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Old 12-14-2010, 02:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Step right up, get your future read by Snowmayne, step right up

As most of you have to have noticed by now, I clearly predicted the future with the whole Waves fiasco.

Now, not many props were given, Waves didn't even wanna acknowledge what I had done (fucking bastard), however, I am willing to forgive you all, and continue on with what I have realized is a great gift from beyond.

So with that said, come in, have a seat, take off your shoes and get comfy while snowmayne reads your palms, no homo.
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Old 12-14-2010, 02:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I was gonna take you up on this offer, but then you added no homo and the allure was gone.
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Old 12-14-2010, 02:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Its ok, I'll give you a free one just to show im legit.

i do not ever foresee you riding a bmx bike cross country, sorry.
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Old 12-14-2010, 02:41 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Haha damn you're good.
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Old 12-14-2010, 03:15 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I'll give you a free one just to show im legit.
You know how they feel about giving away free stuffs here?

I'll trade ya..barter??
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Old 12-14-2010, 03:20 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2010, 04:48 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2010, 05:53 AM   #8 (permalink)
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"Tits for futures" sounds like an interesting breast cancer awareness fundraiser
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Old 12-14-2010, 06:43 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2010, 06:53 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Well that was a no brainer, you'll never in your life have a chick that looks like that.

Aaand, if you keep putting in that much time with pics on the net, you'll palms will be to fuckd for me to read them, so chill out.
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Old 12-14-2010, 07:05 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Fantastic.

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I'm hoping for changes on the horizon. Can you hook me up?
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Old 12-14-2010, 07:38 AM   #13 (permalink)
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you're fanatic fapping sessions will come to an end when you meet a bearded circus woman who shares comfort in you unnaturally hairy constant cawk rubbers
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Old 12-14-2010, 03:00 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2010, 05:53 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2010, 06:41 PM   #16 (permalink)
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he's out for a few hours so i'm filling in
soooo

aft3rsh0kk, ionlylooklazy, higherthanamile....

hmmmm

your future.....

i seee.......

THAT you will all have a sexy party together!!!
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Old 12-15-2010, 07:52 AM   #20 (permalink)
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me next homeslice
First off let me say you have very smooth hands, do you moisturize?

Oh you do? Nice.

I foresee you and your smooth hands being forced to come into contact with some not so nice men when Sheriff Joe Arpaio gets a whiff of them marijuana cigarettes and throws your ass in tent city.

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You are going to enter a triathlon. Many months you will train running, swimming, and biking.. However, your excessive bike riding will leave your testicles dry and you will be deemed useless by women everywhere.

Once again, sorry brah.
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