Baby Shower Gifts

Jonas · 02-08-2011, 06:16 PM

WTF?

(im clueless here - got one this weekend for a great friend of mine - help me out please)

~1~ · 02-08-2011, 07:03 PM

Savings bonds attached to something fuzzy and soft.

(check the registry)

HTAM · 02-08-2011, 08:31 PM

Buy a big ass bag of diapers. Open them up and tie them together in bundles.

Google 'Diaper Cakes' and click on images. You'll see what I mean.

Creative guy like you....you could come up with something, I'm sure.

pussywillow · 02-08-2011, 09:40 PM

Baby booties (knit)

And a nipple pump...I mean, breast pump. oohhhuumm oh yeah baby

Rubix · 02-08-2011, 10:18 PM

name a star after them

Snowmayne · 02-08-2011, 10:55 PM

dude...

men don't go to baby showers, this is a woman thing, da fuck are you doing cuzz

**Mafoo** · 02-08-2011, 10:59 PM

id draw them something seeing as how you have the skills.

im not good at gifts either

HTAM · 02-08-2011, 11:08 PM

Bullshit, men have diaper parties and get loaded while the women cackle like hens.

Lloydy · 02-09-2011, 04:13 AM

Noise cancelling headphones

Qui-Bong Jinn · 02-09-2011, 05:33 AM

Get the kid a Roddler

This shit turns into a tricylce too!

The Roddler: A Hot Rod Stroller For Your Swinging Hipster Toddler

Snowmayne · 02-09-2011, 05:39 AM

get her a diaper Genie

Mikey · 02-09-2011, 05:40 AM

wow am i the first??
Abortion!!

The Rev · 02-09-2011, 07:33 AM

You can never give them enough diapers. Make sure to get newborn sized ones, as well. For some reason, my daughter got a shitload of diapers, but everyone got her larger ones for older babys.

Also, a tranq gun is a very considerate gift.

The Rev

**Jimmycube** · 02-09-2011, 09:14 AM

i just give money...couple hundred or something works wonders

osirus2020 · 02-09-2011, 09:21 AM

Wire coat-hanger.

Blue_Dolphin · 02-09-2011, 10:28 AM

Gift cards, diapers, wipes, and check the registry - if they made one!

**SageTree** · 02-09-2011, 10:44 AM

These are all good suggestions.....I'd use one or so...

The gift you gave me: Not perpetuating stereotypes.

Parallax · 02-09-2011, 01:04 PM

punch the mother in the tits, bite the baby's head off and dropkick it out the window

Parallax · 02-09-2011, 01:04 PM

jk, look it up on google or something

my_scatterheart · 02-09-2011, 01:07 PM

bibs, baby utensils

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Snowmayne Hero of the Internet Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,740 Thanks: 494 Thanked 4,294,967,295 Times in 958 Posts	dude... men don't go to baby showers, this is a woman thing, da fuck are you doing cuzz __________________ We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies. We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated. Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "

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Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,975 Thanks: 3,776 Thanked 2,652 Times in 1,698 Posts	id draw them something seeing as how you have the skills. im not good at gifts either __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

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Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,976 Thanks: 533 Thanked 2,478 Times in 1,139 Posts	Noise cancelling headphones __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

02-08-2011, 08:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
HTAM Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,872 Thanks: 2,368 Thanked 2,117 Times in 1,179 Posts	Buy a big ass bag of diapers. Open them up and tie them together in bundles. Google 'Diaper Cakes' and click on images. You'll see what I mean. Creative guy like you....you could come up with something, I'm sure.

02-08-2011, 11:08 PM	#8 (permalink)
HTAM Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,872 Thanks: 2,368 Thanked 2,117 Times in 1,179 Posts	Bullshit, men have diaper parties and get loaded while the women cackle like hens.

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Qui-Bong Jinn Jedi High Council Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kingston, Ontario Posts: 2,127 Thanks: 907 Thanked 497 Times in 369 Posts	Get the kid a Roddler This shit turns into a tricylce too! The Roddler: A Hot Rod Stroller For Your Swinging Hipster Toddler

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Snowmayne Hero of the Internet Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,740 Thanks: 494 Thanked 4,294,967,295 Times in 958 Posts	get her a diaper Genie __________________ We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies. We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated. Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "

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Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,443 Thanks: 1,144 Thanked 2,246 Times in 1,475 Posts	wow am i the first?? Abortion!! __________________ RIP Gov

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,864 Thanks: 5,015 Thanked 5,419 Times in 2,864 Posts	You can never give them enough diapers. Make sure to get newborn sized ones, as well. For some reason, my daughter got a shitload of diapers, but everyone got her larger ones for older babys. Also, a tranq gun is a very considerate gift. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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Blue_Dolphin Verk's Princess Join Date: May 2006 Location: In my own little world Posts: 933 Thanks: 205 Thanked 194 Times in 98 Posts	Gift cards, diapers, wipes, and check the registry - if they made one! __________________

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Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,739 Thanks: 160 Thanked 590 Times in 318 Posts	punch the mother in the tits, bite the baby's head off and dropkick it out the window __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!!

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Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,739 Thanks: 160 Thanked 590 Times in 318 Posts	jk, look it up on google or something __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!!

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