consider merc a friend and an adversary.

**SageTree** · 08-14-2010, 01:06 PM

How bonerly of you to say so Ex-y

~!!!!!!!!!!!

**SageTree** · 08-14-2010, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geeno

I consider merc a friend and an adversary.

"Your enemy is your best teacher."

Grieves · 08-14-2010, 01:22 PM

merc is the yin to my yang...

exact opposites but i could see getting along with him pretty well irl..

08-13-2010, 11:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	Say what you will about Mercury but.... ....that guy brought us the lulz through questions of ambiguous intent. I really enjoyed the things he asked and I often think he got so much heat because he was asking questions that maybe we were all too proud to ask or too proud to troll.... who can say though. He hasn't been around and I thought I'd post a search and perhaps people can find some quote worthy posts or maybe just bump some funnies? Merc's Threads And Profile __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. Last edited by SageTree; 08-13-2010 at 11:41 PM.

08-14-2010, 05:49 AM	#4 (permalink)
Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,491 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,633 Times in 1,185 Posts	Say what you want about Merc, but that cat strikes a badass pose. __________________

08-14-2010, 07:29 AM	#5 (permalink)
farmergiles Yahookan Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sick of the hatred and the lies Posts: 7,793 Thanks: 2,280 Thanked 3,746 Times in 2,551 Posts	^ lol he looks like the bananaphone guy. Merc makes the odd amusing post among a host of banal stupid ones but I'm a little perturbed by all the pedo threads. __________________ Cultivate a stoic calmness *Fuck the Monkeys* Every Kind of Vice

08-14-2010, 07:41 AM	#6 (permalink)
Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,443 Thanks: 1,144 Thanked 2,246 Times in 1,475 Posts	I DONT FUCKING WANT PIZZA LETS NOT HANG OUT!! RAAAWR!!1 \major lulz __________________ RIP Gov

08-14-2010, 08:59 AM	#8 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	Merc never told me exactly how he feels about me. I must be the like the bookcase against the wall to him. I add something to the room, but you don't really notice it. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

08-14-2010, 05:45 AM	#3 (permalink)
mothernature ancientbongmaster Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,232 Thanks: 1,201 Thanked 809 Times in 487 Posts	damn sage... you make it sound like he's dead. I know what you mean though....merc can be....entertaining, to say the least. He reminds me of my cousin Eddie. Amazingly brilliant in a very stupid way. But he's family, so if you wanna kick his ass, ya gotta go though all us first! Sigh. I do remember when he disappeared before and came back. I thought he was grounded. On the other hand.... Didn't that Hitler thread almost get him banned???? You stirring some shit up here sage?

08-14-2010, 10:13 AM	#13 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	YAK good idea for somethings like, missing member. We all know each other differently and think about different members, so I actually like the cross reference and solidarity that group could provide. It's not a bad check and balance. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

08-14-2010, 11:58 AM	#14 (permalink)
Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	damn his last post was only a few weeks ago niggas probably just on vacay or some shit hes gonna see this when he gets back and it'll boost his already over-inflated e-ego resulting either in MORE hilarious posts due to self-confidence in what he has to say or shittier posts where he feels he doesnt have to try as hard to win the love of his peers should be interesting to see how this plays out. __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

08-14-2010, 12:57 PM	#16 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	For the record, I was in full ethical support of him nailing the 15 year old. Practically I didn't support it, but ethically (ie: bonerly). __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

08-14-2010, 01:06 PM	#18 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	How bonerly of you to say so Ex-y ~!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

08-14-2010, 01:22 PM	#20 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,109 Times in 1,708 Posts	merc is the yin to my yang... exact opposites but i could see getting along with him pretty well irl.. __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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