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Old 12-01-2010, 08:01 AM   #21 (permalink)
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The company is called bait and tackle and it is based out of las vegas. Basically you go in for an interview, then take off your clothes to see if you're comfortable naked. Then you jerk off with a cameraman(hopefully not a man) in the room and some porn. They then give you 500 dollars, and I believe it's even from the neck down. Not sure on that though...

Well thanksgiving was great, I forgot how much my friends family loved me. Anyways I'm going into work to put in a leave of absence as soon as I pay off 280 dollars towards my last months rent. I'll put in two or three weeks notice and then check myself into the free mental health facility here in town. They will get me back on my meds, as well as medicate me for detox. After two weeks of free food, board, and medical attention I will leave and then get a 500 dollar rental voucher from the county. Then I hope to transfer to a different location for the restaurant I work for so I can get out of the shitty area and away from some bad influences.

Hope for the best, I try to stop at least twice a week but it's kind of already set up for failure. I can't go to work in cold sweats with liquid pouring from my nose...the puking doesn't look too good either. Not to mention I can't multitask like that. It's really noticeable and I never have more than three days off consecutively.
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no seriously, why didnt you say it was a backy pipe?

what cop is gunna go through thr truble to test it?
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Old 12-01-2010, 08:27 AM   #22 (permalink)
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that sounds like the shittiest porn ever

what kind of broke fool is going to buy a neck down clip of some random bro jerkin it
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Old 12-01-2010, 08:38 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I dunno. I guess there are enough of them paying for it that they have been in business for quite some time.
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no seriously, why didnt you say it was a backy pipe?

what cop is gunna go through thr truble to test it?
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Old 12-01-2010, 08:58 AM   #24 (permalink)
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that's rough man
id try going at it alone tapering off and leaving asap (hitchhiking the hell out of there)
but i completely totally truly understand how withdrawal can be literally death

anyway, cant you try to hustle a bit of weed or do something else petty crime shit to get yourself some money?

demeaning yourself will lower your self esteem and confidence (even if you truly say your ok with it, you know you'd rather not) and that can lead to not wanting to quit using

i dunno man it looks like a lose lose situation so i truly hope you find some happy balance real soon

best of luck
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who pays for porn
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Old 12-01-2010, 09:03 PM   #26 (permalink)
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remembering the backroom facial series (pre bang-bus...post MILF Hunter )

are you sure it's not a setup for butt-rape ?


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Old 12-01-2010, 09:27 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I went into work tonight and after I was all done I sat my manager down and spoke with her. I let her know all of my problems and my plans for solving it, so as of now I am off the schedule until I have my issues straitened out and can come back. I'm going to check myself in tomorrow, wish me luck everyone!
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Old 12-01-2010, 09:38 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 12-02-2010, 05:04 AM   #29 (permalink)
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nice braaah!!!
rock that shit
your way better then all of this
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Old 12-02-2010, 05:19 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Take care Colt! Best wishes
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