wanted some pussy, not a single fuck was given

Snowmayne · 03-11-2011, 02:50 PM

So I came home earlier and I wanted some gushy gushy wet wet and so I started wrestling and shiit with my wife trying to get her in the mood but she had been up all day with our daughter and she said she was tired and I was like "well can I at least get a BJ??" and she was like "baby I'm too tired" and at this point i'm getting kinda mad because I'm ready to smush and she isn't DTF so I was like fuck it and I reached over and got some lube out of my nightstand and started fapping and she was like "What the fuck are you doing" I was like "trying to fap" and she got pissed and said "go do it in the shower it is strange as fuck watching you" and I said "it is my bed i'll fap if I want to" and then I went "fap fap fap fap" and she storms out of the room and comes back with ice water and throws that shit on my dick and I was like " shit you can't phase me" and I started fapping with a fast and furious pace and she walks back out of the room raging and right when she walked back in I blew my load all over my stomach and was like "u mad??"

my_scatterheart · 03-11-2011, 02:53 PM

Parallax · 03-11-2011, 03:37 PM

Ego Tripping · 03-11-2011, 03:47 PM

"and that kids, is the story of why your dad still lives alone to this day."

Waves · 03-11-2011, 04:14 PM

i lold

FoTwenny · 03-11-2011, 04:35 PM

Mikey · 03-11-2011, 04:38 PM

well played sir well played

The Rev · 03-11-2011, 04:39 PM

The Rev

kitch · 03-11-2011, 04:40 PM

after you finished were you like 'wake me up when you have dinner and a beer on the table?'

Terry · 03-11-2011, 05:06 PM

That story delivers

FoTwenny · 03-11-2011, 05:59 PM

So I fapped with my girlfriend laying beside me in the bed.(shemad) - Bodybuilding.com Forums

Sorry to burst the bubble mayne

Man in Black · 03-11-2011, 06:09 PM

leave it to fo

Terry · 03-11-2011, 06:17 PM

oh

snap

Waves · 03-11-2011, 06:21 PM

damn i even copypasta'd the first response

the internet is so predictable these days

Waves · 03-11-2011, 06:22 PM

ps- is "alpha as fuck" a normal compliment over at bodybuilding forums?

that is fucking hilarious.

Terry · 03-11-2011, 06:33 PM

lol I thought that too

I want to sign up and be like BETA AS FUCK DOG

tedkennedy · 03-11-2011, 06:40 PM

fucking awesome story

Waves · 03-11-2011, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terry

lol I thought that too

I want to sign up and be like BETA AS FUCK DOG

thats gonna be my new catchphrase here at yahooka lmao

Captain Cannabis · 03-11-2011, 07:05 PM

^omega as fuck

Waves · 03-11-2011, 07:15 PM

03-11-2011, 02:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
Snowmayne Hero of the Internet Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,740 Thanks: 494 Thanked 4,294,967,295 Times in 958 Posts	wanted some pussy, not a single fuck was given So I came home earlier and I wanted some gushy gushy wet wet and so I started wrestling and shiit with my wife trying to get her in the mood but she had been up all day with our daughter and she said she was tired and I was like "well can I at least get a BJ??" and she was like "baby I'm too tired" and at this point i'm getting kinda mad because I'm ready to smush and she isn't DTF so I was like fuck it and I reached over and got some lube out of my nightstand and started fapping and she was like "What the fuck are you doing" I was like "trying to fap" and she got pissed and said "go do it in the shower it is strange as fuck watching you" and I said "it is my bed i'll fap if I want to" and then I went "fap fap fap fap" and she storms out of the room and comes back with ice water and throws that shit on my dick and I was like " shit you can't phase me" and I started fapping with a fast and furious pace and she walks back out of the room raging and right when she walked back in I blew my load all over my stomach and was like "u mad??" __________________ We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies. We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated. Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "

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Terry Hello Darkness Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Moscow, Idaho Posts: 8,538 Thanks: 2,130 Thanked 2,392 Times in 1,189 Posts	lol I thought that too I want to sign up and be like BETA AS FUCK DOG __________________ I don't know but I've been told, If you never die you'll never grow old

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