Holy crow... YaHooka is pretty slow today.....

**SageTree** · 11-01-2010, 06:56 AM

Did you all party too hard last night or what?

Hopefully....

So dang...

How's it today for you?

The Rev · 11-01-2010, 07:13 AM

The Rev

**SageTree** · 11-01-2010, 07:33 AM

Eh... it's true... the Raven and the Crow are special birds.

It's akin to saying "Jesus!!!!" I suppose.... just less "expletive-deleteds" attached

The Raven's a tattoo on my body actually.

Tribute to my Wife's Uncle Doug, which I believe you , Rev, are aware of.

But for those who don't know, there is more on that in the mellow stoners thread if you want to know or care.

Cheers
SageTree

Jonas · 11-01-2010, 07:56 AM

its monday morning fack.

give us a break.

Captain Cannabis · 11-01-2010, 07:59 AM

so much alcohol

**SageTree** · 11-01-2010, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonas

its monday morning fack.

give us a break.

I'm not used to this eastern time zone thing... usually you are all up and gone before I'm awake in the BC mind.... but aye.... it surprises me when the family or friend, in PA, I'm talking to are having coffee or lunch at the same time as me still.

It's only been a week though.

I'm sure it'll sink in soon.

Liberty Cap · 11-01-2010, 08:48 AM

Actually yes I did party too hard last night. Went to the hopping bar on Sundays, and it was wall to wall packed with people. That and half of them were in costume. Some 6 foot 8 guy was in a full on stormtrooper outfit that was just sick looking dancing in the middle of the floor. I got a girls number by telling her she was so hot I wanted to rape her. I also danced with someone else by saying "I know you're married, we're not going to fuck, let's dance."

Then this morning I woke up completely clothed missing a sock. Still can't find it.

Oh yeah and I have a girl Im really into coming over in like 3 hours, I'm hungover as shit and have xanax and roxies, but don't know if I should take any because we're gonna have sex and i don't want to ruin that.

**SageTree** · 11-01-2010, 08:52 AM

which could mean you took it all off at some point eh? just couldn't find the other sock

Liberty Cap · 11-01-2010, 09:00 AM

dude i'm just a fucking mess right now lol. i started cleaning up my room, stopped. layed back in bed a got on the laptop again. I'm in a sweatshirt, bright red boxers, and I reek of every sort of booze out there.

My solutions are to this delima are...

1. get drunk again.
2. take valium and/or oxycodone and risk my orgasm in 3 hours.
3. wait for her to get here and smoke me out because I'm out of bud, but see me as the train wreck that I am haha

I need like a yahooka rescue team. i just want to lay here and sleep lol

oh and for the record. black out did NOT occur until the ride home. I'm good like that. THis yahookan knows how to time his shots.

Liberty Cap · 11-01-2010, 09:03 AM

oh i forgot to mention i've got to get her out of here by 5 so my friend can come with 2 girls so I can hook up with one of them.

I feel like Tucker Max minus the success.

Jonas · 11-01-2010, 09:14 AM

hair of the dog
then some rest,
then wait for her to smoke you out...
then eat her out...
then kick her out...

Lloydy · 11-01-2010, 09:48 AM

Im still pretending yesterday didnt happen

Liberty Cap · 11-01-2010, 09:51 AM

aight so i was like ravenously hungry. thank god there's a subway like a block down from my place. So i go there real quick before I showered to get some food looking like a zombie almost. My hair was sticking up and I was wearing my black hightop air jordans, nike white gym shorts and a loose black tee. looking straight bum, probably stinking of booze.

Some lady and her kids come in, and while they are making my sub i'm devouring a bag of chips fistful at a time. This lady looked at me like I was the devil, and I looked back at her, chips in mouth and was like "whats up?" So she looks away and when I'm in my car pulling out I see her walk to a car with Connecticut plates on it. I felt the need to roll down the window and yell "Welcome to the city bitches" as I drive off. THought it was pretty entertaining.

mr.nobody · 11-01-2010, 09:56 AM

yeah people are p.hungover as I imagine. Liberty Cap man get a cup of coffee/smoke a cig and recoup. On a side note were there any yahookans in hollywood last night? Thought crossed my mind a few times.

^

kitch · 11-01-2010, 09:59 AM

braaaaaaiiiiinnnzzzz

Liberty Cap · 11-01-2010, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr.nobody

yeah people are p.hungover as I imagine. Liberty Cap man get a cup of coffee/smoke a cig and recoup. On a side note were there any yahookans in hollywood last night? Thought crossed my mind a few times.

^

Dont smoke cigs man. Kills my lungs. I'm actually allergic to smoke believe it or not. I suffer through the agony of hacking my lungs out when I smoke bud because I love it so.

Yeah took a shower, ate something and I almost feel normal. I just have the beer shits now. Took a chance on a fart while I was reading Random and almost shat my pants haha

I think I'm gonna eat a Xanny bar and snort 1 roxy. That should settle me down nice and happy. Worst thing that can happen is I take like 30 minutes to bust a nut, and who can say that's a bad thing as long as I'm not jack hammering at her pussy for half an hour.

mr.nobody · 11-01-2010, 10:09 AM

werd. . .the females dont like the bunny strokes.

Liberty Cap · 11-01-2010, 10:17 AM

werd on that werd.

It's all about the rhythm and listening to her body man. I think porn is probably the reason most guys suck in bed. Thinking jackhammering a chick and spitting on her pussy gets a girl off. I think I've met like maybe 2 girls in my whole like into some shit like that. And they had some serious daddy issues.

**SageTree** · 11-01-2010, 10:18 AM

niiice who knew this thread would turn into Halloween recovery thread

YaHooka!!!

