can i sue these mother fuckers?

Mikey · 02-15-2011, 03:22 PM

can i sue an independent homehardware lumberyard that refused to exchange
my coffee grinder because theyve ASSUMED that i used it for grinding weed

i have long dreads and a beard and know this is just fucking them being fucking picky and prejudiced

they have no way to know i grinded marijuana in there

she smelt it just barely and not even her nose touching it and already automatically assumed yep its pot

and whatever i fucking grinded in there i have the box and receipt that says for exact one year warranty no matter what
and now theyre refusing me to replace my product

and im wackjo or are they right

im probably completely in the wrong

but what the fuck am i right or am i right?

KaptNemo · 02-15-2011, 03:24 PM

other than your looks what made them suspect that you ground herb in it? did it smell like it or something?

AfroHorse · 02-15-2011, 03:31 PM

does sound like bullshit

get a legit looking person to go and refund it for you?

Waves · 02-15-2011, 03:31 PM

you are going to lose more money suing them than you would buying a new damn coffee grinder.

some shit you just gotta let gooooo

Waves · 02-15-2011, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by AfroHorse

get a legit looking person to go and refund it for you?

genius

HTAM · 02-15-2011, 03:32 PM

There is no law that says a retailer must take any merchandise in return, used or not.

You can't sue someone for being an asshole.

Buyer Beware.

Mikey · 02-15-2011, 03:35 PM

im not suin anybody

it was a hyopothetical question
and an example of how much people suck

and i live on a tiny island and somebody else returning it wouldnt work

Dr. Nick Nasty · 02-15-2011, 03:40 PM

Poop in it and leave it at the store's doorstep.

Waves · 02-15-2011, 03:40 PM

make a desguise bro

get a monacle and a top hat

no ones gonna refuse business from the monopoly guy

Captain Cannabis · 02-15-2011, 03:58 PM

but you did grind weed in it right?

Lloydy · 02-15-2011, 04:12 PM

so you used it to ground weed, it broke then you're complaining when they wont take it back because it was used for something other than its intended purpose?

~1~ · 02-15-2011, 04:18 PM

Most coffee grinders (at least the quality ones) are marketed as 'Coffee/Herb/Spice' grinders.

Let the lady know that...

A) Marijuana is indeed classified as an herb.

And,

B) Who the fuck does she think she is deciding that even if you did grind pot in it, that is a reason to deny the return of defective merchandise and that as a store employee the higher ups may not take kindly to getting a nasty letter from a customer about their minimum wage staffers deciding how moral you need to be to spend your money in their establishment and I'm dead sure her immediate supervisor would rather not get an earful of your attitude right in front of her because indeed shit rolls down hill and she is at the bottom of the hill with her $7.50hr. mouth open wide.

Parallax · 02-15-2011, 04:25 PM

wait, so you got rejected trying to return a coffee grinder because it was suspected to have been used for weed, which is, in fact true; and now you are upset because they caught you even though you thought you were inscrutable in apperance and totally not suspicious, despite looking like a total pothead complete with dreads and a beard?

~1~ · 02-15-2011, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by higherthanamile

There is no law that says a retailer must take any merchandise in return, used or not.

You can't sue someone for being an asshole.

Buyer Beware.

This, at least here in California, is simply not true...

Quote:

According to the California Department of Consumer Affairs website, California Civil Codes 1791.1(a) and (c), 1792, 1792.3, and 1793.2(d) shield consumers from being stuck with defective merchandise. The codes ensure that any merchandise that is being used for personal, household or family use carries a warranty by law. The implied warranty is good for at least 60 days, unless there is a written warranty that comes with the item for up to one year. If you purchased a product that is defective, and it has a written warranty, then you have the right to have the item repaired. If the item can't be fixed, you have the right to an exchange or refund. If the item is too large to return, and it came with a written warranty, then the business has to either pay shipping costs or send someone to your home to repair the product

Not so sure about up in the Great White North but I imagine it's pretty much the same in all the states.

