chugging beers

ChiefBongWater · 12-17-2010, 09:25 AM

Okay. Any real man can chug a beer. But there is that select few that seem to just chug a whole glass in one swallow, how is this possible? Theres tons of videos online and ive only met one dude in person that can do this cool frat boys dream stunt.

My friend says you gotta "open your throat" to be able to just pour it into your stomach. I think theres more behind it than that but im unable to do it. Anyone know the deal behind this?

YouTube - Pitcher of Beer Down in 5 Seconds

my_scatterheart · 12-17-2010, 09:26 AM

It's how you know who sucks the most dick..

ChiefBongWater · 12-17-2010, 09:47 AM

So whats the secret then? Quit holding out on us

my_scatterheart · 12-17-2010, 09:55 AM

That's clever ... except it says that you're asking for dick sucking pointers.
Ask your homeboy.

ChiefBongWater · 12-17-2010, 09:59 AM

aww c'mon man, im asking about beer not dicksucking. quit being a fag about it

my_scatterheart · 12-17-2010, 10:01 AM

You don't think there's gotta be some kinda correlation between the men who do that and how they learned to disengage their gag reflex? Jussayin man ... don't be that guy.

**SageTree** · 12-17-2010, 10:13 AM

Drinking like a fish helps with phase two of the Frat-skills

ChiefBongWater · 12-17-2010, 10:26 AM

i agree wanting to open your throat is pretty gay, i just wanna know how its possible to drink beer that fast. That might be why frat boys and douche bags are the only ones able to do it lol . I just wanna know how its possible to do, Sage i hope you were not in a fraternity lol i cant see you as a frat boy

Cerpin Taxt · 12-17-2010, 10:29 AM

Practice practice practice man, that's all I can say. What that means for your health and well-being is a whole different story

(P.S. I can't chug for shit... whiskey and coke all day!)

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Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

You don't think there's gotta be some kinda correlation between the men who do that and how they learned to disengage their gag reflex? Jussayin man ... don't be that guy.

I would say you're gay, but you're a girl, so I'm confused.

Cock on ze brain?

my_scatterheart · 12-17-2010, 10:32 AM

Nopes.
Cmon, I live in the land of douche frat guys. 95% of the dudes I've seen "drink" beers like that 've gotta be gay. How else do they learn to "open their throat up"?

CowMan · 12-17-2010, 10:37 AM

Why would you want to? Unless you are in a big hurry and the bar is on fire and you just bought the jug of beer... there is really no need. Even then you could just take the jug of beer with you as i'm sure the bouncers and bartender have better things to do then stop you. ...

ChiefBongWater · 12-17-2010, 10:37 AM

^ i just like beer and would like to know how to consume it faster lol. im not gonna lie. i know its not very practical. A cool party trick maybe ...?

@ scatterheart
i dont blame you if you from new jersey.... dueche bag capital.

**SageTree** · 12-17-2010, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiefBongWater

i agree wanting to open your throat is pretty gay, i just wanna know how its possible to drink beer that fast. That might be why frat boys and douche bags are the only ones able to do it lol . I just wanna know how its possible to do, Sage i hope you were not in a fraternity lol i cant see you as a frat boy

Gotta' go to school to get into a Frat right?

adventure · 12-17-2010, 10:40 AM

my main concern is that weird kid in the video WTF

my_scatterheart · 12-17-2010, 10:41 AM

Sorry guys, I'm just a girl. Makes me pretty biased on this sort of thing. Makes you look like a big dumbass, imo. Just not attractive at all :/ Do it when you're with your boys, that's one thing - but guys who do this in public are generally fucking dopes.

ChiefBongWater · 12-17-2010, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

Sorry guys, I'm just a girl. Makes me pretty biased on this sort of thing. Makes you look like a big dumbass, imo. Just not attractive at all :/ Do it when you're with your boys, that's one thing - but guys who do this in public are generally fucking dopes.

probably just male ego. we fantasize about getting pulled over by cops and just chugging 40 oz beer down in 10 seconds so we get off the hook lol . Didnt you go to some school sage?? guess i dont know you all too well then, eh?

farmergiles · 12-17-2010, 10:53 AM

Real men drink yards of ale.

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CowMan · 12-17-2010, 10:55 AM

there are better and faster ways of getting drunk as fuck. i dunno maybe you look like harry potter and feel the need to impress someone with your chugging skills. socially this is about the same as shoving your fist into your mouth.. impressive but kinda gay...

Cerpin Taxt · 12-17-2010, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

Nopes.
Cmon, I live in the land of douche frat guys. 95% of the dudes I've seen "drink" beers like that 've gotta be gay. How else do they learn to "open their throat up"?

Jesus, I forgot you were from Jersey. Plenty of hyper-masculinity (insecurity) going on there. I can see where you've gained this perspective!

The Rev · 12-17-2010, 11:00 AM

YouTube - BIGGEST BURP EVER! no joke.

The Rev

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my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 3,554 Thanks: 1,487 Thanked 3,328 Times in 1,870 Posts	You don't think there's gotta be some kinda correlation between the men who do that and how they learned to disengage their gag reflex? Jussayin man ... don't be that guy. __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

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ChiefBongWater a lot of grease Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 1,056 Thanks: 135 Thanked 315 Times in 223 Posts	i agree wanting to open your throat is pretty gay, i just wanna know how its possible to drink beer that fast. That might be why frat boys and douche bags are the only ones able to do it lol . I just wanna know how its possible to do, Sage i hope you were not in a fraternity lol i cant see you as a frat boy __________________ Straight No Chaser Bridgez, Boobs, Beer

12-17-2010, 10:32 AM	#10 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 3,554 Thanks: 1,487 Thanked 3,328 Times in 1,870 Posts	Nopes. Cmon, I live in the land of douche frat guys. 95% of the dudes I've seen "drink" beers like that 've gotta be gay. How else do they learn to "open their throat up"? __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

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CowMan Just a friend Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: On the other side Posts: 2,385 Thanks: 42 Thanked 107 Times in 32 Posts	Why would you want to? Unless you are in a big hurry and the bar is on fire and you just bought the jug of beer... there is really no need. Even then you could just take the jug of beer with you as i'm sure the bouncers and bartender have better things to do then stop you. ... __________________ He who hesitates is lost

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ChiefBongWater a lot of grease Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 1,056 Thanks: 135 Thanked 315 Times in 223 Posts	^ i just like beer and would like to know how to consume it faster lol. im not gonna lie. i know its not very practical. A cool party trick maybe ...? @ scatterheart i dont blame you if you from new jersey.... dueche bag capital. __________________ Straight No Chaser Bridgez, Boobs, Beer Last edited by ChiefBongWater; 12-17-2010 at 10:43 AM.

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my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 3,554 Thanks: 1,487 Thanked 3,328 Times in 1,870 Posts	Sorry guys, I'm just a girl. Makes me pretty biased on this sort of thing. Makes you look like a big dumbass, imo. Just not attractive at all :/ Do it when you're with your boys, that's one thing - but guys who do this in public are generally fucking dopes. __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

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CowMan Just a friend Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: On the other side Posts: 2,385 Thanks: 42 Thanked 107 Times in 32 Posts	there are better and faster ways of getting drunk as fuck. i dunno maybe you look like harry potter and feel the need to impress someone with your chugging skills. socially this is about the same as shoving your fist into your mouth.. impressive but kinda gay... __________________ He who hesitates is lost

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