That's America!!

Cerpin Taxt · 11-29-2010, 03:29 PM

YouTube - That's America To Me

Xil · 11-29-2010, 03:37 PM

15 seconds in...this seems kind of gay

jump ahead about a minute in...ya, i was right.

Cerpin Taxt · 11-29-2010, 03:38 PM

Try watching it in the context that was so eloquently placed by the uploader of the video...

"Everything that's wrong with this country in two and a half minutes."

Flamingnun · 11-29-2010, 03:58 PM

lol fucking gay, regardless.

~1~ · 11-29-2010, 04:08 PM

Up With PEOPLE!!!

Yeah, trust me, all of us Americans think they're fags as well.

The Rev · 11-29-2010, 04:11 PM

The Rev

Roach · 11-29-2010, 04:15 PM

^

If Janeane Garofalo says you’re a redneck, you might be a terrorist.

If you’ve ever gone to a park and didn’t hug a tree, you might be a terrorist.

If you don’t think that abortion is a better form of contraception than a condom, you might be a terrorist.

If Paul Begala believes you’re a wimpy, whiny, weasel, you might be a terrorist.

If you’ve ever served your country as a member of the armed forces, you might be a terrorist.

If you’re a guy and have never tea bagged another guy or visa versa, you might be a terrorist.

If you think that 535 lobotomized, white lab rats would have a better grasp on reality than Congress, you might be a terrorist.

If you’ve ever gone into the woods to drink a couple of beers and plink some cans, you might be a terrorist.

If you’ve ever been in a church that didn’t slam America, and it wasn’t because either someone was getting married or died, you might be a terrorist.

If you think Bill Ayers is a terrorist, you might be a terrorist.

If you agree with Robert Frost that good fences make good neighbors, you might be a terrorist.

If you have a four-wheel drive truck parked on your front lawn, you might be a terrorist.

If you think that burning an American flag somehow doesn’t contribute to global warming, you’re just a totally screwed-up moonbat. Oops, how’d that get in there?

If you think government, like spandex clothing, should not come in XXL, you might be a terrorist.

If you don’t think Obama can walk on water while simultaneously reading Open Veins Of Latin America, you might be a terrorist.

If you know your ass from a hole in the ground, no doubt about it, you are a terrorist.

Now it’s your turn. Just fill in the blank with your own funny phrase: If _______________, you might be a terrorist.

I think Jeff Foxworthy would approve.

myxomatosis · 11-29-2010, 04:24 PM

Dr. ShinDig · 11-29-2010, 04:48 PM

do women like them longer or fatter?

Ego Tripping · 11-29-2010, 05:45 PM

Would have loved to see the "dancers" do a mock waterboarding to a guy in a turban.

"Dark skinned people, we discriminate,
we're in denial, we love to hate......

That's Americaaaaaaaaaaaaa! "

Qui-Bong Jinn · 11-29-2010, 07:21 PM

I made it 40 seconds in and had to stop.

11-29-2010, 03:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,036 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	15 seconds in...this seems kind of gay jump ahead about a minute in...ya, i was right. __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"

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Cerpin Taxt Yahookan Zealot Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,213 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 843 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,011 Posts	Try watching it in the context that was so eloquently placed by the uploader of the video... "Everything that's wrong with this country in two and a half minutes." __________________ Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize. "All memory is really a form of regurgitation of undigested experience." -Alan Watts

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~1~ Successful Failure Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: where 'they' can't see. Posts: 10,925 Thanks: 466 Thanked 1,581 Times in 925 Posts	Up With PEOPLE!!! Yeah, trust me, all of us Americans think they're fags as well. __________________ "And those who are successful, be always on your guard. Success walks hand in hand with failure, along Hollywood Boulevard" Ray Davies --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Click Here Asshole

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Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7,184 Thanks: 2,372 Thanked 1,987 Times in 1,509 Posts	^ If Janeane Garofalo says you’re a redneck, you might be a terrorist. If you’ve ever gone to a park and didn’t hug a tree, you might be a terrorist. If you don’t think that abortion is a better form of contraception than a condom, you might be a terrorist. If Paul Begala believes you’re a wimpy, whiny, weasel, you might be a terrorist. If you’ve ever served your country as a member of the armed forces, you might be a terrorist. If you’re a guy and have never tea bagged another guy or visa versa, you might be a terrorist. If you think that 535 lobotomized, white lab rats would have a better grasp on reality than Congress, you might be a terrorist. If you’ve ever gone into the woods to drink a couple of beers and plink some cans, you might be a terrorist. If you’ve ever been in a church that didn’t slam America, and it wasn’t because either someone was getting married or died, you might be a terrorist. If you think Bill Ayers is a terrorist, you might be a terrorist. If you agree with Robert Frost that good fences make good neighbors, you might be a terrorist. If you have a four-wheel drive truck parked on your front lawn, you might be a terrorist. If you think that burning an American flag somehow doesn’t contribute to global warming, you’re just a totally screwed-up moonbat. Oops, how’d that get in there? If you think government, like spandex clothing, should not come in XXL, you might be a terrorist. If you don’t think Obama can walk on water while simultaneously reading Open Veins Of Latin America, you might be a terrorist. If you know your ass from a hole in the ground, no doubt about it, you are a terrorist. Now it’s your turn. Just fill in the blank with your own funny phrase: If _______________, you might be a terrorist. I think Jeff Foxworthy would approve. __________________ לזיין את הקופים

11-29-2010, 04:24 PM	#8 (permalink)
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11-29-2010, 05:45 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ego Tripping Are you in? Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 13,468 Thanks: 229 Thanked 665 Times in 443 Posts	Would have loved to see the "dancers" do a mock waterboarding to a guy in a turban. "Dark skinned people, we discriminate, we're in denial, we love to hate...... That's Americaaaaaaaaaaaaa! " __________________ God appears, and God is light, To those poor souls who dwell in night; But does a human form display To those who dwell in realms of day.

11-29-2010, 07:21 PM	#11 (permalink)
Qui-Bong Jinn Jedi High Council Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kingston, Ontario Posts: 2,135 Thanks: 911 Thanked 501 Times in 372 Posts	I made it 40 seconds in and had to stop.

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