Elementary School Ranch Dressing

Bongy_Digital · 01-09-2011, 08:41 PM

Perhaps someone can relate/inform me.....

I have a specific taste in my memory banks for the ranch dressing that was served in my elementary school cafeteria, but can't pinpoint the ingredient causing the taste. Most all store bought/restaurant served ranch does not contain a trace of that taste. Every now and then I will get ranch with that taste in it, but nothings ever consistent to pinpoint the source. Most recently I bought a jar of Cesar dressing in the fridge section of produce, I think the brand was Naturally Fresh, Nature Fresh something with Nature/Naturally in it. Although it was Cesar dressing it still had that taste, although mainly it tasted like Cesar. And this specific taste is always secondary, you taste the ranch first but there is something else. After I had the cesar and picked up that taste I thought Id get an exact duplicate of the elementary school dressing when I bought that same brands ranch dressing, not even a hint of that taste. And I've tried random dry ranch packets thinking the school may have made their own using packets, but none contain that taste.

Anyone remember their elementary school ranch dressing or have any leads?

aft3rsh0kk · 01-09-2011, 09:13 PM

dunno man i used the bbq for food, ranch for throwing back then

RETSKNARPLIVE! · 01-10-2011, 12:01 AM

What you are looking for is buttermilk ranch and I think it was fat free because looking at photos of the stuff i slightly remember the color scheme. I do believe thats what gave its gnarly taste you are seeking. It was the stuff they served in school. I dont know why but it was pretty crazy stuff on some school pizza. Ahh.. high school, getting blown

, getting blown

,and free food

a stoner's paradise.

Reminisce.... http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3419/...0fe84aa592.jpg

Grieves · 01-10-2011, 12:12 AM

Its just a mixture of paste, jisum, and bits of herb together...The paste due to supply, the jisum was the "trademark flavor" and the bits of herb so the kids would keep coming(pun "fully"-intended) back for more...

SmokeaJoint · 01-10-2011, 11:45 AM

That mysterious taste that you seem to be missing...its CUM.

Flamingnun · 01-10-2011, 11:54 AM

Herp derp, way to not notice the post above yours SAJ.

Bongy_Digital · 01-10-2011, 02:31 PM

Brilliance, somethings white and creamy therefore its gotta involve cum, absolute comic genius. I heard Dane Cook is looking for some writers...

RET thanks for the input, although Im not certain that buttermilk was "the" ingredient, perhaps an element though. Ive bought many buttermilk versions of ranch and it is not present. The search continues

al-Mu'akhkhir · 01-10-2011, 02:36 PM

answer one: mayonnaise

answer two: chemicals (undefined)

i bet one of them is right.

Roach · 01-10-2011, 03:26 PM

just buy hidden valley ranch.

SmokeaJoint · 01-10-2011, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flamingnun

Herp derp, way to not notice the post above yours SAJ.

You ever just read the OP and then reply? Yeah...

Flamingnun · 01-10-2011, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeaJoint

You ever just read the OP and then reply? Yeah...

No.

Waves · 01-10-2011, 05:41 PM

dude your just having taste bud nostalgia

you are looking back into the past with ranch colored glasses

i mean rose colored glasses, ranch flavored maybe.

Grieves · 01-10-2011, 11:20 PM

yeah, waves is tellin it...

i used to love those little Vienna sausages, had one a yr or so ago, shit tasted like cat food...

Bongy_Digital · 01-11-2011, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grieves

i used to love those little Vienna sausages, had one a yr or so ago, shit tasted like cat food...

those suckers got quite the ingredients list on them, I think cat food is actually made first (well 5th down the line from straight animal) and then whats left on the bone and scraps is made into Vienna sausages.

stonerkid · 01-12-2011, 11:54 PM

why dont you find all the ranches that have a similarity to the school ranch and write down all the ingredients they got in common and see if that helps.

Bongy_Digital · 01-13-2011, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stonerkid

why dont you find all the ranches that have a similarity to the school ranch and write down all the ingredients they got in common and see if that helps.

good idea. but ive only found one in the store so far, i guess in the past its shown up in restaurants. just thought maybe some would may relate thinking alot of elementary schools probably follow the same book

Grieves · 01-14-2011, 01:36 AM

try this...

warm ranch...

01-09-2011, 08:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bongy_Digital Decade Yahookan Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Joke Ass Bible Belt Posts: 608 Thanks: 46 Thanked 64 Times in 56 Posts	Elementary School Ranch Dressing Perhaps someone can relate/inform me..... I have a specific taste in my memory banks for the ranch dressing that was served in my elementary school cafeteria, but can't pinpoint the ingredient causing the taste. Most all store bought/restaurant served ranch does not contain a trace of that taste. Every now and then I will get ranch with that taste in it, but nothings ever consistent to pinpoint the source. Most recently I bought a jar of Cesar dressing in the fridge section of produce, I think the brand was Naturally Fresh, Nature Fresh something with Nature/Naturally in it. Although it was Cesar dressing it still had that taste, although mainly it tasted like Cesar. And this specific taste is always secondary, you taste the ranch first but there is something else. After I had the cesar and picked up that taste I thought Id get an exact duplicate of the elementary school dressing when I bought that same brands ranch dressing, not even a hint of that taste. And I've tried random dry ranch packets thinking the school may have made their own using packets, but none contain that taste. Anyone remember their elementary school ranch dressing or have any leads? __________________ Forever desire to inspire! Im just goofin....New Boot Goofin Do What You Feel, Feel What You Do.

01-10-2011, 12:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
RETSKNARPLIVE! Blunt killer Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where ever the road goes Posts: 41 Thanks: 0 Thanked 13 Times in 8 Posts	What you are looking for is buttermilk ranch and I think it was fat free because looking at photos of the stuff i slightly remember the color scheme. I do believe thats what gave its gnarly taste you are seeking. It was the stuff they served in school. I dont know why but it was pretty crazy stuff on some school pizza. Ahh.. high school, getting blown , getting blown ,and free food a stoner's paradise. Reminisce.... http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3419/...0fe84aa592.jpg __________________ Zen Nutrition

01-10-2011, 12:12 AM	#4 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,085 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,569 Thanked 3,115 Times in 1,710 Posts	Its just a mixture of paste, jisum, and bits of herb together...The paste due to supply, the jisum was the "trademark flavor" and the bits of herb so the kids would keep coming(pun "fully"-intended) back for more... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

01-10-2011, 11:54 AM	#6 (permalink)
Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,491 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,633 Times in 1,185 Posts	Herp derp, way to not notice the post above yours SAJ. __________________

01-10-2011, 02:31 PM	#7 (permalink)
Bongy_Digital Decade Yahookan Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Joke Ass Bible Belt Posts: 608 Thanks: 46 Thanked 64 Times in 56 Posts	Brilliance, somethings white and creamy therefore its gotta involve cum, absolute comic genius. I heard Dane Cook is looking for some writers... RET thanks for the input, although Im not certain that buttermilk was "the" ingredient, perhaps an element though. Ive bought many buttermilk versions of ranch and it is not present. The search continues __________________ Forever desire to inspire! Im just goofin....New Boot Goofin Do What You Feel, Feel What You Do.

01-10-2011, 02:36 PM	#8 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	answer one: mayonnaise answer two: chemicals (undefined) i bet one of them is right. __________________

01-10-2011, 03:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7,182 Thanks: 2,372 Thanked 1,985 Times in 1,508 Posts	just buy hidden valley ranch. __________________ לזיין את הקופים

01-10-2011, 05:41 PM	#12 (permalink)
Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	dude your just having taste bud nostalgia you are looking back into the past with ranch colored glasses i mean rose colored glasses, ranch flavored maybe. __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

01-10-2011, 11:20 PM	#13 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,085 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,569 Thanked 3,115 Times in 1,710 Posts	yeah, waves is tellin it... i used to love those little Vienna sausages, had one a yr or so ago, shit tasted like cat food... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

01-14-2011, 01:36 AM	#17 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,085 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,569 Thanked 3,115 Times in 1,710 Posts	try this... warm ranch... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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