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Waves · 03-22-2011, 01:10 PM

Bam Margera Beaten Up For Mocking Overweight Woman

Jackass star Bam Margera was knocked out cold by a woman after poking fun at her friend's weight during a boozy night out at the South by Southwest festival in Texas.

The stuntman and reality TV star took offence when someone said "something rude" to him at an event on Thursday night and he fired back by taking aim at one of the "drunk's" "big girl" friends.

Margera tells TMZ.com, "I called her a sea otter and asked her why she's in Texas. She should be in Alaska laying on an iceberg because she's a beached whale."

The woman's friend turned on the star and punched. As Margera fell to the ground, the woman delivered another blow that knocked him out.

Margera tells the website he was out cold for seven minutes and came round "covered in blood" and with a black eye. Someone also made off with his $500 (£312) bracelet.

kitch · 03-22-2011, 01:18 PM

I think that's the first time I smiled today. Thank you waves.

Man in Black · 03-22-2011, 01:21 PM

DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS. go back to where you came from Bam.

stonerkid · 03-22-2011, 01:52 PM

lol i hate bam...

anitablaze · 03-22-2011, 01:57 PM

one of my best gfs has a thing for him. she thinks hes so hot. i keep telling her that, even though he doesn't make the eyes bleed, he's such a tool that if i did have to face such an unfortunate event as having him inside me, i wouldn't be able to get off.

Dell Brandstone · 03-22-2011, 03:55 PM

that's a good laugh. hopefully realizes he just pwnd hardcore 1337 vs. n00b status.

Parallax · 03-22-2011, 04:49 PM

i dont know whats worse, bam or his fans

Roach · 03-22-2011, 07:56 PM

if he doesn't have something broken, he just isn't happy.

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pa. farmboys, can take a lickin an keep on tickin.

my_scatterheart · 03-22-2011, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waves

Bam Margera Beaten Up For Mocking Overweight Woman
"I called her a sea otter and asked her why she's in Texas. She should be in Alaska laying on an iceberg because she's a beached whale."

sick burn.

seriously, make more sense.

Cerpin Taxt · 03-22-2011, 08:07 PM

It's a goddamn shame Bam is more famous than his brother, or even Brandon DiCamillo (a genuinely funny guy from the CKY days).

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**SageTree** · 03-23-2011, 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

sick burn.
seriously, make more sense.

seriously..... maybe she punched him for his lack of mammal knowledge.....

Good gawd!

@ WAVES: Seriously... this the first AWESOME "awesome news story of the day"

Waves · 03-23-2011, 11:32 AM

dicamillo and everyone else in jackass are all legit.

bams the dude who needs to be treated like a king because hes a famous skateboarder AND jackass dude....

the best scenes in the movies are the ones where they make bam cry. fucking hilarious.

Grieves · 03-24-2011, 03:20 AM

bam has always been the little bitch...

Dell Brandstone · 03-26-2011, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waves

dicamillo and everyone else in jackass are all legit.

dico and ryan dunn are cool dudes (as portrayed on camera anyways) those 2 just seem like they'd be fun, whereas bam just seems like he'd be a douche in person too.

Dr. Nick Nasty · 03-26-2011, 05:29 PM

karma.

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Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	awwwesome news o the day Bam Margera Beaten Up For Mocking Overweight Woman Jackass star Bam Margera was knocked out cold by a woman after poking fun at her friend's weight during a boozy night out at the South by Southwest festival in Texas. The stuntman and reality TV star took offence when someone said "something rude" to him at an event on Thursday night and he fired back by taking aim at one of the "drunk's" "big girl" friends. Margera tells TMZ.com, "I called her a sea otter and asked her why she's in Texas. She should be in Alaska laying on an iceberg because she's a beached whale." The woman's friend turned on the star and punched. As Margera fell to the ground, the woman delivered another blow that knocked him out. Margera tells the website he was out cold for seven minutes and came round "covered in blood" and with a black eye. Someone also made off with his $500 (£312) bracelet. __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

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Man in Black willie d Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dayton,ohio Posts: 4,817 Thanks: 3,201 Thanked 1,348 Times in 896 Posts	DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS. go back to where you came from Bam. __________________ When I was arrested I was dressed in black.

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anitablaze here,takethispill. Join Date: May 2008 Location: up your butt and around the corner Posts: 266 Blog Entries: 8 Thanks: 47 Thanked 47 Times in 40 Posts	one of my best gfs has a thing for him. she thinks hes so hot. i keep telling her that, even though he doesn't make the eyes bleed, he's such a tool that if i did have to face such an unfortunate event as having him inside me, i wouldn't be able to get off. __________________ If your neighbours keep you up at night, then talk to em, don't start a fight. Don't be so quick to call police, for its just the fascist cogs you grease. The rest can choke on fate and apple pie. -stza

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Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,739 Thanks: 160 Thanked 590 Times in 318 Posts	i dont know whats worse, bam or his fans __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!!

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Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7,184 Thanks: 2,372 Thanked 1,987 Times in 1,509 Posts	if he doesn't have something broken, he just isn't happy. <object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8EWCWi3UQj4?version= 3"><param name="allowFullScree n" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAcc ess" value="always"><embe d src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8EWCWi3UQj4?version= 3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="tru e" allowScriptAccess="a lways" width="640" height="390"></object> pa. farmboys, can take a lickin an keep on tickin. __________________ לזיין את הקופים

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Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	dicamillo and everyone else in jackass are all legit. bams the dude who needs to be treated like a king because hes a famous skateboarder AND jackass dude.... the best scenes in the movies are the ones where they make bam cry. fucking hilarious. __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

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Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,108 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,580 Thanked 3,127 Times in 1,720 Posts	bam has always been the little bitch... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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