i chzanged some doucghe bags life

Rob_Kelly · 09-26-2010, 07:13 PM

im at the local sprawl-mart purchasing groceries with my lady and we get to checkout aisle 8. Anthony is cashier and bagger.

Anthony looks maybe 22 or 23, about my age. Hes got some minor dental problems. Hes thin and lanky.

Anthony tells me a story about why he is so down-looking, after I asked. Apparently Anthony's girlfriend cheated on him with several black men in a mall bathroom and he had to leave her. He opened his whiny bitchy estrogen-ridden soul to me. Dying for attention. (He also bagged my ground beef with canned goods, what a cunt). \

So I tell Anthony this;

"Look, here's what I want you to do"
"Go on wikipedia and find 1 interesting article, read and learn it."
"Put on a shirt that doesn't make you look like a 23 year old virgin and go to a nice bar"
"Tell the interesting fact to no less than 3 women, and try to hold a conversation with them as long as you can"
"If you get shot down, move on. Remember, Anthony, your ancestors built empires with their bare hands, you shouldn't be afraid of some shitty pussy" ::my girl smacks me in the back of the head now::

Yes, I did read this on another site today, but I used it no less than 45 minutes later IRL.

PS: We got 2 weeks of groceries for under 140$ at wal-mart. thats fucking awesome!!!!!

maszac · 09-26-2010, 07:48 PM

walmart is not awesome

tedkennedy · 09-26-2010, 08:16 PM

ah yes another stereotypical machismo rob kelly post

**SageTree** · 09-26-2010, 08:49 PM

This beats the shit outa TV man, thanks.

The Rev · 09-26-2010, 11:24 PM

I want to read the follow up post where you meet up with Anthony on your next shopping trip and he tells you how your plan worked and he helped several women break a bed.

The Rev

Grieves · 09-26-2010, 11:35 PM

you aren't supposed to talk to them or make them remember their humanity...

John F. Kerry · 09-26-2010, 11:51 PM

thats a pretty silly story about the mall bathroom. i find it rather hard to believe.

ps i dont know why i chose to use the adjective silly it sounds so fucking gay.

Grieves · 09-26-2010, 11:54 PM

you think that people choose to work at wal-mart...?

Only after your girlfriend gets ganged by a bunch of nigs do you loose that last bit of dignity and swallow all hope and let the wal-mart inside of you...

**SageTree** · 09-27-2010, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by John F. Kerry

thats a pretty silly story about the mall bathroom. i find it rather hard to believe.

ps i dont know why i chose to use the adjective silly it sounds so fucking gay.

Don't be silly Jaun.

there is it that bad ?!

yo. · 09-27-2010, 06:16 AM

aft3rsh0kk · 09-27-2010, 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by yo.

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09-26-2010, 07:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
Rob_Kelly . Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: USA Posts: 1,410 Thanks: 1 Thanked 12 Times in 11 Posts	i chzanged some doucghe bags life im at the local sprawl-mart purchasing groceries with my lady and we get to checkout aisle 8. Anthony is cashier and bagger. Anthony looks maybe 22 or 23, about my age. Hes got some minor dental problems. Hes thin and lanky. Anthony tells me a story about why he is so down-looking, after I asked. Apparently Anthony's girlfriend cheated on him with several black men in a mall bathroom and he had to leave her. He opened his whiny bitchy estrogen-ridden soul to me. Dying for attention. (He also bagged my ground beef with canned goods, what a cunt). \ So I tell Anthony this; "Look, here's what I want you to do" "Go on wikipedia and find 1 interesting article, read and learn it." "Put on a shirt that doesn't make you look like a 23 year old virgin and go to a nice bar" "Tell the interesting fact to no less than 3 women, and try to hold a conversation with them as long as you can" "If you get shot down, move on. Remember, Anthony, your ancestors built empires with their bare hands, you shouldn't be afraid of some shitty pussy" ::my girl smacks me in the back of the head now:: Yes, I did read this on another site today, but I used it no less than 45 minutes later IRL. PS: We got 2 weeks of groceries for under 140$ at wal-mart. thats fucking awesome!!!!! __________________ "Rats swim, damned well, they live in sewers for fuck sake. You think they mailed the plague into Europe?" -№1 LOVE, THE KIND YOU CLEAN UP WITH A MOP AND BUCKET

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tedkennedy now 14% blacker Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,229 Thanks: 71 Thanked 585 Times in 364 Posts	ah yes another stereotypical machismo rob kelly post __________________ matthew munari

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	This beats the shit outa TV man, thanks. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,864 Thanks: 5,015 Thanked 5,419 Times in 2,864 Posts	I want to read the follow up post where you meet up with Anthony on your next shopping trip and he tells you how your plan worked and he helped several women break a bed. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,083 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,569 Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,709 Posts	you aren't supposed to talk to them or make them remember their humanity... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,083 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,569 Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,709 Posts	you think that people choose to work at wal-mart...? Only after your girlfriend gets ganged by a bunch of nigs do you loose that last bit of dignity and swallow all hope and let the wal-mart inside of you... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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