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01-20-2011, 08:37 PM
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ahahaha u ever see those things on tv that are like patches of fake grass for your indoor dog to piss and shit on
Well one of my friends with a golden lab bought one and set the grass thing in the corner like the instructions said.
cept the dog now stands on the grass and then procedes to piss all over the wall. Its quite funny really *for me at least* and then when it takes a dump it does indeed shit on the grass mat. The only draw back is that he has a huge piece of dog shit on his floor at random time of the day. He has been working with his dog to piss on the fake grass for months now and moved it away from the corner yet the dog still like to stand on the edge of the grass and just piss away. The piss is currently landing right on his hard wood floor. Oh yeah and his house still smells like dog shit and piss. Greatest invention ever lol
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Haha, epic fail on the part of the fake grass.
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01-21-2011, 12:35 AM
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If you havent got the time to take your dog out twice a day for it to have a shite you should not have a dog. Its cruel.
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01-21-2011, 07:08 AM
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I cant understand what kind of mong would think its acceptable to have a dog shit in their house, if you want an animal to shit in your house get a cat for fucks sake.
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01-21-2011, 07:36 AM
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Tell him to get a cat, they make dogs look even more stupid.
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yeah i am a cat person myself....
another funny part of the story is that he got it from a infomercial. If u buy one u can get a second one free. *just pay separate shipping and handling of course lol* They also make it in 2 sizes. One for small dogs and one for big dogs. He got the big one lol They play the commercial quite a bit on tv here. Has anybody ever seen it? i wish i could remember what the thing is actually called cuz it has one of those wacky "as seen on tv" type names. ----------------------- edit* After making fun of him for awhile he demonstrated its absorbent prowess (no he dint piss on it himself heh) by porring a tall glass of water on it and it DID soak it all up and non of the water leaked out while i was there.
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01-21-2011, 08:27 AM
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i'd hate to fucking clean one of those pads.
that's disgusting./
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Kill the dog
Take it to the taxidermist Mount dog on fake grass problem solved
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Get a cat
problem solved
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Crazy dog story:10000000000000 00000000000000000000 00000000000 You're right.... cats suck ass 
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I had someone watch my cats once, for about five days. I came home to 2 very confused cats, and all 3 water dishes dried and empty, tipped over on their side. poor kitties, thankfully I wasn't gone more than a week 
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Dish pan in the tub..... too much water for cats to spill willingly or by 'accident' (read: in protest to make you feel like a fargin bastage)
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