Flight or Invisibility?

Kompressor · 08-17-2010, 09:03 AM

If you had the choice to choose between Flight or Invisibility, which power would you want?

my_scatterheart · 08-17-2010, 09:07 AM

flight fo sho.
invisibility is only for shady shit

yo. · 08-17-2010, 09:07 AM

Invis; you could do/get away with so much...

my_scatterheart · 08-17-2010, 09:08 AM

^lol. case in point.

Flamingnun · 08-17-2010, 09:25 AM

Flight, realistically being invisible isn't enough to rob banks/other evil genius capers, what with todays modern security shizz.

yo. · 08-17-2010, 09:38 AM

I was thinkin more like walking around with a spliff 24/7, or maybe some voyeur

But flying does have more perks... can I change my mind??

Yo.

SmokeaJoint · 08-17-2010, 10:19 AM

Flight. Shit, you fly high enough, might as well be invisible (and dead of oxy dep, but whatever). It would cut down on gas costs for sure.

Man in Black · 08-17-2010, 12:17 PM

i'd be invisible and then sneak up on nekkid ladies and pretend I'm a ghost, just like in the movies

Grieves · 08-17-2010, 12:21 PM

reminds me of this joke:

Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying over Wonder Woman's house and sees her bedroom window is open. He stops for a glimpse and sees her lying on her bed naked. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot.

Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam and he's out of there.

Wonder Woman knew something happened and says, "What was that?" The invisible man says, "I don't know but, damn, is my ass sore."

The Rev · 08-17-2010, 12:35 PM

Flight is the only way to go. The only value in invisiblity is watching chicks undress, and if you could fly, you'd be up to your ass in that anyway.

The Rev

Man in Black · 08-17-2010, 12:40 PM

yeah but flying just seems so fruity. it's like "look at me I can fly with my magic fairy dust".

The Rev · 08-17-2010, 12:41 PM

I'd just wear an Ironman suit every time. Probem solved.

The Rev

my_scatterheart · 08-17-2010, 12:42 PM

lol imma be flyin around in jeans and run into MIB who thinks he needs to be wearing tights for it to work

Man in Black · 08-17-2010, 12:45 PM

how are you going to run into me if I'm invisible?

my_scatterheart · 08-17-2010, 12:46 PM

because you're still gonna be wearing tights. and your fgt ass tights arent gonna be invisible

(i only read your last post. GOD WHO PICKS INVISIBILITY ANYWAY)

Man in Black · 08-17-2010, 12:49 PM

wat? i need tights to be invisible? i said i would be the one not wearing the tights. even if I was invisible i'd still never wear tights.

check and mate.

my_scatterheart · 08-17-2010, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man in Black

yeah but flying just seems so fruity. it's like "look at me I can fly with my magic fairy dust".

I just saw this bro, thought you wanted to fly like a fairie in your fairieboy tights

SmokeaJoint · 08-17-2010, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man in Black

wat? i need tights to be invisible? i said i would be the one not wearing the tights. even if I was invisible i'd still never wear tights.

check and mate.

Being invisible takes all the fun out of running around naked.

Man in Black · 08-17-2010, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

I just saw this bro, thought you wanted to fly like a fairie in your fairieboy tights

LOL no. i'd walk around nekkid and randomly rub my nuts on people. and I'd be on some poltergeist shit, throw stuff at you. defecate on your floor. OH MY GOD, THE FECES! WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM? that and I'd go to everyone's house I didnt like and hide their keys and remote controls.

all for the lulz of course.

Grieves · 08-17-2010, 12:58 PM

phantom poos...

View Poll Results: Flight or Invisibility
I want Flight	13	68.42%
I'd rather have Invisibility	3	15.79%
Being Gay is my superpower	3	15.79%
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08-17-2010, 09:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
Kompressor Voice of Reason Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Illinois Posts: 8,361 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3,068 Times in 1,634 Posts	Flight or Invisibility? If you had the choice to choose between Flight or Invisibility, which power would you want? __________________ Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. -H. Bergson

08-17-2010, 09:07 AM	#2 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 3,565 Thanks: 1,486 Thanked 3,323 Times in 1,870 Posts	flight fo sho. invisibility is only for shady shit __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

08-17-2010, 09:07 AM	#3 (permalink)
yo. Controversial Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: SOCAL Posts: 1,160 Thanks: 676 Thanked 202 Times in 143 Posts	Invis; you could do/get away with so much... __________________ "God" is an alien and we all came from another galaxy as an expansion of our specie's existence.

