OMG! COOLEST INTRANET VIDEO EVER TO HIT THE INTRANETS

Waves · 10-27-2010, 02:38 PM

YouTube - FOUR LOKO CHUG IN 10 SECONDS

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YouTube - fastest 4 loko chug

YouTube - Four Loko Beer Bong!

arent these guys FUCKING COOL?

isnt that product FUCKING COOL?

if i could chug that in 7.5 seconds, does that make me FUCKING COOL?

Waves · 10-27-2010, 02:39 PM

im just kinda sitting here blown away by all this fucking coolness.

if i go to the hospital from drinking too much poison, does that make me FUCKING COOL?

Waves · 10-27-2010, 02:41 PM

could this thread be considered a valid follow-up or perhaps companion thread to "people who kill themselves?"

myxomatosis · 10-27-2010, 02:44 PM

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Waves · 10-27-2010, 02:47 PM

dont be a fucking pussy bro.

4 loko.

can u get me a discount on 4 lokos?

if not i'll take a 5th of jim beam and a 4 pack of red bull. thanks bro.

Snowmayne · 10-27-2010, 02:53 PM

lol waves i love you right now

Waves · 10-27-2010, 02:58 PM

i tried to do a full chug at once, but i didnt have any towel with which to wipe my face, and the 4 loko streamed down my face like the tears of a sad clown.

i just have to accept that some people are fucking cool, and im not.

Cerpin Taxt · 10-27-2010, 03:04 PM

With metaphors like "tears of a sad clown" I wouldn't put yourself down too much about not being cool

This guy is cool

YouTube - Pitcher of Beer Down in 5 Seconds

Waves · 10-27-2010, 03:08 PM

^bongo??

JcP · 10-27-2010, 07:01 PM

the friend makes the 5 second beer video.

José · 10-27-2010, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waves

^bongo??

or uber

my favorite part of that video was the silent guy in the background making epic facial expressions.

toastyroach · 10-27-2010, 07:22 PM

i dont get it dude... whats the point.. ? stupidity like this is everywhere. ps intranet is a real thing, am i just getting too fucking old or... ?

cries

Parallax · 10-27-2010, 07:41 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5rfQ...ext=1&index=90

Being · 10-27-2010, 07:47 PM

they're russian, thats like second nature to them.

and thats and awefully small bottle of vodka

Parallax · 10-27-2010, 07:55 PM

i've drank more than that before, but not all at once and while eating an entire chicken, half a litre on an empty stomach all at once is a lot.

**Mafoo** · 10-27-2010, 08:11 PM

i used to be a vodka chugger. we used to have this awesome thing going where we could get 1.5 liters of top shelf vodka like goose kettle belvedere etc for the price of a 1.5 liter water bottle. this was highschool and no highschooler should ever have that much good quality vodka on hand. one night at a party i was feeling crazy and i decided to face off against my friend to see who could chug more of their respective 1.5 liter bottle. all i remember is tipping back this giant bottle and then waking up sitting on the counter in my kitchen and then yacking out in my backyard. that was only 1 of 2 times ive ever yacked from alcohol. the other time was after consuming about a pint of 100proof smirnoff i decided i could take one of those giant novelty pirate shot glasses. so my friend filled it up for me, i guess it was about 8 shots. i did it, got fuuuucked up, girlfriend got pissed, i blacked out for the 1st time and woke up on my girlfriends carpet, actually it was her parents carpet, i was about 17. anyway i didnt know what happened at all. found out later i spewed all over my girlfriends bathroom and she and another friend had to clean it up for me :P

i shoulda quit after the 1st blackout

myxomatosis · 10-27-2010, 08:20 PM

Thats not that small of a bottle, little under a fifth if I had to wager a guess.

lol @ mafoo though. Chugging decent amounts of liquor almost never ends well.

