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Old 09-04-2010, 12:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Non human creatures

What kinds of annoying insects or animals are pissing you off lately?
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Old 09-04-2010, 12:46 AM   #2 (permalink)
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The moth,

What a pathetic excuse for a living organism eh?
So fucking easy to kill, just go right up to it and squeeze away. need not flush.


Deer here are everywhere in this neighborhood. They'll just be chillin in your yard wishing they could get over my dad's 7 foot petroleum based fencing to the garden

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Old 09-04-2010, 01:28 AM   #3 (permalink)
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flies and daddy long legs. also wasps as theyve built a nest above me front door. They havent attacked anyone yet but surely it is only a matter of time.
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Old 09-04-2010, 01:30 AM   #4 (permalink)
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yea, my wc area is a cesspool of daddy's, all stuck in the webs and shit. needs cleaning like once a week min. spiders coming from the shower drain and shit
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Mosquitoes. if I could, I'd kill every last one of those bloodsucking mother fuckers. Horseflies too.
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right now, just deer. The buttholes ate my apple tree up and my roses. I sat on the patio yesterday evening and watched one of the turds sneaking out of the woods toward a flower bush in the backyard, but I moved and he saw me and ran.
A few weeks ago, there were 3 young ones I ran out of the yard 3 times in one week. One day they were in the front yard, I chased the bitches out into the road, and ran them about a block before they ran for the woods
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Old 09-04-2010, 09:22 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I love deer, but it IS totally different when you spend a lot of time tending to garden stuff, or even a long row of flowers, that they come and clip off at the buds. You think "I can afford to lose some" but they're greedy. They wont just eat a few.
But the work, and the money spent on veggies here is well worth being graced with deer in the backyard, imo. For me at least, seems like equal exchange. Deer are so beautiful.
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skeeters are getting rough here, I almost got carried away by them last night.

Can't open your car door for more than 2 seconds or they are all in it.

Deer rule.
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Deer rule.

They taste great as sausage, too!
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ugh the mosquitos seem to enjoy eating my blood. ive been bitten quite a few times this summer
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Whales are pretty pointless.

sucking up fucking plankton is about all they seem to do.

burn them..spout first.
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We just had to put our 16 yr old cat down.

Non-human creatures dying is what has bothered me the most lately.


But this is the boat we crawl into when we set sail. We're all terminal. And so are they.
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Just got back from golf after being swarmed by gnats the whole time. Got a lump on my forehead and now it hurts to wear a hat
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fucking wolf spiders and stinkbugs
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Heh I don't mind the spiders I put them outside.

I don't like the stinkbugs even though they're harmless. I was wondering who was going to mention them first.
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the spiders do catch and eat the stinkbugs so that helps but they're so damn creepy
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