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Old 10-21-2010, 11:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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this is just hypothetical

if you suddenly came into possession of a box measuring 2x2x3ft full of 10 and 20 dollar bills, how much money would you estimate it to be if you couldnt take it out and count it
and you wanted to stash it a while, what are some ways you hide it?

ok the second part is, would it be a good idea to convert all that cash to jewelry that you could wear to get across for example a national border?
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Old 10-21-2010, 12:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Depends on the border.
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Old 10-21-2010, 12:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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somewhere in the range of 20 million, a briefcase full of 20s is a bout 1 mil. no customs will def notice if you have millions of dollars in jewelery on you.
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I'll launder and hide the money for you brah, send me a pm to discuss the future details.
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Convert it to flawless diamonds, then keester them. Nothing says Super Pimp like an ass full of diamonds.



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and if snowmayne doesn't work out I know some nigerians who can take care of it for you Nah really your best bet is to launder it through a roulette table so you can prove where it came from, then put it in a tax haven bank account (this whole process of money laundering can cost from 50-75% of the money but if you have that much you still get some back)

that's a ridiculously huge amount of cash though, I doubt most cartels have a bankroll like that at any given time.
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Old 10-21-2010, 01:18 PM   #7 (permalink)
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watch No Country for Old Men...It will answer any and all questions you may have about coming into the possession of large amounts of "free" money...
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make sure to take out the transmitter and watch out for a guy carrying a gastank around
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the gambling option sounds best to me, as it would appear at least partially legitimate. If you buy anything straight up, you would have to prove how you afforded all of that if planning on spending a million dollars.

either that or buy a lot of drugs and consume all before leaving said country. leftovers just buy random small ticket items
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it would be pretty risky to launder it, but i bet you could rent a nice apartment and pay for everything in cash and noone would care.
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Just say you don't trust banks and you carry your money everywhere. I'm sure they'll buy it.
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if i were to come across that amount of money...first i would not ask yahooka what to do with it.

5 bux said the OP left this page up accidentally and is already dead.


BUT if you survive, i would drop the cash on either a private jet to get past customs, or a boat to do the same. everything would have to be unofficial and 0 paper trail.
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Why would you need to cross a boarder? You have a box full of 20 dollar bills.
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Why would you need to cross a boarder? You have a box full of 20 dollar bills.

what if she is in like afganistan or something... pretty much like if you are in 90% of the countries in the world and you find money, you are gonna try and get the fuck outa there.


Edit. Or say she is stealing from a mexican drug cartel ... Gotta get some oceans between you and those crazy weedwax types.
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