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Old 12-05-2010, 11:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2010, 12:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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if this catches on, bar nights are gonna get a lot more interesting for me..
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Old 12-05-2010, 12:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I met a butch chick who had mastered peeing standing up without any device. It was really horrifying, and yet I was terribly intrigued. I mean, I get the desire - there's nothing worse than being out, and having to go - chicks, you either have to wait for a stall to open up, or if you're out in the middle of nowhere have to pop a squat which is very unpleasant in the winter months. So many unpleasant variables.
However ... no fucking thank you.
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Old 12-05-2010, 01:20 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Yes, it is an advantage. I have peed in a straight line in front of me as I've walked down the street on several occasions. Drunken occasions mind you.
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Hahaha, I usually rep the drunken backwards-stumble doing wavy lines
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Yes, it is an advantage. I have peed in a straight line in front of me as I've walked down the street on several occasions. Drunken occasions mind you.
ive done this. when i did it the line on the ground was a giant zigzag
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Yes, it is an advantage. I have peed in a straight line in front of me as I've walked down the street on several occasions. Drunken occasions mind you.
thats nothing man, my buddy took a leak riding a bicycle once
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I for one welcome our stand to pee sisters to stand alongside us in the men's room. Shitter segregation is one of the last barriers to a truly free society.

Besides, if I were fucked up at a bar, and saw a chick step up next to me in the can, and just "whip it out", that would make my fucking night.



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what if the chick who is "whipping it out" is Rosie O'Donnell? or some old grandma? old people gotta piss too ya know.
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I for one welcome our stand to pee sisters to stand alongside us in the men's room. Shitter segregation is one of the last barriers to a truly free society.

Besides, if I were fucked up at a bar, and saw a chick step up next to me in the can, and just "whip it out", that would make my fucking night.



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Old 12-05-2010, 09:27 PM   #14 (permalink)
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As in West Hollywood, I guarantee at some point in the night, your dreams will come true.

Not quite what you were thinkin' huh?

I said "chick", not "something that looks chick-like". I know all about we-ho and there's nothing there I wanna see that I haven't already seen on Tosh.0



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I said "chick", not "something that looks chick-like". I know all about we-ho and there's nothing there I wanna see that I haven't already seen on Tosh.0



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what if the chick who is "whipping it out" is Rosie O'Donnell? or some old grandma? old people gotta piss too ya know.
it's still better than peeing next to a morbidly obese man that smells bad and pees in these weird little bursts and it takes like halfway through your piss to even get it started.
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