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Snowmayne · 12-07-2010, 02:17 AM

When dealing with bears, its kill or be killed. Rush them dirty rotten mother fuckers don't give them a chance to get the upper hand.

Bears hate humans but are less prone to attack another animal. If you see a bear, get on all 4s and imitate a cute kitty, or a prowling possum. Chances are the bear will befriend you, just be ready for some old fashion bear cawk.

Last but not least, while hiking, travel with food. If a bear threatens you, you want to be able to throw the food down to distract the bear and make a quick get away.

These tips have been provided to you via the Snowmayne Daily.

Grieves · 12-07-2010, 02:23 AM

nig, you aint ever even seen a bear...

**Pharm Girl** · 12-07-2010, 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowmayne

When dealing with bears, its kill or be killed. Rush them dirty rotten mother fuckers don't give them a chance to get the upper hand.

Bears hate humans but are less prone to attack another animal. If you see a bear, get on all 4s and imitate a cute kitty, or a prowling possum. Chances are the bear will befriend you, just be ready for some old fashion bear cawk.

Last but not least, while hiking, travel with food. If a bear threatens you, you want to be able to throw the food down to distract the bear and make a quick get away.

These tips have been provided to you via the Snowmayne Daily.

Those tips will definetly get the Bears attention...!!

How 'bout this: Carry a deterrant spray....'cause Bears nose is his eyes and ears.

**mothernature** · 12-07-2010, 03:48 AM

just sayin'

Snowmayne · 12-07-2010, 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pharm Girl

Those tips will definetly get the Bears attention...!!

How 'bout this: Carry a deterrant spray....'cause Bears nose is his eyes and ears.

**SageTree** · 12-07-2010, 09:40 AM

So it would seem on the 'kill or be killed' spectrum... you really didn't tell us what side you were giving tips for

HTAM · 12-07-2010, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grieves

nig, you aint ever even seen a bear...

But he can kiss my bear ass.

Ha.

Ayatollah Of SmokeABowla · 12-07-2010, 11:36 AM

the bears and I are tight. we sit around the campfire and smoke doobies all night long. i love the stories they tell me about the ranger and their many stolen pick-nic baskets....oh those are always fun times!

**SageTree** · 12-07-2010, 11:39 AM

true story:

YouTube - my childhood cartoon intros - hair bear bunch

Ayatollah Of SmokeABowla · 12-07-2010, 11:44 AM

^^

hehehe thats pretty funny man

**SageTree** · 12-07-2010, 12:05 PM

Yea... you gotta love Hannah-Barbara

for what it's worth.

Snowmayne · 12-07-2010, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SageTree

So it would seem on the 'kill or be killed' spectrum... you really didn't tell us what side you were giving tips for

bears nigga, bears

**SageTree** · 12-07-2010, 12:25 PM

Oh I got it was about bears....

I was laughing about what you were presenting and if you were "for or against" us getting eaten because you laid out a mean plan meal plan for ole' griz.

Snowmayne · 12-07-2010, 12:27 PM

these tips have been brought forth with your safety in mind

Roach · 12-07-2010, 12:30 PM

true stories

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**SageTree** · 12-07-2010, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowmayne

these tips have been brought forth with your safety in mind

People who have to deal with bears know that is a load of shit.
The rest likely won't ever see a bear at all.
It's really a non-issue I imagine.

It's just that I've volunteered in parks before and there is a majority of people who aren't smart enough to be around raccoons let alone having misinformation about a bear, that is my only concern.

Someone actually thinking any part of that is true.

Black bears you DO actually have to fight if attacked verses behaviour for a grizzly attack. The food issue is also something I could see people reasoning as true. Food placement overnight is usually the issue with food.

I know you surely intended this for fun, and I don't mean to sound so serious, but the last thing I want is in a burst of adrenaline, someone remembering the first line of this thread

So just consider this the public service announcement part of the thread and if you saw people do some of the shit I've seen them do around wild animals maybe you'd understand my concern.

farmergiles · 12-07-2010, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terry

I saw a black bear on the farm once. My little border collie chased that bear off like a straight G.

