Topless Sunbather accused of sensuously rubbing in sun screen

**SageTree** · 08-14-2010, 09:33 AM

Topless sunbather accused of sensuously rubbing in sun cream

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A TOPLESS sunbather is being investigated by police after being accused of sensuously rubbing sun cream on herself on a public beach.

Police were called to a beach at Anzio south of Rome by a furious mother who said the way the “attractive” sunbather was rubbing lotion on her body had “troubled her sons aged 14 and 12.”

The mother said she had asked the 26-year-old woman, identified only as Luisa under Italian privacy laws, to cover herself up. But the woman, still topless, refused and an argument broke out and police were called.

“A patrol was stopped by a mother of two sons who was angry at a topless sunbather and the way she was applying sun tan cream,” a police spokesman said.

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The sun bather "troubled her sons aged 14 and 12"

There only trouble was that their prude Mother was there. Why would you take your kids to a beach where people can bath topless and then bitch about it?

Maaaybe I got a bias but pshhh....

crookedhatinator45 · 08-14-2010, 09:37 AM

look at the guy in the blue hat behind you who thinks he sees jesus

**SageTree** · 08-14-2010, 09:52 AM

funny.... that is actually what he said

!!!!

This is at Wreck Beach in Vancouver. A dude we were talking with all day said , 'can I take your picture?' so we thought it'd be funny to have newds on some dewds camera and covered for the moment

Lots of white ass in the back ground though!!!!

The Rev · 08-14-2010, 09:58 AM

By "troubled" she meant they got boners. Speaking strictly as both a former 12 year old AND 14 year old, I can tell you, getting a boner was not that distressing.

The Rev

**SageTree** · 08-14-2010, 10:07 AM

but not being able to rub up on something with it is!!!!

HTAM · 08-14-2010, 10:09 AM

Sounds like a great idea went 'Tits up'....

**SageTree** · 08-14-2010, 10:29 AM

Which proves there are still some hope for Rome.....

Grieves · 08-14-2010, 02:01 PM

Who complains about tits...got damn

**SageTree** · 08-14-2010, 02:04 PM

helicopter parents

Grieves · 08-14-2010, 02:06 PM

I'm going to form a coalition of complainers against complainers

or CAC for short...

if you are an overactive citizen who wants to vocalize just a bit to much CAC will be there to shove CAC down your throat until you can't/won't bitch anymore...

In all honesty though, there used to be a day where the parent would just say "It's rude to stare, go on do something else and leave the lady alone" and that would have been that, instead we now have people narcing each other out for the sake of what? Some kids who saw some tit and got some wood...Heaven forbid anyone ever get aroused by tits and lotion...

Sir-Ex · 08-14-2010, 02:28 PM

I'm sure the police are putting up a good show whilst not giving a fuck in order to satisfy both parties.

Kishar · 08-14-2010, 02:56 PM

i don't walk around my house naked let alone in public. i just never understood the attraction to nude beaches, kind of dumb imo.

Sir-Ex · 08-14-2010, 03:07 PM

The appeal of nude beaches is boobs.

Can you understand that?

**SageTree** · 08-14-2010, 03:09 PM

Don't be scared to show us your cucumber mang!

Let us sea your cucumber!!!!!

Seriously man. I'm naked every chance I can get. In my family I'm know as 'jungle boy' because most of my teen life I wore a wrap around the house. The first time I was on a nude beach I went down to check out the place and was there 30 seconds before I decided it was more stupid to wear clothes.

Swimming nude in the Pacific is awesome man, nothing but Neptune cupping your johnson.

**SageTree** · 08-14-2010, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex

The appeal of nude beaches is boobs.

Can you understand that?

My WIFE can understand that Exy!!!!!

Admiring the human physique is a time honoured thing.

Shit is when you're all naked you realize no one is as smooth and stream lined as when they have clothes on. Even the 'beautiful people' have lumps and bulges like the rest of us.

The Rev · 08-14-2010, 03:38 PM

You had me at "boobs"

The Rev

Kishar · 08-14-2010, 03:40 PM

i understand the boob thing but not everyone on nude beaches look like a goddess...you have a lot of old hairy men there with their nuts hanging down to their knees and i don't want to see that shit. or you got big disgusting women who's proud they fat...yuk!

