Sean Connery on how to slap a bitch.. specifically what merits a slap to a bitch.

crookedhatinator45 · 09-02-2010, 03:13 PM

The Rev · 09-02-2010, 04:39 PM

That dude is seriously old school.

I get what he's saying about women who just won't stop pinging on you, no matter what you do to get out of the argument. I've known more than a few who know just what to say to really piss you off, but unlike men, who know that a hit may come, they are under the impression that they are safe because they are women, so they use that chivalry as a place of advantage to say some pretty cruel shit.

I might even go so far as to say that learning how to handle that shit without losing your cool and hitting them is the sign of a man's man, because, let's face it, when you're dealing with that kind of attitude, you're dealing with someone with the mentality of a child. A grown up doesn't let a child undermine their self control like that.

The Rev

Mikey · 09-02-2010, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by The Rev

That dude is seriously old school.

I get what he's saying about women who just won't stop pinging on you, no matter what you do to get out of the argument. I've known more than a few who know just what to say to really piss you off, but unlike men, who know that a hit may come, they are under the impression that they are safe because they are women, so they use that chivalry as a place of advantage to say some pretty cruel shit.

I might even go so far as to say that learning how to handle that shit without losing your cool and hitting them is the sign of a man's man, because, let's face it, when you're dealing with that kind of attitude, you're dealing with someone with the mentality of a child. A grown up doesn't let a child undermine their self control like that.

The Rev

man i've been in a situation or two where i just wanted to slap the bitch silly until my hand was purple
and she knew exactly what to say, how to say it , how to put me down...and i'd keep walking away until she'd just start following me around and sitting right next to me and poke and poke (literally and figuratively) but i'd just breathe calm myself down and tell myself i'm better then her and won't stoop down to her level.

hell she even hit me on a couple occasions (i think she was really hoping i'd hit her back), but i never did, no matter how drunk or pissed off in any state of mind i just knew it'd be something i'd regret right away

Rubix · 09-02-2010, 10:36 PM

^

BudSniffer · 09-03-2010, 03:08 PM

I never done it myself, just thought this was kinda funny...... I guess I never saw that movie.

The Rev · 09-03-2010, 03:11 PM

She looks like she's kinda enjoying it. You gotta love the 50's / 60s. They were so asking for the civil rights and women's movements with this shit.

The Rev

Grieves · 09-04-2010, 11:07 PM

fenderbender · 09-06-2010, 12:17 AM

fucking lol ^that is fucking great

PhishDude · 09-06-2010, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by wannasmoke61

I never done it myself, just thought this was kinda funny...... I guess I never saw that movie.

Which movie is that from?

09-06-2010, 02:57 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTpxBdeI9a8

Mikey · 09-06-2010, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by turmaline

YouTube - Man Slaps Woman On Turkish TV! (Makes Girl Cry)

OMG Snowmayne TELL ME what they are saying!!

NorcalCarl · 09-06-2010, 04:02 PM

This is why Connery will always be the best James Bond. Before everything got all PC and M became a women.

09-02-2010, 04:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,864 Thanks: 5,015 Thanked 5,419 Times in 2,864 Posts	That dude is seriously old school. I get what he's saying about women who just won't stop pinging on you, no matter what you do to get out of the argument. I've known more than a few who know just what to say to really piss you off, but unlike men, who know that a hit may come, they are under the impression that they are safe because they are women, so they use that chivalry as a place of advantage to say some pretty cruel shit. I might even go so far as to say that learning how to handle that shit without losing your cool and hitting them is the sign of a man's man, because, let's face it, when you're dealing with that kind of attitude, you're dealing with someone with the mentality of a child. A grown up doesn't let a child undermine their self control like that. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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BudSniffer Just bein' me Join Date: May 2002 Location: waayyyy over yonder Posts: 822 Thanks: 413 Thanked 306 Times in 186 Posts	I never done it myself, just thought this was kinda funny...... I guess I never saw that movie. Attached Images __________________ "Nobody thinks the way that I do, I guess nobody dares. My head's so full of things, I set my mind free of them. I'm breaking the rules, breaking all the rules. " -Ozzy Osbourne

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,864 Thanks: 5,015 Thanked 5,419 Times in 2,864 Posts	She looks like she's kinda enjoying it. You gotta love the 50's / 60s. They were so asking for the civil rights and women's movements with this shit. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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NorcalCarl JAH Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SF! Posts: 669 Thanks: 73 Thanked 175 Times in 123 Posts	This is why Connery will always be the best James Bond. Before everything got all PC and M became a women. __________________ There is no charge for awesomeness- Don't ever forget to love thyself-

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