Drank bad milk this morning

Black · 03-21-2011, 05:04 AM

And now I'm sitting on the toilet at work pissing through my ass...ohhh Monday's!!

**SageTree** · 03-21-2011, 05:28 AM

That's more of an 'ewwwwwww' Monday :/

osirus2020 · 03-21-2011, 06:51 AM

I always liked shitting on the job because they were "paying me to take a shit".

**SageTree** · 03-21-2011, 06:55 AM

Take a shit.... do shit...... make shit .... take shit.....

A real pain in the ass....

adventure · 03-21-2011, 07:39 AM

sage like butter, like butter.

So you opened the milk(didnt smell it was bad), sipped the milk (didnt taste it was bad), and continued to drank the milk?

turmaline · 03-21-2011, 07:44 AM

eww, I drank some coco milk from an "unmarked" bag in the beer fridge last week..it tasted like vinegar/lemonade/cocolate.

adventure · 03-21-2011, 08:01 AM

and you spit it out like a normal person would do right?

**SageTree** · 03-21-2011, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adventure

sage like butter, like butter.

So you opened the milk(didnt smell it was bad), sipped the milk (didnt taste it was bad), and continued to drank the milk?

LoL!!!! Danks!!!

I was actually wondering the same thing myself... was it bad/sour or tainted from the factory?

Roach · 03-21-2011, 09:18 AM

radioactive ?

Black · 03-21-2011, 10:55 AM

i had it in my coffee. damn soiked dairy really does a number on the stomach

**SageTree** · 03-21-2011, 11:06 AM

blah.... did that once nearly... until I noticed the bits floating to the top....

threw that one promptly out..... Another good reason to drink your coffee black, Black

vanilla · 03-21-2011, 09:22 PM

dont drink coffee, don't drink cow's milk

turmaline · 03-21-2011, 09:23 PM

i thought he was drinking "Vanilla's" milk.

**SageTree** · 03-22-2011, 07:14 AM

vanilla's soy milk apparently....

Parallax · 03-22-2011, 11:08 AM

soy milk is nasty

Jonas · 03-22-2011, 11:16 AM

almond milk is gooood in coffee

Peace seeker · 03-22-2011, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by osirus2020

I always liked shitting on the job because they were "paying me to take a shit".

good point^

do you happen work in the public sector?

03-21-2011, 05:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
Black YaHookan Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 761 Thanks: 367 Thanked 312 Times in 197 Posts	Drank bad milk this morning And now I'm sitting on the toilet at work pissing through my ass...ohhh Monday's!! __________________ formality known as higherlearner84, la coka nostra and finding balance.

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,769 Times in 4,664 Posts	That's more of an 'ewwwwwww' Monday :/ __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,769 Times in 4,664 Posts	Take a shit.... do shit...... make shit .... take shit..... A real pain in the ass.... __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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adventure Adventure its good Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 4,742 Thanks: 1,852 Thanked 1,467 Times in 1,093 Posts	sage like butter, like butter. So you opened the milk(didnt smell it was bad), sipped the milk (didnt taste it was bad), and continued to drank the milk? __________________ Coming Full Range

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turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	eww, I drank some coco milk from an "unmarked" bag in the beer fridge last week..it tasted like vinegar/lemonade/cocolate. __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

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Black YaHookan Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 761 Thanks: 367 Thanked 312 Times in 197 Posts	i had it in my coffee. damn soiked dairy really does a number on the stomach __________________ formality known as higherlearner84, la coka nostra and finding balance.

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,769 Times in 4,664 Posts	blah.... did that once nearly... until I noticed the bits floating to the top.... threw that one promptly out..... Another good reason to drink your coffee black, Black __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	i thought he was drinking "Vanilla's" milk. __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,769 Times in 4,664 Posts	vanilla's soy milk apparently.... __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,739 Thanks: 160 Thanked 590 Times in 318 Posts	soy milk is nasty __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!!

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