Fucking sick as shit...

The Rev · 03-22-2011, 08:37 AM

I felt fine last night, but woke up around midnight and from that point on, it was Spartacus: Gods of the Vomitorium. I threw up so violently, in fact, that I shit myself (multiple times). I have no idea what I have, but it seriously reminds me of that movie where Will Smith is a white blood cell / cop in Bill Murray's fucked up body.

The Rev

turmaline · 03-22-2011, 08:39 AM

Did you drink any of "Black's Milk"?

The Rev · 03-22-2011, 08:40 AM

Naw. I don't drink milk, actually. I did have some horchata from a local mexican hole in the wall tho. That's my best candidate. I just have to wait till my son comes home, because he drank some too, and see if he fired off the two ended cannon, too.

The Rev

turmaline · 03-22-2011, 08:43 AM

So do you think it's over...are you resting now?

Hope so that sucks..

**SageTree** · 03-22-2011, 08:43 AM

My Wife left for work around 8, got home around 9 and walked right into the bathroom.

Poor thing had to get off the street car and basically spewed during rush hour, downtown as far off the street as she could make it before it was time.

Now she's here laying in bed, watching movies.

Nothing really came up, other than her morning coffee.... which was BLACK ... NO milk ... btw

Well... there went our dinner date tonight.

Hope you get to feeling better Rev and you don't accidentally take a trip to Hershey's.

kitch · 03-22-2011, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by SageTree

Poor thing had to get off the street car and basically spewed during rush hour, downtown as far off the street as she could make it before it was time.

there's nothing worse than being sober and still having to puke in the streets in front of traffic. it's like 'sorry guys, my bad, please don't watch my humiliation'

hope you all feel better soon. also watch out for those mexican holes in the wall, even if the food isn't contaminated it still won't make you feel great.

Snowmayne · 03-22-2011, 08:47 AM

osirus2020 · 03-22-2011, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Rev

I threw up so violently, in fact, that I shit myself (multiple times).

turmaline · 03-22-2011, 08:49 AM

My sister's kid was projectiling popcorn and "Milk" last night all over the place it was pretty disgusting to think about it.

Parallax · 03-22-2011, 11:35 AM

i had that once, i was watching the original spartacus movie, and having a beer and a sandwich. i drank half the beer and ate most of the sandwich when i started feeling a bit bloated. i kept watching for a bit, then felt like i had the spins like i drank too much so i lie down and try to sleep. then all of a sudden i get the urge to shit, i run to the washroom, it comes out all liquid and right when it all came out i suddenly felt really nauseous and puked my guts out.

for the next week or so id start puking and shitting (violently, with involuntary contractions and dry heaving) maybe 15 minutes after i ate something, and sometimes just randomly for no reason.

weed is the only thing that saved me because i didnt feel like i was about to puke all the time and i was able to successfully eat some chips and a piece of a banana.

Lloydy · 03-22-2011, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Rev

Naw. I don't drink milk, actually. I did have some horchata from a local mexican hole in the wall tho. That's my best candidate. I just have to wait till my son comes home, because he drank some too, and see if he fired off the two ended cannon, too.

The Rev

two ended cannon

The Rev · 03-22-2011, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SageTree

My Wife left for work around 8, got home around 9 and walked right into the bathroom.

Poor thing had to get off the street car and basically spewed during rush hour, downtown as far off the street as she could make it before it was time.

Now she's here laying in bed, watching movies.

Nothing really came up, other than her morning coffee.... which was BLACK ... NO milk ... btw

Well... there went our dinner date tonight.

Hope you get to feeling better Rev and you don't accidentally take a trip to Hershey's.

Poor thing! That sucks. My daughter had something similar over the weekend and had to go to the ER. Gastrointeritus (sp?). Mine is getting better. I haven't puked since last night, and while I'm weak as a kitteh, I don't feel nauseus. I'm starting to think it's a 24 hour food poisoning thing.

I'm just grateful it didn't happen outside my home. Your poor wife must have been humiliated.

The Rev

Sir-Ex · 03-22-2011, 12:55 PM

Chris Rock.

kitch · 03-22-2011, 12:58 PM

the worst is when you haven't even eaten anything in like 2 days and you're still peeing out your butt and wretching every few minutes. It's like 'How is this possible? I thought I got everything out already'

stonerkid · 03-22-2011, 01:40 PM

YouTube - Stagga - Sick As Sin

The Don · 03-22-2011, 02:07 PM

Reminds me of the time a guy I knew game me a week's worth of laxative. You know that gutting feeling you get when you puke and there's just nothing left? My ass did like that.

turmaline · 03-22-2011, 03:00 PM

Jesuss...good thing you aren't Dead via your butt.

cantSEEme · 03-22-2011, 03:16 PM

ugh, feel better rev. that sucks.

peppermint tea helps my stomach when it's upset.

Cerpin Taxt · 03-22-2011, 03:38 PM

That just plain sucks Rev, I feel your pain. Went through very similar circumstances a year ago, and it is not something I'd like to revisit! Feel better sire!

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Originally Posted by kitch

there's nothing worse than being sober and still having to puke in the streets in front of traffic. it's like 'sorry guys, my bad, please don't watch my humiliation'

That reminds me of veda's story years ago about her puking on the bus when she was in middle school.

Why I remember this story, I do not know. I think it involved a wool sweater, too.

my_scatterheart · 03-22-2011, 03:46 PM

03-22-2011, 08:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,865 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 5,421 Times in 2,865 Posts	Fucking sick as shit... I felt fine last night, but woke up around midnight and from that point on, it was Spartacus: Gods of the Vomitorium. I threw up so violently, in fact, that I shit myself (multiple times). I have no idea what I have, but it seriously reminds me of that movie where Will Smith is a white blood cell / cop in Bill Murray's fucked up body. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,865 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 5,421 Times in 2,865 Posts	Naw. I don't drink milk, actually. I did have some horchata from a local mexican hole in the wall tho. That's my best candidate. I just have to wait till my son comes home, because he drank some too, and see if he fired off the two ended cannon, too. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,769 Times in 4,664 Posts	My Wife left for work around 8, got home around 9 and walked right into the bathroom. Poor thing had to get off the street car and basically spewed during rush hour, downtown as far off the street as she could make it before it was time. Now she's here laying in bed, watching movies. Nothing really came up, other than her morning coffee.... which was BLACK ... NO milk ... btw Well... there went our dinner date tonight. Hope you get to feeling better Rev and you don't accidentally take a trip to Hershey's. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	My sister's kid was projectiling popcorn and "Milk" last night all over the place it was pretty disgusting to think about it. __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

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Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,739 Thanks: 160 Thanked 590 Times in 318 Posts	i had that once, i was watching the original spartacus movie, and having a beer and a sandwich. i drank half the beer and ate most of the sandwich when i started feeling a bit bloated. i kept watching for a bit, then felt like i had the spins like i drank too much so i lie down and try to sleep. then all of a sudden i get the urge to shit, i run to the washroom, it comes out all liquid and right when it all came out i suddenly felt really nauseous and puked my guts out. for the next week or so id start puking and shitting (violently, with involuntary contractions and dry heaving) maybe 15 minutes after i ate something, and sometimes just randomly for no reason. weed is the only thing that saved me because i didnt feel like i was about to puke all the time and i was able to successfully eat some chips and a piece of a banana. __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!!

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cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,019 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	ugh, feel better rev. that sucks. peppermint tea helps my stomach when it's upset. __________________

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