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Old 12-24-2010, 03:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A girl stuck a spatula in NOS's anus

Fenderbender got half a handjob

*lights up a fat spliff*

*blows out the word "wisdom" in phat smoke letters*
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Old 12-24-2010, 05:05 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I got a half handjob from a thick black stripper. It was the best day of my life because she was a thick black stripper, it was the worst day of my life because I was reduced to fenderbenders status.
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Old 12-24-2010, 08:14 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 12-24-2010, 08:51 AM   #4 (permalink)
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half a handjob, is not a handjob.
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Old 12-24-2010, 08:52 AM   #5 (permalink)
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and from a black thick stripper too?

godamnit geeno you were supposed to hit that ball out of the park.

but it looks like you dropped your bat running out of the dugout
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Old 12-24-2010, 09:58 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 12-24-2010, 01:00 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Um, I know no one else is going to ask, so I guess I will: Which way was the spatula inserted? I mean, NoS could probably take the handle. God, any of us could probably, in a pinch. But the spatulating end? That's a "Pics or GTFO" matter.



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Old 12-25-2010, 10:41 AM   #9 (permalink)
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