You've got a collie dog? Cool. I love collies, they're the cleverest dogs.

Waves · 12-07-2010, 12:49 PM

i saw a bear in yellowstone park when i was about 9 years old

it was just chillin bein a bear, and i was just chillin bein a human child

it was a pretty chill time

Snowmayne · 12-07-2010, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SageTree

People who have to deal with bears know that is a load of shit.
The rest likely won't ever see a bear at all.
It's really a non-issue I imagine.

It's just that I've volunteered in parks before and there is a majority of people who aren't smart enough to be around raccoons let alone having misinformation about a bear, that is my only concern.

Someone actually thinking any part of that is true.

Black bears you DO actually have to fight if attacked verses behaviour for a grizzly attack. The food issue is also something I could see people reasoning as true. Food placement overnight is usually the issue with food.

I know you surely intended this for fun, and I don't mean to sound so serious, but the last thing I want is in a burst of adrenaline, someone remembering the first line of this thread

So just consider this the public service announcement part of the thread and if you saw people do some of the shit I've seen them do around wild animals maybe you'd understand my concern.

farmergiles · 12-07-2010, 12:55 PM

I trust your advice about bears implicitly Snowmayne

.

12-07-2010, 02:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
Snowmayne Hero of the Internet Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,740 Thanks: 494 Thanked 4,294,967,295 Times in 958 Posts	Look everybody, its the first ever "Snowmayne's Daily' When dealing with bears, its kill or be killed. Rush them dirty rotten mother fuckers don't give them a chance to get the upper hand. Bears hate humans but are less prone to attack another animal. If you see a bear, get on all 4s and imitate a cute kitty, or a prowling possum. Chances are the bear will befriend you, just be ready for some old fashion bear cawk. Last but not least, while hiking, travel with food. If a bear threatens you, you want to be able to throw the food down to distract the bear and make a quick get away. These tips have been provided to you via the Snowmayne Daily. __________________ We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies. We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated. Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "

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Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,100 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,579 Thanked 3,124 Times in 1,718 Posts	nig, you aint ever even seen a bear... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,769 Times in 4,664 Posts	So it would seem on the 'kill or be killed' spectrum... you really didn't tell us what side you were giving tips for __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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Ayatollah Of SmokeABowla DoobIntruder Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 1,441 Thanks: 0 Thanked 11 Times in 9 Posts	the bears and I are tight. we sit around the campfire and smoke doobies all night long. i love the stories they tell me about the ranger and their many stolen pick-nic baskets....oh those are always fun times! __________________ Daily Toker Here My head hurts this shit isn't getting me high My chest is so tight I feel im going to die My stomach's in knots and the room starts to spin As I wait for this valium to slowly kick in

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Ayatollah Of SmokeABowla DoobIntruder Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 1,441 Thanks: 0 Thanked 11 Times in 9 Posts	^^ hehehe thats pretty funny man __________________ Daily Toker Here My head hurts this shit isn't getting me high My chest is so tight I feel im going to die My stomach's in knots and the room starts to spin As I wait for this valium to slowly kick in

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,769 Times in 4,664 Posts	Yea... you gotta love Hannah-Barbara for what it's worth. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,769 Times in 4,664 Posts	Oh I got it was about bears.... I was laughing about what you were presenting and if you were "for or against" us getting eaten because you laid out a mean plan meal plan for ole' griz. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

12-07-2010, 12:27 PM	#14 (permalink)
Snowmayne Hero of the Internet Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,740 Thanks: 494 Thanked 4,294,967,295 Times in 958 Posts	these tips have been brought forth with your safety in mind __________________ We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies. We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated. Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "

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Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	i saw a bear in yellowstone park when i was about 9 years old it was just chillin bein a bear, and i was just chillin bein a human child it was a pretty chill time __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

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farmergiles Yahookan Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sick of the hatred and the lies Posts: 7,807 Thanks: 2,285 Thanked 3,750 Times in 2,554 Posts	I trust your advice about bears implicitly Snowmayne .

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