The wonderful world of tsimfuckis

Waves · 11-11-2010, 01:23 PM

dudes got a penis on his stomach

and thats the least weird part of him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt46W...layer_embedded

YouTube - Years of fighting paid off (tsimfuckis)

YouTube - Pimpin' ain't easy, but somebody's gotta do it (tsimfuckis)

Waves · 11-11-2010, 01:24 PM

TsimFuckis - Encyclopedia Dramatica

On Monday June 1st, 2009 a new species of wigger was discovered on YouTube by the biologists of eBaum's.

After being flushed out of its nest, it disabled comments and eventually deleted its account. It was tracked to its new lair the next day and Anon went batshit crazy, creating multiple threads to announce this curious man/bird's discovery. These lucky few were forever to be known as The Ornitologists.

HE'S BACK ON MYSPACE! OFFICIAL ACCOUNT, 2010 + NEW PICS Deleted.

The species, TsimFuckis (aka chick3nlittler, Birdman, or Emuboy, or known to its "parents" as Justin Tsimbidis of Corona, NY), is a plentiful ration of rage whose physical body also doubles as a casket. Many will lay their eyes upon TsimFuckis with pity; many, I'm sure, have cried for its discomfort, for its humiliation; surely, dozens of churches have prayed for its soul; many a life has left its presence feeling strangely elated, relieved; many an ego has been boosted. These are only speculations. What is known for sure is that God is a very cruel entity - that is, if souls are given out to every Tom, Dick and John - and midgets, cripples and spooks, fatties, and fags, and women.

As a self-proclaimed Juggalo (which will be known as "mistake number two", number one was being conceived), it makes an effort to take some time out of each day to address the haters and bitchez. Its wigger antics and cookie-cutter HARD persona are not laughable because they are seemingly incongruous with its "tweety-bird" appearance - they are laughable because they will inevitably absorb into the personality of anyone who has ever viewed MTV for more than three consecutive hours, and do not necessarily need to be accompanied by flashy hoes, rims, grills, bling, a sex life, non-related parents or a normal human body with fully functioning organs. It is said to be believed that it is either the only survivor left of the April 6th, 1986, Chernobyl disaster, or the resolt of an experiment gone horriably wrong during the holocaust which made Anne Frank immortal while sacrificing an vagina. It has been a sought after refugee by the KoolKidzKlub, or more commonly known as the K.K.K. who offer it an easy way out, burning at a cross!!!!!!

Waves · 11-11-2010, 01:28 PM

hes also in the die antwoord video:

YouTube - Die Antwoord - Enter The Ninja (Official)

!

**Mafoo** · 11-11-2010, 01:46 PM

poor guy

Waves · 11-11-2010, 01:59 PM

i think hes awesome. people with severe disabilities who are able to be humorous about their situation are some of the coolest people on this planet.

SmokeaJoint · 11-11-2010, 02:01 PM

See, I was wondering what you were getting at.

**Mafoo** · 11-11-2010, 02:02 PM

humorous or not, i still feel bad for the guy. imagine if you were born like that

Parallax · 11-11-2010, 02:31 PM

seriously wtf is up with that thing on his stomach?

Qui-Bong Jinn · 11-11-2010, 03:08 PM

I dont understand this video, wtf is wrong with him?

myxomatosis · 11-11-2010, 03:36 PM

He has Progeria as I recall.

**Mafoo** · 11-11-2010, 04:22 PM

it looks like progeria kinda. he doesnt really look that "old" in the music video though, hes actually kinda muscled looking, unless its all editing or something

Sir-Ex · 11-11-2010, 04:36 PM

lol that dude trips me out

myxomatosis · 11-11-2010, 04:46 PM

Also waves thats Leon Botha in that video.

Roach · 11-12-2010, 10:21 AM

he is just flaunting his unique-ness.

strange but true, is preferable to perfectly contrived.