Grieves · 08-14-2010, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Kishar

i understand the boob thing but not everyone on nude beaches look like a goddess...you have a lot of old hairy men there with their nuts hanging down to their knees and i don't want to see that shit. or you got big disgusting women who's proud they fat...yuk!

so your that guy eh?

my_scatterheart · 08-14-2010, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by The Rev

You had me at "boobs"

The Rev

This was about how far I got.

**SageTree** · 08-14-2010, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Kishar

i understand the boob thing but not everyone on nude beaches look like a goddess...you have a lot of old hairy men there with their nuts hanging down to their knees and i don't want to see that shit. or you got big disgusting women who's proud they fat...yuk!

Self denial that you'll be that way some day hurts the ego sometimes.... I understand this my friend.

08-14-2010, 09:52 AM	#3 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	funny.... that is actually what he said !!!! This is at Wreck Beach in Vancouver. A dude we were talking with all day said , 'can I take your picture?' so we thought it'd be funny to have newds on some dewds camera and covered for the moment Lots of white ass in the back ground though!!!! __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,860 Thanks: 5,012 Thanked 5,416 Times in 2,862 Posts	By "troubled" she meant they got boners. Speaking strictly as both a former 12 year old AND 14 year old, I can tell you, getting a boner was not that distressing. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

08-14-2010, 10:07 AM	#5 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	but not being able to rub up on something with it is!!!! __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	Which proves there are still some hope for Rome..... __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

08-14-2010, 02:01 PM	#8 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,109 Times in 1,708 Posts	Who complains about tits...got damn __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

08-14-2010, 10:09 AM	#6 (permalink)
HTAM Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,872 Thanks: 2,368 Thanked 2,117 Times in 1,179 Posts	Sounds like a great idea went 'Tits up'....

08-14-2010, 02:04 PM	#9 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	helicopter parents __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

08-14-2010, 02:06 PM	#10 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,109 Times in 1,708 Posts	I'm going to form a coalition of complainers against complainers or CAC for short... if you are an overactive citizen who wants to vocalize just a bit to much CAC will be there to shove CAC down your throat until you can't/won't bitch anymore... In all honesty though, there used to be a day where the parent would just say "It's rude to stare, go on do something else and leave the lady alone" and that would have been that, instead we now have people narcing each other out for the sake of what? Some kids who saw some tit and got some wood...Heaven forbid anyone ever get aroused by tits and lotion... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever" Last edited by Grieves; 08-14-2010 at 02:14 PM.

08-14-2010, 02:28 PM	#11 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	I'm sure the police are putting up a good show whilst not giving a fuck in order to satisfy both parties. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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Kishar loading user title.. Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: subcutaneous layer Posts: 2,236 Thanks: 121 Thanked 223 Times in 156 Posts	i don't walk around my house naked let alone in public. i just never understood the attraction to nude beaches, kind of dumb imo. __________________ Those Americans who believed that we could live under the illusion of isolationism wanted the American eagle to imitate the tactics of the ostrich. Now, many of those same people, afraid that we may be sticking our necks out, want our national bird to be turned into a turtle. But we prefer to retain the eagle as it is--flying high and striking hard. "FDR"

08-14-2010, 03:07 PM	#13 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	The appeal of nude beaches is boobs. Can you understand that? __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

08-14-2010, 03:09 PM	#14 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	Don't be scared to show us your cucumber mang! Let us sea your cucumber!!!!! Seriously man. I'm naked every chance I can get. In my family I'm know as 'jungle boy' because most of my teen life I wore a wrap around the house. The first time I was on a nude beach I went down to check out the place and was there 30 seconds before I decided it was more stupid to wear clothes. Swimming nude in the Pacific is awesome man, nothing but Neptune cupping your johnson. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

08-14-2010, 03:38 PM	#16 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,860 Thanks: 5,012 Thanked 5,416 Times in 2,862 Posts	You had me at "boobs" The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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Kishar loading user title.. Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: subcutaneous layer Posts: 2,236 Thanks: 121 Thanked 223 Times in 156 Posts	i understand the boob thing but not everyone on nude beaches look like a goddess...you have a lot of old hairy men there with their nuts hanging down to their knees and i don't want to see that shit. or you got big disgusting women who's proud they fat...yuk! __________________ Those Americans who believed that we could live under the illusion of isolationism wanted the American eagle to imitate the tactics of the ostrich. Now, many of those same people, afraid that we may be sticking our necks out, want our national bird to be turned into a turtle. But we prefer to retain the eagle as it is--flying high and striking hard. "FDR"

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