Liberty Cap · 11-01-2010, 10:20 AM

Sage you know you're the shit. I'm just showing the love

And I think this has just turned into a liberty cap recovery thread for poon.

11-01-2010, 06:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	Holy crow... YaHooka is pretty slow today..... Did you all party too hard last night or what? Hopefully.... So dang... How's it today for you? __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

11-01-2010, 07:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
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11-01-2010, 07:33 AM	#3 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	Eh... it's true... the Raven and the Crow are special birds. It's akin to saying "Jesus!!!!" I suppose.... just less "expletive-deleteds" attached The Raven's a tattoo on my body actually. Tribute to my Wife's Uncle Doug, which I believe you , Rev, are aware of. But for those who don't know, there is more on that in the mellow stoners thread if you want to know or care. Cheers SageTree __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

11-01-2010, 07:59 AM	#5 (permalink)
Captain Cannabis safety word: more Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: m.i.a. Posts: 13,922 Thanks: 2,705 Thanked 3,174 Times in 1,812 Posts	so much alcohol __________________ fuck the monkeys

11-01-2010, 08:52 AM	#8 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	which could mean you took it all off at some point eh? just couldn't find the other sock __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

11-01-2010, 08:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
Liberty Cap Justice for All Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,093 Thanks: 31 Thanked 72 Times in 92 Posts	Actually yes I did party too hard last night. Went to the hopping bar on Sundays, and it was wall to wall packed with people. That and half of them were in costume. Some 6 foot 8 guy was in a full on stormtrooper outfit that was just sick looking dancing in the middle of the floor. I got a girls number by telling her she was so hot I wanted to rape her. I also danced with someone else by saying "I know you're married, we're not going to fuck, let's dance." Then this morning I woke up completely clothed missing a sock. Still can't find it. Oh yeah and I have a girl Im really into coming over in like 3 hours, I'm hungover as shit and have xanax and roxies, but don't know if I should take any because we're gonna have sex and i don't want to ruin that.

11-01-2010, 09:00 AM	#9 (permalink)
Liberty Cap Justice for All Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,093 Thanks: 31 Thanked 72 Times in 92 Posts	dude i'm just a fucking mess right now lol. i started cleaning up my room, stopped. layed back in bed a got on the laptop again. I'm in a sweatshirt, bright red boxers, and I reek of every sort of booze out there. My solutions are to this delima are... 1. get drunk again. 2. take valium and/or oxycodone and risk my orgasm in 3 hours. 3. wait for her to get here and smoke me out because I'm out of bud, but see me as the train wreck that I am haha I need like a yahooka rescue team. i just want to lay here and sleep lol oh and for the record. black out did NOT occur until the ride home. I'm good like that. THis yahookan knows how to time his shots.

11-01-2010, 09:03 AM	#10 (permalink)
Liberty Cap Justice for All Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,093 Thanks: 31 Thanked 72 Times in 92 Posts	oh i forgot to mention i've got to get her out of here by 5 so my friend can come with 2 girls so I can hook up with one of them. I feel like Tucker Max minus the success.

11-01-2010, 09:48 AM	#12 (permalink)
Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,976 Thanks: 533 Thanked 2,478 Times in 1,139 Posts	Im still pretending yesterday didnt happen __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

11-01-2010, 09:51 AM	#13 (permalink)
Liberty Cap Justice for All Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,093 Thanks: 31 Thanked 72 Times in 92 Posts	aight so i was like ravenously hungry. thank god there's a subway like a block down from my place. So i go there real quick before I showered to get some food looking like a zombie almost. My hair was sticking up and I was wearing my black hightop air jordans, nike white gym shorts and a loose black tee. looking straight bum, probably stinking of booze. Some lady and her kids come in, and while they are making my sub i'm devouring a bag of chips fistful at a time. This lady looked at me like I was the devil, and I looked back at her, chips in mouth and was like "whats up?" So she looks away and when I'm in my car pulling out I see her walk to a car with Connecticut plates on it. I felt the need to roll down the window and yell "Welcome to the city bitches" as I drive off. THought it was pretty entertaining.

11-01-2010, 09:56 AM	#14 (permalink)
mr.nobody (310) Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: CA Posts: 1,454 Blog Entries: 2 Thanks: 771 Thanked 193 Times in 139 Posts	yeah people are p.hungover as I imagine. Liberty Cap man get a cup of coffee/smoke a cig and recoup. On a side note were there any yahookans in hollywood last night? Thought crossed my mind a few times. ^ __________________

11-01-2010, 10:09 AM	#17 (permalink)
mr.nobody (310) Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: CA Posts: 1,454 Blog Entries: 2 Thanks: 771 Thanked 193 Times in 139 Posts	werd. . .the females dont like the bunny strokes. __________________

11-01-2010, 10:17 AM	#18 (permalink)
Liberty Cap Justice for All Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,093 Thanks: 31 Thanked 72 Times in 92 Posts	werd on that werd. It's all about the rhythm and listening to her body man. I think porn is probably the reason most guys suck in bed. Thinking jackhammering a chick and spitting on her pussy gets a girl off. I think I've met like maybe 2 girls in my whole like into some shit like that. And they had some serious daddy issues.

11-01-2010, 10:18 AM	#19 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	niiice who knew this thread would turn into Halloween recovery thread YaHooka!!! __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

11-01-2010, 10:20 AM	#20 (permalink)
Liberty Cap Justice for All Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,093 Thanks: 31 Thanked 72 Times in 92 Posts	Sage you know you're the shit. I'm just showing the love And I think this has just turned into a liberty cap recovery thread for poon.

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