08-17-2010, 09:08 AM	#4 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 3,565 Thanks: 1,486 Thanked 3,323 Times in 1,870 Posts	^lol. case in point. __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

08-17-2010, 09:25 AM	#5 (permalink)
Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,491 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,633 Times in 1,185 Posts	Flight, realistically being invisible isn't enough to rob banks/other evil genius capers, what with todays modern security shizz. __________________

08-17-2010, 09:38 AM	#6 (permalink)
yo. Controversial Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: SOCAL Posts: 1,160 Thanks: 676 Thanked 202 Times in 143 Posts	I was thinkin more like walking around with a spliff 24/7, or maybe some voyeur But flying does have more perks... can I change my mind?? Yo. __________________ "God" is an alien and we all came from another galaxy as an expansion of our specie's existence.

08-17-2010, 12:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
Man in Black willie d Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dayton,ohio Posts: 4,817 Thanks: 3,200 Thanked 1,348 Times in 896 Posts	i'd be invisible and then sneak up on nekkid ladies and pretend I'm a ghost, just like in the movies __________________ When I was arrested I was dressed in black.

08-17-2010, 12:21 PM	#9 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,109 Times in 1,708 Posts	reminds me of this joke: Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying over Wonder Woman's house and sees her bedroom window is open. He stops for a glimpse and sees her lying on her bed naked. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot. Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam and he's out of there. Wonder Woman knew something happened and says, "What was that?" The invisible man says, "I don't know but, damn, is my ass sore." __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

08-17-2010, 12:35 PM	#10 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,860 Thanks: 5,012 Thanked 5,416 Times in 2,862 Posts	Flight is the only way to go. The only value in invisiblity is watching chicks undress, and if you could fly, you'd be up to your ass in that anyway. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

08-17-2010, 12:40 PM	#11 (permalink)
Man in Black willie d Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dayton,ohio Posts: 4,817 Thanks: 3,200 Thanked 1,348 Times in 896 Posts	yeah but flying just seems so fruity. it's like "look at me I can fly with my magic fairy dust". __________________ When I was arrested I was dressed in black.

08-17-2010, 12:41 PM	#12 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,860 Thanks: 5,012 Thanked 5,416 Times in 2,862 Posts	I'd just wear an Ironman suit every time. Probem solved. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

08-17-2010, 12:42 PM	#13 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 3,565 Thanks: 1,486 Thanked 3,323 Times in 1,870 Posts	lol imma be flyin around in jeans and run into MIB who thinks he needs to be wearing tights for it to work __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

08-17-2010, 12:45 PM	#14 (permalink)
Man in Black willie d Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dayton,ohio Posts: 4,817 Thanks: 3,200 Thanked 1,348 Times in 896 Posts	how are you going to run into me if I'm invisible? __________________ When I was arrested I was dressed in black.

08-17-2010, 12:46 PM	#15 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 3,565 Thanks: 1,486 Thanked 3,323 Times in 1,870 Posts	because you're still gonna be wearing tights. and your fgt ass tights arent gonna be invisible (i only read your last post. GOD WHO PICKS INVISIBILITY ANYWAY) __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega Last edited by my_scatterheart; 08-17-2010 at 12:48 PM.

08-17-2010, 12:49 PM	#16 (permalink)
Man in Black willie d Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dayton,ohio Posts: 4,817 Thanks: 3,200 Thanked 1,348 Times in 896 Posts	wat? i need tights to be invisible? i said i would be the one not wearing the tights. even if I was invisible i'd still never wear tights. check and mate. __________________ When I was arrested I was dressed in black.

08-17-2010, 12:58 PM	#20 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,109 Times in 1,708 Posts	phantom poos... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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