**Mafoo** · 10-27-2010, 08:42 PM

im guessing its a half liter by the annotations. i dont speak ruski though

Mikey · 10-27-2010, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Parallax

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5rfQ...ext=1&index=90

pffft come to my house at 6am

Captain Cannabis · 10-27-2010, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mafoo

im guessing its a half liter by the annotations. i dont speak ruski though

it says clearly at the start that its half a liter

10-27-2010, 02:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	im just kinda sitting here blown away by all this fucking coolness. if i go to the hospital from drinking too much poison, does that make me FUCKING COOL? __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

10-27-2010, 02:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	could this thread be considered a valid follow-up or perhaps companion thread to "people who kill themselves?" __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

10-27-2010, 02:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 3,917 Thanks: 1,026 Thanked 934 Times in 597 Posts	... __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

10-27-2010, 02:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	dont be a fucking pussy bro. 4 loko. can u get me a discount on 4 lokos? if not i'll take a 5th of jim beam and a 4 pack of red bull. thanks bro. __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

10-27-2010, 02:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
Snowmayne Hero of the Internet Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,740 Thanks: 494 Thanked 4,294,967,295 Times in 958 Posts	lol waves i love you right now __________________ We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies. We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated. Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "

10-27-2010, 02:58 PM	#7 (permalink)
Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	i tried to do a full chug at once, but i didnt have any towel with which to wipe my face, and the 4 loko streamed down my face like the tears of a sad clown. i just have to accept that some people are fucking cool, and im not. __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

10-27-2010, 03:08 PM	#9 (permalink)
Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	^bongo?? __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

10-27-2010, 07:22 PM	#12 (permalink)
toastyroach clan stark Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: the unmanifested Posts: 3,790 Thanks: 288 Thanked 405 Times in 238 Posts	i dont get it dude... whats the point.. ? stupidity like this is everywhere. ps intranet is a real thing, am i just getting too fucking old or... ? cries __________________ "I'm gonna pray for deadhead as well even though I'm not religious, just super committed to trolling." Terry

10-27-2010, 07:55 PM	#15 (permalink)
Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,739 Thanks: 160 Thanked 590 Times in 318 Posts	i've drank more than that before, but not all at once and while eating an entire chicken, half a litre on an empty stomach all at once is a lot. __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!!

10-27-2010, 08:11 PM	#16 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,975 Thanks: 3,776 Thanked 2,652 Times in 1,698 Posts	i used to be a vodka chugger. we used to have this awesome thing going where we could get 1.5 liters of top shelf vodka like goose kettle belvedere etc for the price of a 1.5 liter water bottle. this was highschool and no highschooler should ever have that much good quality vodka on hand. one night at a party i was feeling crazy and i decided to face off against my friend to see who could chug more of their respective 1.5 liter bottle. all i remember is tipping back this giant bottle and then waking up sitting on the counter in my kitchen and then yacking out in my backyard. that was only 1 of 2 times ive ever yacked from alcohol. the other time was after consuming about a pint of 100proof smirnoff i decided i could take one of those giant novelty pirate shot glasses. so my friend filled it up for me, i guess it was about 8 shots. i did it, got fuuuucked up, girlfriend got pissed, i blacked out for the 1st time and woke up on my girlfriends carpet, actually it was her parents carpet, i was about 17. anyway i didnt know what happened at all. found out later i spewed all over my girlfriends bathroom and she and another friend had to clean it up for me :P i shoulda quit after the 1st blackout __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

10-27-2010, 08:20 PM	#17 (permalink)
myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 3,917 Thanks: 1,026 Thanked 934 Times in 597 Posts	Thats not that small of a bottle, little under a fifth if I had to wager a guess. lol @ mafoo though. Chugging decent amounts of liquor almost never ends well. __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

10-27-2010, 08:42 PM	#18 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,975 Thanks: 3,776 Thanked 2,652 Times in 1,698 Posts	im guessing its a half liter by the annotations. i dont speak ruski though __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

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