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Old 10-11-2010, 09:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Whats up with them Muslims?

Who Is Imam Mahdi?

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Mahdi will lead Muslims to a great victory against the Christian Romans (i.e. All the white Europeans including the Americans). This great war is called al-Malhamah al-Kubrah or Armageddon. It will end up with a great victory to Muslims against Romans after six years. Muslims will take over their capital Rome (this can be any city). In the seventh year, the Anticrist will apear and a greater war will start between Jews and Muslims for 40 days (longer that usual days) and will end when Jesus (pbuh) will come and Muslims will kill all Jews. All people will convert into Islam. Peace will pervade the whole world.
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Hadiths include not only the destructions of Sufyan, but also Mahdi’s struggles with Sufyan as well. This struggle will not be, as many people predict, materially by sword, but in the form of a peaceful jihad, jihad of word, by means of reason; it will not be bloody but will be bloodless. Al-Haytami (a scholar of Islam) explains it as follows: “People who obey him will perform this obedience between rukun and maqam (some sacred places around the Kaa’ba). They will not wake anybody from sleep, and will never shed blood.” 25
so many sources, so many different answers... so are when the mahdi does his thing, are the people of islam gonna join together to destroy the jewish and catholic people? or they all gonna be cool about it and we all gonna hold hands?

as a species, weve shown our nature to take the more violent and greedy path...

what if jesus shows up and goes,"yo he aint coming, its just me."

and if this shit hit the fan like next year? and if it did, what would you do?

how would you all react to revelations, christian or islamic?
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i give jesus and the mahdi even money on showing up..whether it's again or the first..it's not going to happen.

you'll find out soon enough

prophecyies are intresting, but i wouldn't set my watch by them

NOTE: america is not a white christian nation, it's a continent & varies greatly

both you and the others should keep that in mind
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after thinking about it while on the can, ive come back with an answer to my own what ifs-

christian revelations- say goodbye to my catholic sisters i live with while i got moment, get left behind, wage war against the horsemen, and enjoy eternity in hell cause i could never worship a fag hating god who banishes people like ghandi to hell for not accepting a crucified jew as his god.

murderous mahdi- handle it like a z day scenerio, as the fighting waged in the middle east id head down back to kc and begin to assemble a crew and aquire weapons and provisions, set up some hideouts, maybe even head to northern cali to setup, and just lay cool in the woods. or if some one organized an unadulterated military presence, id join up with them and hopefully defeat the crazies.

all other peaceful second coming- quit my job, and become a missionary and smoke alot of pot and hang out in robes and skinny dip in the ocean, as long as the second coming is of a chill dude i can agree with. otherwise, skip the missionary part.
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if you were realli interested in what's up with muslims you should probably meet with some..who knows, you may even fall in love..

stranger things have been known to happen
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shit. if everyone was muslim they would have no heretics to kill.

where do i sign up?
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I believe this is a PBS production. Very long, but worth a watch if you are starting from scratch or not.




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shit. if everyone was muslim they would have no heretics to kill.

where do i sign up?
Interesting alternative strategy.

The Empire was conquered once and the Mongol attackers ended up converting themselves ..... However they also became a driving force within the Faith, that I feel changed the course of how the religion was spread.
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AmIAnnoying.com - Coolest Muslims in Hollywood

the idea of dave chappelle riding in the desert on a camel with mos def screaming "death to the infidels!" is pretty romantic to me.

also, the idea of beck riding around in a spaceship with xenu sounds like something that belongs right at home in a beck song.
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Who's Afraid of Islam?

Think the title is kind of loaded but other wise, this is a goood series of shows.





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I would like to see humans put 1/10 as much energy into actually evolving, as they do in fairy tales .
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I used to have 1/10 of a fairy tale...

It was surgically removed.
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excellent !

So you do believe in removing fairy tales.


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if you were realli interested in what's up with muslims you should probably meet with some..who knows, you may even fall in love..

stranger things have been known to happen
what was the movie where ben affleck fell in love with the muslim women working in the refugee camp? syriana or green zone or body of lies or the hurt locker or one of the 9,000 other middle east war movies made in the last 4 years...
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it was this one

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Dunno but the majority smell of shit and have crazy ass beliefs that make no sense.
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so.... that really narrows it down.

I think they also have hair and a nose....

Yea... I know these people in my neighbourhood
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opa used to say the samething about the English
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middle east war movies made in the last 4 years...

nothing wrong with promoting/profiting from crime.


...depending on who's agenda you support.
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