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Old 09-27-2010, 07:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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remember the arcade/genesis game Altered beast?

U know the one ware u get brought back from the dead to save some old dudes daughter *cause he is even more dead and old than u* and during the game u get to change into various were-beasts? like a werewolf, weredragon, werebear. weretiger etc etc?

well the other day my family and my bro's family were taking a walk together and ended up discussing this game which eventually ended up leading to a discussion on just what kind of were-beast we think would be the coolest to turn into.

So i pose this question to u....what would be the best and worst were-beast to turn into and why?

For me.....i would either want to be a were-bat *much like the one from the 90's batman cartoon*

cause i could fly, have echo location and kick lame teenage heart throb vampires asses.

My second choice would have to to be a were-cthulu because i would be some alien god were creature from another dimension and kick all kinds of ass.

My pick for worst were-beast would be a were-clam....because....w ell...u would be a were clam.
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ok.....your turn.............wha t would u b huh huh?
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Old 09-27-2010, 08:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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D2 werewolf ftw

or maybe a were-eagle?
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i thought about a were eagle too...or maybe a were vulture....i dont know why they havent gotten into making movief about were-beasts its totally an untapped genre....like a were-rhino would be a scary thing to have to fight against... a were giant or colossal were squid...those are the stuff of nightmare man.

my very young daughter wanted to a were-dolphin lol....i dint think that was to bad...dolphins are smart as hell and cat be pretty tuff as well.

my wife chose a were flying squirrel...also not a bad idea...not threatening exactly....but could be pretty kewl
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Old 09-28-2010, 02:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2010, 06:00 AM   #5 (permalink)
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lol cmon jimmy how old are you? shouldnt be having discussions like this
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i just turned 29...and i hope to god i am still having conversations like this 29 years from now.

beats asking people for donations to my pay pall account clive u scum bag u
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a were-panda. I'd be all cute and then FWAPAM! straight to the jugular with my were-panda paws.
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a were-turkey could be pretty scary

I think it could work cause man, turkeys are fuckin ugly. Like the ones with blue, crinkly, old heads....then throw on that nasty ass wattle...and man u have one ugly creature, then u exaggerate its features and "were" it up a lil bit...it could be pretty crazy.

i think my were turkey could beat up your were panda jcp....also, wild turkey can fly and i know for a fact were-turkeys can fly as well
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i'd be a were-otter.

oooor, were-wombat.

probably were-otter. totally.
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A were-otter could be pretty tough...i have heard on a few different nature shows just how veracious otters are in the wild


how bout a were-platypus? That might be pretty sweet....i always thought platypuses were fascinating not only for their odd looks and egg laying trait but because they have lil poison spines on their back feet. Man, they sure are a crazy lil critter no doubt about that.

A were-platypus would be totally deadly and laughable at the same time
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and i know for a fact were-turkeys can fly as well
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were-cheetah ftw
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Jimmy, I like the were-cthulu idea. I guess I gotta get my own tho. I pick were-grizzly. Those bears are fucking bad ass! Or, I'd pick were-stone cold steve austin cuz hes cool like that.
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I would be a were cameleon.

live in a tree and eat other humans in a matter of seconds.

i think walking around as a human sized leaf may be a disadvantage when it comes to self defense though.
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lol cmon jimmy how old are you? shouldnt be having discussions like this
is it some kind of running joke how every post you make completely contradicts your sig?

that shit is funny yo, you sound like a cranky old man most the time
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i am pretty sure wanderlei silva is a were-gorilla. A legendary, head stomping and all around nice guy outside of the ring were-gorilla.

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I would be a were cameleon.

live in a tree and eat other humans in a matter of seconds.

i think walking around as a human sized leaf may be a disadvantage when it comes to self defense though.
i dont think anybody would mess with u when u could do this to em turm

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yo SaJ, have you ever seen the movie Re-animator? Its based on some of the short stories of the same name by Lovecraft (well, the stories are technically called Herbert West: Re-Animator). Its a super good movie, one of my top 30 favorite movies of all time. Make sure to see the un-cut version though, its quite gory and funny to boot

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is it some kind of running joke how every post you make completely contradicts your sig?

that shit is funny yo, you sound like a cranky old man most the time
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i's sorry mikey

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