7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)

The Rev · 08-24-2010, 04:53 PM

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Plus, if we look at zombies as a species, they are pretty much designed for failure. Their main form of reproduction is also their only source of food and their top predator.

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The Rev

Bearsy · 08-24-2010, 05:08 PM

I fucking hate science sometimes.

**Jimmycube** · 08-24-2010, 05:10 PM

now i can never live out my zombie apocalypse dreams...thanx for breaking my heart rev

Über King · 08-24-2010, 05:14 PM

i can FINALLY sleep easy

**~~Dantastic~~** · 08-24-2010, 05:14 PM

cracked is the best site on the internet bar none.

Ive wanted to make a cracked.com appreciation thread for a while now but I dont like comming here much anymore.

The Rev · 08-24-2010, 05:28 PM

I think you just have trouble in the religion area, because you're passionate about it, but you're on a site where the consensus is largely lulz-oriented. Taking life, and things in it, seriously is anathema to the YaHooka way of life. My advice is to just enjoy YaHooka for it's own special kind of greatness: don't stop coming here, just don't come here with anything serious to say.

The Rev

Captain Cannabis · 08-24-2010, 05:34 PM

not as scientific or comprehensive as the title suggests

Waves · 08-24-2010, 05:35 PM

word cracked is amazing, quality writing

i also like cracked TV if your bored/at work for some entertainment

Mikey · 08-24-2010, 06:10 PM

i always thought that a zombie outbreak would fail quickly because if I were a zombie coming back from the dead I'd go do all the things I missed out on and not worry about taking over the world

maszac · 08-24-2010, 07:27 PM

buuuuzzzkill... but the they tend not to fuck around thing made lol hard.

Geeno · 08-24-2010, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearsy

I fucking hate science sometimes.

them mothafuckas lying. gettin me pissed.

Ego Tripping · 08-24-2010, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Über King

i can FINALLY sleep easy

But now I worry about the Robots....

Ego Tripping · 08-24-2010, 08:13 PM

Fucking zombies, how do they work?

**~~Dantastic~~** · 08-25-2010, 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by The Rev

I think you just have trouble in the religion area, because you're passionate about it, but you're on a site where the consensus is largely lulz-oriented. Taking life, and things in it, seriously is anathema to the YaHooka way of life. My advice is to just enjoy YaHooka for it's own special kind of greatness: don't stop coming here, just don't come here with anything serious to say.

The Rev

sometimes in ones life, childish things need to be put away.

Lloydy · 08-25-2010, 04:39 AM

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nobody is going to have sex with a zombie

I doubt that is true. people already fuck corpses, moving ones would be a bonus

Waves · 08-25-2010, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Dantastic

sometimes in ones life, childish things need to be put away.

i have never found that to be true

ive actually found the opposite to be true, its mostly necessary to drop your adult sense of seriousness

otherwise you come across as a douchebag who takes himself and his religion way too seriously. like the entire middle east.

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Originally Posted by osho

“The world is so serious that it needs to be awakened by laughter.

Laughter is the most serious thing in the world.

If the whole world learns how to laugh, there will no more war and no more poverty, and there will be no more Hindus and Muslims and Christians, because they are such jokes!” OSHO

JcP · 08-25-2010, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Ego Tripping

Fucking zombies, how do they work?

well this made me giggle.

ty.

JcP · 08-25-2010, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Dantastic

sometimes in ones life, childish things need to be put away.

like fairy tales and literal readings of metaphorical mythology?

and dude, screw that. We're in a zombie thread. If I put away childish things, I won't be able to find my baseball bat or my Jason mask to wreck all kinds of havoc when they defy science and succeed in their rampage.

adventure · 08-25-2010, 10:36 AM

< whips out the legos!

The Rev · 08-25-2010, 10:46 AM

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