this kid is really excited about the hurricane machine

John F. Kerry · 03-13-2011, 09:51 PM

YouTube - Busted Stripping in a Hurricane Machine

lol the cops walking up is hilarious.

The Rev · 03-14-2011, 12:49 AM

Disappointment. I expected to see the guy actually strip down butt ass naked, and see his ass crack hair blowing around or something. I've done wilder shit in public places than that.

The Rev

Snowmayne · 03-14-2011, 01:01 AM

this is exactly the type of dumb faggot stuff you do on the weekends isn't it

i believe for the first time ever, I will be the first to drop a 1 star rating on your thread

Štulic · 03-14-2011, 01:15 AM

Dude seriously, I'm trying to figure out who to compare you with but I'm really struggling, met shitloads of douchebags in my life but you are unique and any comparison to them seams to appear to me to be too harsh on the poor buggers.
Props for that!

Grieves · 03-14-2011, 01:26 AM

1 star

Snowmayne · 03-14-2011, 02:00 AM

Thread saved, john kerry pls go

**SageTree** · 03-14-2011, 09:03 AM

Not doing to bash ya'.

However, that isn't exactly what I thought was going to happen....

osirus2020 · 03-14-2011, 09:27 AM

What is a hurricane machine? Why was he screaming, why did he take his shirt off and why did he get in trouble? It looks like he was just having fun.

John F. Kerry · 03-14-2011, 10:56 AM

george bush apparently had one too
George W. Bush's Hurricane Machine - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Grieves · 03-14-2011, 02:09 PM

content free encyclopedia? is that where you get all your (non)-info that you spew all over these and other forums?

clive · 03-14-2011, 03:39 PM

is this really thread worthy...

aft3rsh0kk · 03-15-2011, 06:38 PM

this threads gay, and fck youtube for taking down aidz video.

John F. Kerry · 03-17-2011, 12:27 AM

loooook ouoouuut iiitsss a hhhururriiiiccaannen ee!!!

John F. Kerry · 03-17-2011, 12:30 AM

did u konw taht wrdos dnot maettr wchih oderr the letetrs are palecd in as lnog as the frsit and lsat lteters are the smae... yuor bairn is wried to raed bsaed minaly on the fsrit and lsat letetrs....

Flamingnun · 03-17-2011, 12:46 AM

Swing and a miss.

**SageTree** · 03-17-2011, 05:32 AM

Quote:

Casey at the Bat
by Ernest L. Thayer

The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Mudville nine that day;
The score stood four to two with but one inning more to play.
And then when Cooney died at first, and Barrows did the same,
A sickly silence fell upon the patrons of the game

A straggling few got up to go in deep despair. The rest
Clung to that hope which springs eternal in the human breast;
They thought if only Casey could but get a whack at that--
We'd put up even money now with Casey at the bat

But Flynn preceded Casey, as did also Jimmy Blake,
And the former was a lulu and the latter was a cake;
So upon that stricken multitude grim melancholy sat,
For there seemed but little chance of Casey's getting to the bat

But Flynn let drive a single, to the wonderment of all,
And Blake, the much despised, tore the cover off the ball;
And when the dust had lifted, and the men saw what had occurred,
There was Johnnie safe at second and Flynn a-hugging third

Then from 5,000 throats and more there rose a lusty yell;
It rumbled through the valley, it rattled in the dell;
It knocked upon the mountain and recoiled upon the flat,
For Casey, mighty Casey, was advancing to the bat

There was ease in Casey's manner as he stepped into his place;
There was pride in Casey's bearing and a smile on Casey's face.
And when, responding to the cheers, he lightly doffed his hat,
No stranger in the crowd could doubt 'twas Casey at the bat

Ten thousand eyes were on him as he rubbed his hands with dirt;
Five thousand tongues applauded when he wiped them on his shirt.
Then while the writhing pitcher ground the ball into his hip,
Defiance gleamed in Casey's eye, a sneer curled Casey's lip

And now the leather-covered sphere came hurtling through the air,
And Casey stood a-watching it in haughty grandeur there.
Close by the sturdy batsman the ball unheeded sped--
"That ain't my style," said Casey. "Strike one," the umpire said

From the benches black with people, there went up a muffled roar,
Like the beating of the storm-waves on a stern and distant shore.
"Kill him! Kill the umpire!" shouted some one on the stand;
And it's likely they'd have killed him had not Casey raised his hand

With a smile of Christian charity great Casey's visage shone;
He stilled the rising tumult; he bade the game go on;
He signaled to the pitcher, and once more the spheroid flew;
But Casey still ignored it, and the umpire said, "Strike two."

"Fraud!" cried the maddened thousands, and echo answered fraud;
But one scornful look from Casey and the audience was awed.
They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain,
And they knew that Casey wouldn't let that ball go by again

The sneer is gone from Casey's lip, his teeth are clenched in hate;
He pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the plate.
And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go,
And now the air is shattered by the force of Casey's blow

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in Mudville-- mighty Casey has struck out.

03-14-2011, 12:49 AM	#2 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,865 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 5,421 Times in 2,865 Posts	Disappointment. I expected to see the guy actually strip down butt ass naked, and see his ass crack hair blowing around or something. I've done wilder shit in public places than that. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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Snowmayne Hero of the Internet Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,740 Thanks: 494 Thanked 4,294,967,295 Times in 958 Posts	this is exactly the type of dumb faggot stuff you do on the weekends isn't it i believe for the first time ever, I will be the first to drop a 1 star rating on your thread __________________ We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies. We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated. Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "

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Snowmayne Hero of the Internet Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,740 Thanks: 494 Thanked 4,294,967,295 Times in 958 Posts	Thread saved, john kerry pls go __________________ We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies. We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated. Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "

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Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,107 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,580 Thanked 3,127 Times in 1,720 Posts	content free encyclopedia? is that where you get all your (non)-info that you spew all over these and other forums? __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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