maszac

would you? like some hypothetical, perfect clone... and hell you can even communicate telepathically when you choose. it can also be a slave version of yourself to you, ie- make that mother fucker do all the shit you have to but dont want. i used to wish i had a mindless clone who could go to school instead of me.

what would you and your clone do in your spare time?

i would, me and em would be like besties. we would go around and fuck with people, yanno walk around with one of us 30 ft ahead so people would be all like," wtf, am i having deja vu?" we would also LARP epic evil vs good scenarios, and maybe get into a dual acting gig. and maybe rob banks or something, yanno, one of us get arrested and then the other would go to it and theyd have to let the other go cause obviously it wasnt him.

im also rather curious what it would be like living with me, so this would be the best approach.

yo.

good thread.
i think i'd annoy myself too much, i have a really lame sense of humor.

but then again it'd be pretty sweet have a buddy who wants to do what you wanna do 24/7 and likes all the same things.

and instead of making him a slave, we could just teamwork shit and knock it out in half the time.

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Jimmycube

If i could clone the me pre-flu shot i totally would...then i wouldnt have all the nerve damage and sense we are speaking of a perfect world here i then would totally swap out the brain i have now and put it into my healthy body. I Think the whole sickness thing made me a better person on the inside so i wouldnt want to give that up....but man i sure could use a new body.

Even if i couldnt do the brain swap...i would still clone me...just cause i am so dang sexy and this world always could use a lil more sexy

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HTAM

No way.

I would end up kicking my own ass.

Grieves

is it gay if i fuck it? or just masturbation?

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HTAM

^ Only you..

HTAM

I think it would be hilarious if the clone figured out how to clone, and cloned himself to send HIS clone to do all the shit job stuff I thought I was sending him to go do.

Grieves

that was addressed in calvin and hobbes, the clones since they would be a copy of you, would inherit your laziness so they would just perpetually clone themselves to get out of doing the work...

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HTAM

Oh reery?

Grieves

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maszac

im purdee shure dats how man wuz mad.

Grieves

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mr.nobody

Id like to think that would be pretty awesome, then again It would piss me off someone "acting" like me and doing what I would do in given situations, it would make me feel like he's stealing my shine..

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Debaser

I have an identical twin brother, which is about as close as it gets to a real clone (that the public knows about, anyway)...it's not all it's cracked up to be!

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Message CM47: Let's go pay some hookers to knock our junk around.

Mikey

man we'd fight all day long
for who gets the remote
who gets to use the laptop
YOU! do the dishes
YOU! clean
etc...etc...etc....

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The Rev

If there were another person who was exactly like me, we'd both be so overwhelmed with relief to meet each other that I doubt anyone (besides him) would ever see me again. If such a person were female, then that would be all she wrote.



The Rev

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PhishDude

Heh so you could harvest the clone's body/organs and live longer when your regular body is not the same?

I hope it wouldn't be like in Family guy when there was cloning and the clones came out deformed and stupid.

I'd have sex with myself and suck myself, lots of 69ing, mutual rimming after showers when everything's clean, and do consensual BDSM/kink to each other.

I'd want to film it and sell it as porn.

I did something like that with my ex-without rimming, who I do look like in appearance and body type, personality and in other ways as well and we'd joke to men at leather bars that we were twins.

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Kompressor

You are one freaky phishdude

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PhishDude

LMAO I guess so? I'm tame compared to some. I have other sides to myself as well but we all do.

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The Rev

You gotta do what makes you happy, not what makes other people comfortable. (That's especially true when you're into fisting, BTW.)



The Rev

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