I will end this thread with a joke..well its not a joke really its a true story thats kinda funny.

ok, so Jesus, Allah *i may have spelled that wrong but macho wouldnt have* a giraffe, a suicide bomber and a giant talking pickle walk into a bar. They see macho sitting at the end of the bar and all go up to him and offer to buy him a drink. Macho says "No, but u can all deep throat my dick". *no pressure*
First Jesus tries but he cant even get close to doing it because he is used to only sucking off lil boys and runs outside and sits on the curb.
Then Allah tries it but he cant do it because i forgot that part of the story and he ends up sitting on the curb crying too.
Next up its the suicide bomber who thinks he can do it for sure cause he is used to sucking off big ol camel dicks tries but he fails and runs out of the bar and sits on the curb outside with Jesus and Allah.
Then the giant talking pickle tries but realizes that although he can talk he doesnt have a mouth so he just sits in the corner and cries.
Last the giraffe gives it a shot and he thinks he can do it cause his neck is so long. Well he cant either so Macho eats the giraffe, then eats the crying pickle and then he walks out side to take a piss.
Well he ends up pissing on the the suicide bomber and sense macho pisses pure lava he sets off the bomb and it blows up Jesus and Allah too. After the smoke clears macho lauphs and says "so thats what it takes to get blown in this place"

true story.




Its also worth noting the fact that macho man is with me right now. He is about to kick my ass *thats a different story all together and even longer yet!!!* but he said i could quick post this before he does. So yeah, odds are i am getting killed by macho as u read this or have already been killed by macho. I love him anyways though and after all he is called Randy the Macho Man SAVAGE!!!!"

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