If obama worked half as hard at fixing the economy as he does at playing basketball...

John F. Kerry · 11-27-2010, 07:31 PM

President Obama Injured at Basketball Game, Gets 12 Stitches - ABC News

....we'd probably have unemployment in the single digits...

ohhhh snizzap.

jay leno u can have that one royalty free

The Rev · 11-27-2010, 07:39 PM

Um, we DO have Unemployment in the single digits...

Current Population Survey (CPS)

Besides, the government can't fix the economy. It can only fuck it up, or abstain from fucking it up.

The Rev

John F. Kerry · 11-27-2010, 07:43 PM

well he can revise the joke slightly then

Purd Hupley · 11-27-2010, 08:23 PM

I don't buy the basketball story. I'm guessing Mickey popped him in the puss for getting mouthy.

Can you just see the Secret Service guys riding the elbower- in- question to the ground?

myxomatosis · 11-27-2010, 08:39 PM

What do we get if JFK worked half as hard at something as he does at being predictable?

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Purd Hupley YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Pacific Northwest Posts: 222 Thanks: 1 Thanked 90 Times in 57 Posts	I don't buy the basketball story. I'm guessing Mickey popped him in the puss for getting mouthy. Can you just see the Secret Service guys riding the elbower- in- question to the ground?

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