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Old 10-13-2010, 10:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Doctors Issue Warning About Four Loko Energy Drink

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York, PA -- Looks can be deceiving...the brightly colored can is landing people in the hospital.

Doctor Mike Reihart, Lancaster (Penssylvania) General Hospital: "I've not seen one alcoholic beverage create this many problems this early on."

For each of the last few weekends, Doctor Mike Reihart has seen about a half dozen people in Lancaster General Hospital's emergency room after drinking Four Loko.

Dr. Reihart: "People come in vomiting, unconcious...with a loss of gag reflex. My concern is when someone gets to the point of intoxication they can actually die."

Four Loko has caffeine like an energy drink, plus 12 percent alcohol, that's about three times the average beer. dr. Reihart says the 23-ounce drink...one can...is equal to 6 beers.

Tom Sagonas, Thirsty's Quick Stop owner: "Yeah, I didn't get it at first but the demand was too much, so we finally brought it in."

At Thirsty's Quick Stop, owners didn't really want to sell it, and now that they do, it's "carry out" only.

Sagonis: "That alcohol content is probably a bad combination to have. People drink it in house."

Young people like Rashaad Day have heard of the drink, and the test is to try and drink four cans.

Dr. Reihart: Some of the patients that I've had, trying to get to that mythical four, usually pass out around three because they've ingested about 18 beers."

Dr. Reihart says it has the street name "Liquid Cocaine".

Rashaad Day, York, PA: "If you drink four, there's a couple of things that are gonna happen. One, you're gonna act dumb. You're gonna get really sick. You're gonna throw up and you can pontentially die."

One doctor says the people coming to the ER range from grown men to girls as young as 16-years-old. Most have severe alcohol poisoning after trying to drink four cans of Four Loko.
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Old 10-13-2010, 10:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I've never seen drunk people get into fights like peeps drunk off four locos. I kinda like em cuz you don't have to buy a ton to get drunk, but I've never had more than one in a night.
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i hope they ban that shit, seriously, it tastes disgusting i don't know how anyone can stomach it
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the MYTHICAL 4!, lol i couldn't even finish one. WAY too much coloring
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ive seen that on the shelves, never had any interest in trying it though ...looks like shit. Although the 12% alc is kinda appealing i guess. four loko is popular in the train hopping community, probably cause its cheap
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it lives up to the name i guess
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the closest i have ever come to a sitution resembling a win involving 4loko, was when i only drank one in a night, didnt get buzzed, but was unable to sleep for a good while because of the sugar/ caffiene.

the other non win situations involved me blacking out but remaining acutely alert and concious to the point where i was able to spout forth every single unfiltered thought that came to my mind including how badly id like to fuck most of the girls around during the incident.
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Sounds similiar to my usual double vodka redbull. Wasted drunk, but wired. Can't really beat that. Seriously is anyone tempted to drink 4 of those just because they said you can die? Kind of like a challenge he's proposing.
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as much as i like four loko i hate it. shit tastes like koolaid+old english+monster i have trouble drinking one shit is fucking disgusting!
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I can only stomach the lemon and cran lemon ones, aka yellow/yellow-red camo.
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lol how isnt this stuff illegal
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Shit sells good in the 'hood I bet.

Alcohols answer to cities banning 40's being sold anywhere but the supermarket (less than 7K square feet of floor space IIRC) just concentrate it and put it into smaller cans.

They's some tricky marketing bastards in them breweries.
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Shit is vile, the only people who drink it are minors trying to get off and the homeless...That right there is reason enough to ban the shit...
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I'll take some JD over whatever the hell that shit is any day...
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I still think a handle of Jack Daniels is more of a danger to your health than any number of 4 locos.
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