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Old 12-13-2010, 05:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What are you getting OTHER people for Christmas?

So far this is my list:


16 gb flash drives x 5

Belgian Chocolates x 2

Sherpa Blankets x 2

Entire Seinfeld Series for Jerry fanatic

Coca Cola Tumbler for Coke fanatic

Phantom of the Paradise DVD for fanatic

Mani-Pedi Gift Certificate


How's about yous guys
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Old 12-13-2010, 05:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm getting some something nice for some one who'll read this

gift certificates for the fam

random mushroom giftings for others.
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Old 12-13-2010, 05:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2010, 06:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2010, 06:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I bought a buddy of mine a tiny little pry-bar and an aircraft grade key-ring type thing.

I have no moneys because I need to do ball joints/bearings/exhaust/plase fucking kill me . I don't really have a lot of people to give things to anyways.
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Old 12-13-2010, 06:39 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I just gave a crackhead a ride to the next city, and gave her half of a cigarette*
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Old 12-13-2010, 06:50 PM   #7 (permalink)
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no, just a sweatshirt. i felt bad for her. On the ride she told me she had fucked up and looked at me like some sort of pitiful animal waiting to be stomped to death, then told me she relapsed with crack and meth.
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Old 12-13-2010, 07:01 PM   #9 (permalink)
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For both my Grandparents: A painting (done by yours truely) of the view of the coastline from their beach house. Acrylic on canvas.

For my mother: This sterling silver necklace from the mall I know she's been eyeing. Also, she loves shiny things so whatever.

Step dad: Fly fishing gear and a gift card to Bass pro.

Little bro: Ipod 8g. Prolly a gift card, or maybe just DL a bunch o crap off piratebay.

Myself: Yes me. Leftover X-mas budget means I get a giftty too. New book and a new pipe cuz I'm a stoner and thats what I do.
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Old 12-13-2010, 07:01 PM   #10 (permalink)
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<@Geenu> she subtly offered me a fuck for 20 but i didnt take it
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no, just a sweatshirt. i felt bad for her. On the ride she told me she had fucked up and looked at me like some sort of pitiful animal waiting to be stomped to death, then told me she relapsed with crack and meth.
Hmm kinda expected her to have ruined her windshield.
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Old 12-13-2010, 07:02 PM   #12 (permalink)
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no, just a sweatshirt. i felt bad for her. On the ride she told me she had fucked up and looked at me like some sort of pitiful animal waiting to be stomped to death, then told me she relapsed with crack and meth.
I'm sorry to hear that. It's a hard place to be. Both of them.
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Old 12-13-2010, 07:15 PM   #13 (permalink)
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im getting my dad a garmin 301 forunner, not sure abouteveryone else
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Old 12-13-2010, 07:30 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Wife - Mostly clothes, a bit of jewelry, magazine subscription, head massager..still shopping for a couple other things and stocking stuffers

Kids- Toys and clothes, my wife did all the shopping for them so I'm not sure. I'm going to go get a couple things myself. My oldest likes cars so I'll get him some type of car, and my youngest is only 9 months so some cool kid toy.

Twin bro- smoking kit with new pipe, grinder and replacement screens, a katana (for his blade collection)

Myself- same thing I get myself every year..wake up early on christams morning and smoke a nice fat joint before the family gets up.


I keep telling people that weed is a perfectly acceptable gift, but no one has gotten me any yet so blah, I'll keep trying!

Edit: "Santa" also got me a new video card and power supply for my computer (even though "he" made me go pick it up myself!), it'll be nice to be able to play games and actually be able to crank up the graphics settings.
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Old 12-13-2010, 07:51 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Fuck knows I send my sister to do my christmas shopping for me
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Old 12-14-2010, 05:58 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Mom: Her Husband accidentally threw out the Christmas ornaments box. Ones that we'd made all through out childhood. SO the Wife and I made a whole box of things for her tree. We over nighted that a few days ago.

For my Mom and Husband and Dad and Wife: They are getting some Canadian Maple Whiskey.

And we're actually going to be there between the 24th to Jan 2 for the first time in 5 years. I don't remember the last time I spent any of the season with them.
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I made a shotgun case for hubby....and when I showed my girl she said "What's that Mom"?? Here's me thinking she doesn't know I used a Coyote face for the flap. But no, she knew it was a Coyote but didn't know what the hell the rest was.

Just when you think you know what they know.
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I made a shotgun case for hubby....and when I showed my girl she said "What's that Mom"?? Here's me thinking she doesn't know I used a Coyote face for the flap. But no, she knew it was a Coyote but didn't know what the hell the rest was.

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Old 12-14-2010, 08:01 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I'm giving everyone coupons for a night of Rev Lovin'. Sure, it'll be a bit awkward with family members, but, hey, you can't say it's not a great fucking gift.



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