11-11-2010, 01:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	TsimFuckis - Encyclopedia Dramatica On Monday June 1st, 2009 a new species of wigger was discovered on YouTube by the biologists of eBaum's. After being flushed out of its nest, it disabled comments and eventually deleted its account. It was tracked to its new lair the next day and Anon went batshit crazy, creating multiple threads to announce this curious man/bird's discovery. These lucky few were forever to be known as The Ornitologists. HE'S BACK ON MYSPACE! OFFICIAL ACCOUNT, 2010 + NEW PICS Deleted. The species, TsimFuckis (aka chick3nlittler, Birdman, or Emuboy, or known to its "parents" as Justin Tsimbidis of Corona, NY), is a plentiful ration of rage whose physical body also doubles as a casket. Many will lay their eyes upon TsimFuckis with pity; many, I'm sure, have cried for its discomfort, for its humiliation; surely, dozens of churches have prayed for its soul; many a life has left its presence feeling strangely elated, relieved; many an ego has been boosted. These are only speculations. What is known for sure is that God is a very cruel entity - that is, if souls are given out to every Tom, Dick and John - and midgets, cripples and spooks, fatties, and fags, and women. As a self-proclaimed Juggalo (which will be known as "mistake number two", number one was being conceived), it makes an effort to take some time out of each day to address the haters and bitchez. Its wigger antics and cookie-cutter HARD persona are not laughable because they are seemingly incongruous with its "tweety-bird" appearance - they are laughable because they will inevitably absorb into the personality of anyone who has ever viewed MTV for more than three consecutive hours, and do not necessarily need to be accompanied by flashy hoes, rims, grills, bling, a sex life, non-related parents or a normal human body with fully functioning organs. It is said to be believed that it is either the only survivor left of the April 6th, 1986, Chernobyl disaster, or the resolt of an experiment gone horriably wrong during the holocaust which made Anne Frank immortal while sacrificing an vagina. It has been a sought after refugee by the KoolKidzKlub, or more commonly known as the K.K.K. who offer it an easy way out, burning at a cross!!!!!! __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

11-11-2010, 01:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,975 Thanks: 3,776 Thanked 2,652 Times in 1,698 Posts	poor guy __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

11-11-2010, 01:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	i think hes awesome. people with severe disabilities who are able to be humorous about their situation are some of the coolest people on this planet. __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

11-11-2010, 02:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,975 Thanks: 3,776 Thanked 2,652 Times in 1,698 Posts	humorous or not, i still feel bad for the guy. imagine if you were born like that __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

11-11-2010, 02:31 PM	#8 (permalink)
Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,739 Thanks: 160 Thanked 590 Times in 318 Posts	seriously wtf is up with that thing on his stomach? __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!!

11-11-2010, 03:08 PM	#9 (permalink)
Qui-Bong Jinn Jedi High Council Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kingston, Ontario Posts: 2,128 Thanks: 907 Thanked 497 Times in 369 Posts	I dont understand this video, wtf is wrong with him?

11-11-2010, 03:36 PM	#10 (permalink)
myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 3,917 Thanks: 1,026 Thanked 934 Times in 597 Posts	He has Progeria as I recall. __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

11-11-2010, 04:22 PM	#11 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,975 Thanks: 3,776 Thanked 2,652 Times in 1,698 Posts	it looks like progeria kinda. he doesnt really look that "old" in the music video though, hes actually kinda muscled looking, unless its all editing or something __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

11-11-2010, 04:36 PM	#12 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,416 Thanks: 1,726 Thanked 3,817 Times in 2,257 Posts	lol that dude trips me out __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

11-11-2010, 04:46 PM	#13 (permalink)
myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 3,917 Thanks: 1,026 Thanked 934 Times in 597 Posts	Also waves thats Leon Botha in that video. __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

11-12-2010, 10:21 AM	#14 (permalink)
Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7,183 Thanks: 2,372 Thanked 1,985 Times in 1,508 Posts	he is just flaunting his unique-ness. strange but true, is preferable to perfectly contrived. __________________ לזיין את הקופים

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes	Rate This Thread
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode	Rate This Thread: