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Old 01-13-2011, 07:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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still shakin...

so i was at a bar that i go to probably 3-5 times a week, normal happy hour after a shitty day of work. nothing out of the ordinary, my bro i work with was with me, and some fool that was shitfaced started talking shit about the little things my boy would say. we blew him off, were there all the time and never seen this guy.

we end up calling it quits after a couple mugs and go out back to smoke a cig and peace out, this drunk fool follows us out back and still talking shit. my boy gets in his face and about to knock him out, and this little bitch pulls a gun to his head. i swear it was like slow motion i kinda just dropped my cig from my mouth in stunn, and pull out my knife and put it to this dudes throat and yell sometimg cant even remember what, but he pulls it off my friend and finger off the trigger, i rip it out of his hand, nad kick him straight in the back on his face into a steel door.

we dipped right after. About to take this gun and throw it into a trash can or something just incase he remembers what happens in the mornign and calls it in, its a shame its a nice m&P 9.

i know this is a rmabling but i dont have many ppl i coudl tell a story like this to, but i thought of you yhka
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Old 01-13-2011, 07:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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holyshit! that sounds fuckin' crazy. adrenaline!! glad no one was hurt. i'd be careful with the gun and make sure none of your guys' prints are anywhere on it. probably stating the obvious...but, it's the mom in me.
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Old 01-13-2011, 07:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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yeah man i fucking hate drunk tough guys. if it had been my bar that cock sucker would have done been full of lead before he had time to aim his gun.

then again it would probably be a different story in the parking lot.

i hope he tries pullin his piece on the wrong mother fucker and gets a taste of his own medicine.
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Old 01-13-2011, 07:19 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 01-13-2011, 07:25 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i skimmed that story because it was boooo-ring.
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Old 01-13-2011, 09:31 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Shit, you brought a knife to a gun fight and WON? Pretty ballsy dude, your lucky faggot with the gun was just a drunk pussy. This should be a lesson to you, get a gun of your own for next time.
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i skimmed that story because it was boooo-ring.
Which one, this one? Glad to see your still the same amount of deuchebag, eh Twig-boy?
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Sorry if I'm wrong, but this story sounds like BS. "There he was, with a gun to my buddy's head, then I ripped it out of his hand, and..." Sorry, not buying it.



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Old 01-13-2011, 10:50 PM   #10 (permalink)
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A real man doesn't bring a knife to a gunfight.

Shoulda dueled him, not pulled out a knife like a punk
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Sorry if I'm wrong, but this story sounds like BS. "There he was, with a gun to my buddy's head, then I ripped it out of his hand, and..." Sorry, not buying it.



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More crazy unbelievable shit has happened to people before though, can never just off and say its fake. Actually, the crazier the story, the likelier it happened (within reason). Life is fucked up like that.
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Yea, like one time I jumped started a 747 that landed on the highway.
The pilot would of been completely fucked if it wasn't 1983 and I didn't have a radio that ran on 24 D size batteries.

I had to drag it around in Radio Flyer wagon.

He gave me some of those plastic wings that you stick on you shirt, but then they fall off like an hour later. And a shitty deck of cards. They weren't even new.

Then, that asshole patted me on the head, and said 'Thanks, boy.'
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Old 01-13-2011, 11:21 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I had a vision of this in my head. Hollywood would be proud.

Isnt it kinda fucked up we're making light of Aftershock almost getting gunned down? Like that never happens to people...
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I'm glad he didn't get hurt.

Bad news to have the gun though.

If the guy is the legal owner he could call it in and say he got mugged from behind by a guy with a knife who stole his gun after he patted him down. Not out of the realm of possibility.

It's just too bad that AS couldn't attach a piece of paper with his story to the gun and send it to the cops. They'd have a good laugh over it, and the asshole who owns the gun would probably have his permit yanked.
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I'm glad he didn't get hurt.

Bad news to have the gun though.

If the guy is the legal owner he could call it in and say he got mugged from behind by a guy with a knife who stole his gun after he patted him down. Not out of the realm of possibility.

It's just too bad that AS couldn't attach a piece of paper with his story to the gun and send it to the cops. They'd have a good laugh over it, and the asshole who owns the gun would probably have his permit yanked.
I have a strange feeling the idiot doesn't have a CC permit.
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something tells me that someone who has a permit wouldnt go around starting shit and putting the gun to peoples heads, probably
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Glad you're ok aft3rsh0kk and your boi too.

If I were you I wouldn't go back there for a while.
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if you still got the piece don't toss it, wrap it in some greased rags or something and hide it good somewhere off your property just in case you need to take care of business in the future.

hypothetically speaking of course, make sure to check your local laws and regulations
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