Dutch Magic Bud? Yeah right.

Kilana · 03-06-2011, 11:43 PM

I may have wasted 20 bucks on 1.5 grams of ground-up parsley...

Dutch Magic Bud my ass...

I mean, I've GOT 25 grams of parsley in my cupboard.... and it only cost me THREE BUCKS... (gotta love the buck stores) when I'm desperate, parsley's a good high, I find...

But 20 bucks on 1.5 grams of ground-up parsley? For fuck sakes...

Let's Chill · 03-06-2011, 11:48 PM

duh

Grieves · 03-06-2011, 11:56 PM

First you were desperate...

Now you are stupid and desperate...

Not a good place to be my friend...

Sugar420 · 03-07-2011, 12:45 AM

i told ya

SmokeaJoint · 03-07-2011, 12:49 AM

Wait, you smoke parsley? You must really be in a low place. Its a good lesson though, don't give away your money without looking at the goods. Anyone who wont let you see the shit pre-paying is fucking you over anyways.

Kilana · 03-07-2011, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeaJoint

Wait, you smoke parsley? You must really be in a low place. Its a good lesson though, don't give away your money without looking at the goods. Anyone who wont let you see the shit pre-paying is fucking you over anyways.

No, no. It was LEGAL shit that was supposed to give a buzz that I bought at a store... I only get my actual "pot" from a middle-man... he always lets me inspect the goods.

Yeah, I do smoke parsley, but only when I'm out, never know when a cop's gonna show up.

SmokeaJoint · 03-07-2011, 11:46 AM

Oh! Yeah cuz man, I was about to say. Ground parsley from a store... thats faggoty. Oh, and I found out that parsley CAN get you high, it has miscrion in it, which is hallucinogenic kinda like ayahuasca. But its in such low concentrations you'd have to extract and isolate it for any real effect. Supposedly cilatro contains the highest concentrations. I bet we could put two heads together and find an extraction method if you really are bored and wanna try something new.

On a side note, with just a vacuum chamber and some cheapish glassware I could make a shit ton of epic drugs in my kitchen. Well, and trips to Home Depot for various solvents and compounds. Pikhal and Tikhal opened the gate, and the chans of the interwebs helped fill in my knowledge gaps.

Kilana · 03-07-2011, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeaJoint

Oh! Yeah cuz man, I was about to say. Ground parsley from a store... thats faggoty. Oh, and I found out that parsley CAN get you high, it has miscrion in it, which is hallucinogenic kinda like ayahuasca.

That's what this stuff is then!!! It's ground-up way more than actual parsley. But still very greenish...

BC Budman · 03-07-2011, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Kilana

But 20 bucks on 1.5 grams of ground-up parsley? For fuck sakes...

would have still been a rip off if it was good weed in my opinion

Dr. ShinDig · 03-07-2011, 05:56 PM

I feel sorry for anyone who knows first hand weather parsley gives you any kind of high.

SmokeaJoint · 03-07-2011, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Kilana

That's what this stuff is then!!! It's ground-up way more than actual parsley. But still very greenish...

Well dude, they usually spead the compounds that DO get you high on random herbs. If you smoked it, and you got any kind of buzz, its not parsley. To get high on the miscrion in parsely you'd have to chemically extract it from the plant and purify it.

Kilana · 03-07-2011, 06:56 PM

Ah... it was REALLY hard to get my hands on pot in the city I was in back then... so I felt sorry for myself too...
But I should be getting a clone pretty soon...

Here's hoping...

Kilana · 03-07-2011, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeaJoint

Well dude, they usually spead the compounds that DO get you high on random herbs. If you smoked it, and you got any kind of buzz, its not parsley. To get high on the miscrion in parsely you'd have to chemically extract it from the plant and purify it.

sigh... the taste was horrendous... I don't think I'll be buying that shit again... it wasn't nearly as bad as the BURNING one gets from ingesting salvia, but it was still pretty bad...

NorcalCarl · 03-07-2011, 07:41 PM

Wow thats really desperate for a buzz. I don't know what to suggest. Get some bud? I can't fathom smoking parsely. You can always enjoy nature sober...

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Kilana YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: London, Canada Posts: 84 Thanks: 59 Thanked 13 Times in 11 Posts	Dutch Magic Bud? Yeah right. I may have wasted 20 bucks on 1.5 grams of ground-up parsley... Dutch Magic Bud my ass... I mean, I've GOT 25 grams of parsley in my cupboard.... and it only cost me THREE BUCKS... (gotta love the buck stores) when I'm desperate, parsley's a good high, I find... But 20 bucks on 1.5 grams of ground-up parsley? For fuck sakes... __________________ "It's my body, thank you very much; I'll do what I want with it." ---Kilana Martin "I am what I am because of who we all are" ---African Proverb

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Dr. ShinDig seriously skewed Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 892 Thanks: 251 Thanked 232 Times in 168 Posts	I feel sorry for anyone who knows first hand weather parsley gives you any kind of high. __________________ Putting the High in "High Quality"

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Kilana YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: London, Canada Posts: 84 Thanks: 59 Thanked 13 Times in 11 Posts	Ah... it was REALLY hard to get my hands on pot in the city I was in back then... so I felt sorry for myself too... But I should be getting a clone pretty soon... Here's hoping... __________________ "It's my body, thank you very much; I'll do what I want with it." ---Kilana Martin "I am what I am because of who we all are" ---African Proverb

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NorcalCarl JAH Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SF! Posts: 669 Thanks: 73 Thanked 177 Times in 123 Posts	Wow thats really desperate for a buzz. I don't know what to suggest. Get some bud? I can't fathom smoking parsely. You can always enjoy nature sober... __________________ There is no charge for awesomeness- Don't ever forget to love thyself-

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