|
|
|||||||
| Free For All A place for thoughts and ideas that are out of place anywhere else. |
 |
|
|
LinkBack | Thread Tools | Rate Thread | Display Modes |
12-30-2010, 12:52 PM
|
#1 (permalink) |
|
Are you in?
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 13,468
Thanks: 229
Thanked 665 Times in 443 Posts
|
Finally......finally , finally FINALLY!
I knew our technology would finally pay off. Now...can anybody say Animatrix?
__________________
God appears, and God is light, To those poor souls who dwell in night; But does a human form display To those who dwell in realms of day. |
|
|
|
12-30-2010, 01:25 PM
|
#3 (permalink) |
|
Clear Light
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In my head, somewhere.
Posts: 17,865
Thanks: 5,018
Thanked 5,421 Times in 2,865 Posts
|
Yeah, it's all fun and games until one of them steals your job, and makes YOU get IT a beer.
 The Rev
__________________
 Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012 |
|
|
|
|
12-30-2010, 01:50 PM
|
#4 (permalink) |
|
Successful Failure
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: where 'they' can't see.
Posts: 10,925
Thanks: 466
Thanked 1,581 Times in 925 Posts
|
__________________
"And those who are successful, be always on your guard. Success walks hand in hand with failure, along Hollywood Boulevard" Ray Davies ---------------------------------------------------  ---------------------------------------------------
|
|
|
|
|
12-30-2010, 01:54 PM
|
#5 (permalink) |
|
Today, I am alive.
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,553
Thanks: 1,487
Thanked 3,328 Times in 1,870 Posts
|
my cousins dog gets him beers. dog over robot any day of the fuckin week.
__________________
Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega |
|
|
|
| The Following User Says Thank You to my_scatterheart For This Useful Post: | The Rev (12-30-2010) |
|
12-30-2010, 02:04 PM
|
#6 (permalink) |
|
The Worst
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Interstate 8
Posts: 12,100
Blog Entries: 1
Thanks: 2,580
Thanked 3,124 Times in 1,718 Posts
|
now if that thing could give blowjobs, women would be rendered useless...
__________________
"And no matter what they said
dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever" |
|
|
|
|
12-30-2010, 02:12 PM
|
#8 (permalink) |
|
Learner
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Edmonton, Alberta
Posts: 11,416
Thanks: 1,726
Thanked 3,821 Times in 2,258 Posts
|
I want a girlfriend.
And at the same time I don't. I want a robot. And at the same time I'd rather have a jetpack. Life is way too complicated.
__________________
Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!! |
|
|
|
|
12-30-2010, 02:21 PM
|
#9 (permalink) |
|
The Worst
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Interstate 8
Posts: 12,100
Blog Entries: 1
Thanks: 2,580
Thanked 3,124 Times in 1,718 Posts
|
a robot with a jetpack that you can fuck, would solve all your problems, but your impending weight issue...
__________________
"And no matter what they said
dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever" |
|
|
|
|
12-30-2010, 03:06 PM
|
#11 (permalink) | |
|
Learner
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Edmonton, Alberta
Posts: 11,416
Thanks: 1,726
Thanked 3,821 Times in 2,258 Posts
|
Quote:
At this point I wouldn't even have a body. I'd merely be a brain in a nutrient bath hardwired to the jetpack controls, alcohol would be directly administered into the nutrient bath, and a detailed synaptic interface would mimic the experience of all physical relations. The jetpack would also have a sensor mesh covering its entire surface, with mechanisms in place to detect g-force and spatial location, functioning as the equivalent to a nervous system, effectively making my 'body' the jetpack itself. Later models would have a fiberglass rod about 7 inches long with a slightly bulbous tip, which women could encircle with their vaginas - an alternative to the synaptic sex interface.
__________________
Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!! |
|
|
|
|
| The Following User Says Thank You to Sir-Ex For This Useful Post: | Grieves (12-30-2010) |
|
12-30-2010, 06:31 PM
|
#12 (permalink) |
|
Successful Failure
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: where 'they' can't see.
Posts: 10,925
Thanks: 466
Thanked 1,581 Times in 925 Posts
|
You could just jam a rocket in your ass...
__________________
"And those who are successful, be always on your guard. Success walks hand in hand with failure, along Hollywood Boulevard" Ray Davies --------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------
|
|
|
|
| The Following User Says Thank You to ~1~ For This Useful Post: | Grieves (12-30-2010) |
|
| Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | Rate This Thread |
|
|
Linear Mode