~1~ · 02-15-2011, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Parallax

wait, so you got rejected trying to return a coffee grinder because it was suspected to have been used for weed, which is, in fact true; and now you are upset because they caught you even though you thought you were inscrutable in apperance and totally not suspicious, despite looking like a total pothead complete with dreads and a beard?

Unless he was grinding something harder than coffee beans, it doesn't matter what he was using it for!

And coffee beans are pretty fucking hard.

Flamingnun · 02-15-2011, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikey

they have no way to know i grinded marijuana in there

Maybe she reads Yahooka?

http://www.yahooka.com/forum/inquiri...der-again.html

José · 02-15-2011, 04:33 PM

Parallax · 02-15-2011, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~1~

Unless he was grinding something harder than coffee beans, it doesn't matter what he was using it for!

And coffee beans are pretty fucking hard.

you just pulled that out of your ass, there's plenty of things softer than coffee beans that will void your warranty. put a chunk of shit in there or a piece of meat or some radioactive waste and grind it up and then go try to return it. softer than coffee beans, right?

even though they advertise "1 year warranty guaranteed" or whatever, i bet theres pages upon pages of fine print with specific warranty conditions that must be met before you can return something. you always have to read the fine print.

Waves · 02-15-2011, 04:41 PM

Why the F do you use a coffee grinder to grind weed anyway, just get a normal 20 dollar grinder

its fucking 20 bucks for chrissake, if you can buy weed but not a grinder stop smoking

Parallax · 02-15-2011, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waves

Why the F do you use a coffee grinder to grind weed anyway, just get a normal 20 dollar grinder

why even use a grinder when scissors and a piece of paper will do?

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Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	you are going to lose more money suing them than you would buying a new damn coffee grinder. some shit you just gotta let gooooo __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

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Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,443 Thanks: 1,144 Thanked 2,246 Times in 1,475 Posts	im not suin anybody it was a hyopothetical question and an example of how much people suck and i live on a tiny island and somebody else returning it wouldnt work __________________ RIP Gov

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Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	make a desguise bro get a monacle and a top hat no ones gonna refuse business from the monopoly guy __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

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KaptNemo Mad Poo Puffler Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Dayton, Ohio, United States, North America, Northern Hemisphere, Earth Posts: 227 Thanks: 85 Thanked 112 Times in 70 Posts	other than your looks what made them suspect that you ground herb in it? did it smell like it or something?

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AfroHorse aka HonkyHorse Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: UK Posts: 434 Thanks: 235 Thanked 74 Times in 46 Posts	does sound like bullshit get a legit looking person to go and refund it for you?

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HTAM Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,872 Thanks: 2,368 Thanked 2,117 Times in 1,179 Posts	There is no law that says a retailer must take any merchandise in return, used or not. You can't sue someone for being an asshole. Buyer Beware.

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Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,976 Thanks: 533 Thanked 2,478 Times in 1,139 Posts	so you used it to ground weed, it broke then you're complaining when they wont take it back because it was used for something other than its intended purpose? __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

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~1~ Successful Failure Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: where 'they' can't see. Posts: 10,925 Thanks: 466 Thanked 1,581 Times in 925 Posts	Most coffee grinders (at least the quality ones) are marketed as 'Coffee/Herb/Spice' grinders. Let the lady know that... A) Marijuana is indeed classified as an herb. And, B) Who the fuck does she think she is deciding that even if you did grind pot in it, that is a reason to deny the return of defective merchandise and that as a store employee the higher ups may not take kindly to getting a nasty letter from a customer about their minimum wage staffers deciding how moral you need to be to spend your money in their establishment and I'm dead sure her immediate supervisor would rather not get an earful of your attitude right in front of her because indeed shit rolls down hill and she is at the bottom of the hill with her $7.50hr. mouth open wide. __________________ "And those who are successful, be always on your guard. Success walks hand in hand with failure, along Hollywood Boulevard" Ray Davies --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Click Here Asshole

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Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,739 Thanks: 160 Thanked 590 Times in 318 Posts	wait, so you got rejected trying to return a coffee grinder because it was suspected to have been used for weed, which is, in fact true; and now you are upset because they caught you even though you thought you were inscrutable in apperance and totally not suspicious, despite looking like a total pothead complete with dreads and a beard? __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!!

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