so I cannot go to thanksgiving dinner

ColtEtish · 11-25-2010, 01:44 AM

My family recently found out I was trying to kick heroin so they banned me from thanksgiving dinner. My mother won't let me move back into her house in nebraska to try and kick it so I guess I'm stuck here in vegas. My girlfriend is also kicking me out because she thinks I'm shooting heroin. Good news is I am going to be able to eat well at a friends house, which is good since I lost around 40 pounds since my last posting.

Good news is that if I masturbate on camera I will get 500 dollars. So if anyone wants to pay 10 dollars here I should be available for viewing within a month or so.

Rubix · 11-25-2010, 02:40 AM

damn dude, that's rough.

Snowmayne · 11-25-2010, 04:40 AM

gay 4 pay lulz

**SageTree** · 11-25-2010, 07:24 AM

That is some fucked logic on Momz part, imo.

I'm glad you have a place to go man, enjoy yourself.

Geeno · 11-25-2010, 07:25 AM

500 for jackin it? Hook me up, I'd be bankin on spankin.

Still jelqing?

Snowmayne · 11-25-2010, 08:14 AM

and other dudes will be spankin to you bacon

Geeno · 11-25-2010, 08:18 AM

I'm not really bothered by that, so long as its not an irl thing..

And if it were, id need to get paid more.

The Rev · 11-25-2010, 10:37 AM

Holy shit, it's Colt!! It's good to see you back here, man!

I'm sorry to hear about your shitty luck these days. I agree with Sage, it's pretty fucked up to turn your back on someone fighting a heroin addiction. I hope you are able to get things back on track, and all that behind you quickly and with as little pain as possible.

The Rev

Waves · 11-25-2010, 10:40 AM

man dope sucks. killed some yahookans, and now colt is gay/left out of family functions for it?

wtf heroin?

that being said, colt i will switch with you any day. my family sucks and all i want to do is get high. (on weed mofucka)

kitch · 11-26-2010, 07:04 AM

heroin made him gay?

fenderbender · 11-26-2010, 09:10 AM

dude i wanna jack it for 500 bucks...

Waves · 11-26-2010, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kitch

heroin made him gay?

unless some chick is paying him hundreds of dollars to whack off on camera

Roach · 11-26-2010, 12:01 PM

there's got to be more despiration in the act for 500.

like fucking a chicken , jacking off to joan rivers...taking it in the ass from a pitt bull, something more.

remember colt....we all make decisions.

choose better options.

roach

Waves · 11-26-2010, 01:23 PM

^hahahaha

what a great comeback thread

he just came in, told us he was wankin it, and pissed right off again. almost as good as deadhead coming back for a day and getting banned again.

Lloydy · 11-26-2010, 03:06 PM

they probably just feel awkward about the possibility of offering cold turkey

aft3rsh0kk · 11-26-2010, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lloydy

they probably just feel awkward about the possibility of offering cold turkey

ouch

Geeno · 11-26-2010, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lloydy

they probably just feel awkward about the possibility of offering cold turkey

lloydys opus

Qui-Bong Jinn · 11-26-2010, 06:29 PM

Woah! Where can I sign up for this $500 per wank deal?

PhishDude · 11-28-2010, 01:38 PM

Can you check into a rehab/treatment center? Or stay at the friend's house for awhile until you find a treatment program?

Geeno · 11-28-2010, 01:58 PM

I seriously need this link

Coulda made like 1500 today

11-25-2010, 04:40 AM	#3 (permalink)
Snowmayne Hero of the Internet Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,740 Thanks: 494 Thanked 4,294,967,295 Times in 958 Posts	gay 4 pay lulz __________________ We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies. We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated. Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "

11-25-2010, 07:24 AM	#4 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,768 Times in 4,664 Posts	That is some fucked logic on Momz part, imo. I'm glad you have a place to go man, enjoy yourself. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

11-25-2010, 08:14 AM	#6 (permalink)
Snowmayne Hero of the Internet Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,740 Thanks: 494 Thanked 4,294,967,295 Times in 958 Posts	and other dudes will be spankin to you bacon __________________ We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies. We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated. Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "

11-25-2010, 10:37 AM	#8 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,865 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 5,421 Times in 2,865 Posts	Holy shit, it's Colt!! It's good to see you back here, man! I'm sorry to hear about your shitty luck these days. I agree with Sage, it's pretty fucked up to turn your back on someone fighting a heroin addiction. I hope you are able to get things back on track, and all that behind you quickly and with as little pain as possible. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

11-25-2010, 10:40 AM	#9 (permalink)
Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	man dope sucks. killed some yahookans, and now colt is gay/left out of family functions for it? wtf heroin? that being said, colt i will switch with you any day. my family sucks and all i want to do is get high. (on weed mofucka) __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

11-26-2010, 12:01 PM	#13 (permalink)
Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7,184 Thanks: 2,372 Thanked 1,987 Times in 1,509 Posts	there's got to be more despiration in the act for 500. like fucking a chicken , jacking off to joan rivers...taking it in the ass from a pitt bull, something more. remember colt....we all make decisions. choose better options. roach __________________ לזיין את הקופים

11-26-2010, 01:23 PM	#14 (permalink)
Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	^hahahaha what a great comeback thread he just came in, told us he was wankin it, and pissed right off again. almost as good as deadhead coming back for a day and getting banned again. __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

11-26-2010, 03:06 PM	#15 (permalink)
Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,976 Thanks: 533 Thanked 2,479 Times in 1,140 Posts	they probably just feel awkward about the possibility of offering cold turkey __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

11-26-2010, 06:29 PM	#18 (permalink)
Qui-Bong Jinn Jedi High Council Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kingston, Ontario Posts: 2,135 Thanks: 911 Thanked 501 Times in 372 Posts	Woah! Where can I sign up for this $500 per wank deal?

11-28-2010, 01:38 PM	#19 (permalink)
PhishDude Telepathic Jackal Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Mars Posts: 3,985 Thanks: 0 Thanked 23 Times in 20 Posts	Can you check into a rehab/treatment center? Or stay at the friend's house for awhile until you find a treatment program? __________________ Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it. -- Buddha

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