Do you wake up to go?

Rubix · 08-28-2010, 10:59 PM

I never, ever, ever do. Except maybe if i wake up to barf and don't remember doing so.

I can go 12 hours with a full bladder, but only feel [enormous] pressure when I sit or stand up.

My mom and dad will wake up a half dozen times to do whatever.

what about...weak stream, going urgently, stopping and starting, trouble going?

In high school, this kid says to the guy draining next to him in the urinal, "Sounds like a weak stream."

i was like wtf, 'gro?

fucking bad restroom etiquette for sure!

**SageTree** · 08-28-2010, 11:11 PM

The funniest time I ever took a piss was at a Wendy's bathroom on the Bay Bridge in MD.

So I'm standing there, doing my biz, when all of a sudden this little metal head looking cheech dude shouts in the same voice,'Hey man! You like rock and roll?'

We'll yea... "yea", I say.

Then proceeds to shout even louder "METALICA!!!!!!! !!!" tongue full out, horns in the air, no one flying the plane below

......

He zips his pants, smiles and walked away.

Rubix · 08-28-2010, 11:14 PM

Rubix · 08-28-2010, 11:16 PM

A few years ago, my bud and i were at the state fair and smoking in the biffies. come out and th elady goes into a stall and says "smells like someone's smoking pot in that one." Meanwhile my friend is smoking and flicking othe lighter in the bifffy

**SageTree** · 08-28-2010, 11:21 PM

Ah man, I smoked herbs with my Uncle and Father in Law for the first time ever this year during Celtic Fling at the Ren. Fair

It was their first time in 25 some years

They were ripped.

NativeSonKY · 08-28-2010, 11:54 PM

If I didn't get up to go at least once a night, I'd miss these late night posts!

Wait 'til you're 50+!

Rubix · 08-29-2010, 12:02 AM

lol, yea, that's what my dad says

maszac · 08-29-2010, 12:36 AM

ive broken toilets with my stream

mr.nobody · 08-29-2010, 01:00 AM

just did

**mothernature** · 08-29-2010, 03:57 AM

I peed on the Great Divide to see if my pee would run down hill in both directions.

The Rev · 08-29-2010, 12:35 PM

I have a serious diet soda addiction, so I pretty much have to be catheterized.

The Rev

Rubix · 08-29-2010, 12:50 PM

O. My condolences rev

Bearsy · 08-29-2010, 01:18 PM

I normally don't but sometimes I'll chug a pitcher of water before bed so I have to get up. A few nights ago I would get up, piss, drink 3 or 4 huge glasses of water, go back to sleep and repeat every two hours or so. I was really thirsty that day I guess.

kitch · 08-29-2010, 01:20 PM

I get up to smoke cigs sometimes.

Man in Black · 08-29-2010, 01:28 PM

no not usually, because once I'm up its so hard to get back to sleep

Mikey · 08-29-2010, 01:29 PM

i wake up with the feeling of i need to poop right now or im going to soil the bed all the time

tedkennedy · 08-29-2010, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terry

I get up once or twice a night. I drink a lot of water tho, I like to stay hydrated.

a niggas gotta stay hydrated

Dr. ShinDig · 08-29-2010, 04:42 PM

In a thread about pee, chicken noodle soup is not the best meal to go with

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	The funniest time I ever took a piss was at a Wendy's bathroom on the Bay Bridge in MD. So I'm standing there, doing my biz, when all of a sudden this little metal head looking cheech dude shouts in the same voice,'Hey man! You like rock and roll?' We'll yea... "yea", I say. Then proceeds to shout even louder "METALICA!!!!!!! !!!" tongue full out, horns in the air, no one flying the plane below ...... He zips his pants, smiles and walked away. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	Ah man, I smoked herbs with my Uncle and Father in Law for the first time ever this year during Celtic Fling at the Ren. Fair It was their first time in 25 some years They were ripped. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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