OUCH sliver in my pussy!!!

illest12 · 11-05-2010, 03:55 PM

Hahah not really. But who would have thought people would be making dildos out of wood? ....I guess when you cant get any wood.

Parallax · 11-05-2010, 03:56 PM

been shopping?

Xil · 11-05-2010, 03:57 PM

lol, first phalluses were made out of wood and stone.

Waves · 11-05-2010, 03:58 PM

this title hurt

like getting a paper cut on the tip of your dick

yowza

The SARS Volta · 11-05-2010, 04:28 PM

idk how wood(presumably with a finish) is any better or worse than plastic, rubber or any other medium produced by the sex toy industry these days.

realdolls are typically more attractive than the mates accessible to the realdoll target market, while artificial dong appendages are manufactured and offered larger than most men can compete with.

thus whoever doesn't get laid or not often enough to suffice i guess that's fair game. if you can/do all that shit's kinda unnecessary.

Xil · 11-05-2010, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by The SARS Volta

idk how wood(presumably with a finish) is any better or worse than plastic, rubber or any other medium produced by the sex toy industry these days.

realdolls are typically more attractive than the mates accessible to the realdoll target market, while artificial dong appendages are manufactured and offered larger than most men can compete with.

thus whoever doesn't get laid or not often enough to suffice i guess that's fair game. if you can/do all that shit's kinda unnecessary.

a sex doll is no where near as attractive as a female body.
i imagine it feels nothing like it either. also it would be a lazy lover.

Waves · 11-05-2010, 04:38 PM

...but think of all the money youd save

Snowmayne · 11-05-2010, 04:39 PM

technically you do have a sliver 'on' your pussy

The SARS Volta · 11-05-2010, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xil

a sex doll is no where near as attractive as a female body.
i imagine it feels nothing like it either. also it would be a lazy lover.

my point was, whoever is eager to spend a g and change on a prosthetic woman presumably has a difficult time getting laid.

exceptions might exist, but i'm doubting it.

osirus2020 · 11-05-2010, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waves

this title hurt

like getting a paper cut on the tip of your dick

yowza

Ouuuuuuch

The Rev · 11-05-2010, 04:57 PM

I wouldn't get one of those Real Dolls, unless I had millions and I just wanted to have them laying around the house to freak out guests. A Cherry 2000 on the other hand... I'd be the first guy in line to buy one of those!

The Rev

illest12 · 11-05-2010, 07:38 PM

Free Movies & Documentaries - Guys and Dolls (2006)

He named himself davecat wtf lol

Lloydy · 11-06-2010, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by The SARS Volta

my point was, whoever is eager to spend a g and change on a prosthetic woman presumably has a difficult time getting laid.

exceptions might exist, but i'm doubting it.

those people are sub human freaks. prostitution is everywhere they could spend their money on that but instead they'd rather fuck a lump of lifeless latex.

Captain Cannabis · 11-06-2010, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waves

...but think of all the money youd save

you would also save money if she was dead

just saying

Debaser · 11-06-2010, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lloydy

those people are sub human freaks. prostitution is everywhere they could spend their money on that but instead they'd rather fuck a lump of lifeless latex.

But lifeless latex isn't full of diseases that can kill you or make your shit fall off...until prostitution is legalized and regulated (licenses, regular checkups, etc) then banging any old hooker is like playing russian roulette with your junk. not saying you couldn't catch someting from a legal prostitute, but in a legal, regulated LEGIT environment, the chances are much slimmer.

**Jimmycube** · 11-06-2010, 10:10 AM

ummmm....u guys know a lot about dildos and prostitutes....u guys alll get a gold star in my book

generic_hippie · 11-06-2010, 01:20 PM

We have all sorts of musical instruments, including a traditional didgeridoo. I was chopping firewood and found a piece of hardwood I cut in two and turned into tapping sticks to accompany the didge in traditional style...

They turned out looking so much like wooden phalluses none of the guys will play them...

my_scatterheart · 11-06-2010, 03:04 PM

pic of didge plz

generic_hippie · 11-06-2010, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

pic of didge plz

This is the traveller, there's one with art painted on it as well that stays in the music studio to retain its value...

my_scatterheart · 11-06-2010, 04:02 PM

ballin. thanks man. (ps. there's probably nothing in the world better than that sick sweet smell of the wax on your face later in the day)

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