Bluefoot

Well, sadly still not everyone can freely enjoy their 'erbs without having to hide the fact that such enjoyment has been had.

Whether you work in a professional setting, go to school, are married....some people would have your nuts if they knew you'd been token'.

Many of us are those "under the radar" types that fly by oh so high without anyone being the wiser, and this thread is dedicated to those who continuously think of MacGyver ways of keeping it low.

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I really enjoy my fine furs ya know, and daily stress at wurk and school simply melt away when I'm able to blaze. BUT the wife ..... she'd punch me out if I came home all smellin' like a smokey strawberry with my eyes all to match. The ultimate challenge is getting by with the kiss test.....where else is the smoke smell so concentrated other than the fingers?
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That's why grocery stores are my friend...I can only blaze on the road so I can't exactly use my bathroom to get all fresh n clean.

My strategy is to first walk the laundry aisle and "try" a few sprays of Febreze all on me. Walkin' it off as I go to air out. A lil' touch of my favorite cologne in my car later seals the deal nicely.

I usually carry some eye drops on me so I use them whenever. If I'm out I can get sum more right there!

But my breath is still evidence of TOM FOOLERy!! I really happen to love eating limes by the way so I buy the 34 cent lille bastard, and take my pocket knife to it. One slice to rub on my lips and teeth, and then a few more to eat instantly killing any smoke smell and bad breath as well. Blow that bubble gum sheet elsewhere...

Hmmm......now the smell of smokey finger....not to mention sticky lime hand....ohhhh look... a display of hand sanitizers on the next aisle. I'd like to "try" a few pumps on my hands, and rub em' real good to clean up nice.

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It wurks for me!! How's about your tale?

Post a lil' routine you like or even a crazy story where you had to get fresh or it was your ass!

L8tr peoples....