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Old 01-07-2011, 06:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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i love elevators
top five favorite things to do in an elevator

1. Meow occasionally.
2. Say 'I wonder what all these do' and push the red buttons.
3. Announce in a demonic voice: 'I must find a more suitable host body.'
4. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
5. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
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Old 01-07-2011, 06:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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^^ lol
so is your shit attitude
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Old 01-07-2011, 06:39 PM   #6 (permalink)
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so is your shit attitude
I think it's about time you turned the faggot dial down to about 3.
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Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, while getting off.



not good trip without happy ending.




lol

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lol or wut? u gang on mez with ur threezies?
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Old 01-07-2011, 07:29 PM   #12 (permalink)
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If you want to completely freak people out, trying jumping up and down once the doors close and the elevator starts moving.

Works every time.



If you really have stones though, you can let one go, and when someone looks at you, just smile and say 'Hi'
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Old 01-08-2011, 12:51 AM   #16 (permalink)
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You will get shot.

People will just run away from me.
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Do that many people carry guns in public, really? Do that many folks seriously go and get a conceal and carry licence not to mention a gun licence and the purchase and registration of the actual weapon... yeah I'm not too worried about getting shot unless I see a cop.
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