Are you overweight? - Page 2

HTAM · 03-22-2011, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rubix

If you can't bend over and press your palms to the floor you're fat

I could do that but my cock gets in the way.

José · 03-22-2011, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xil

who set these percents?

CDC, centers for disease control and prevention.

turmaline · 03-22-2011, 11:18 PM

You never believed in Santa did you spanky..

Grieves · 03-23-2011, 12:46 AM

i can give myself a reach around if thats what your asking revy....

Mescalito · 03-23-2011, 01:07 AM

Who even wipes their arse?

M

Rubix · 03-23-2011, 01:57 AM

i use a wet wipe just before the last final swath

The Don · 03-23-2011, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mescalito

Who even wipes their arse?

M

I never understood why people don't wash afterwards. If you get shit on your hands you wouldn't just wipe it off and be done with it. You'd wash the affected area wouldn't you?

Is the ass some magical self cleaning machine?

I've also read somewhere that the number 1 cause for hemorrhoids is bad ass hygiene. And sitting to long on the crapper.

Mescalito · 03-23-2011, 02:20 AM

^Good point!

I use a spray.. saves on toilet paper. Also perfect for the day after chili.. [ring sting] which is everyday!

M

Black · 03-23-2011, 03:06 AM

so i tried this and i CAN get a finger up my ass, thanks Rev

José · 03-23-2011, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.T

You never believed in Santa did you spanky..

till I was about 6. but before that my borther and I would set up traps to try to catch santa. We would even sleep on the couch in front of the christmas tree. still don't know how they didn't wake us up. so yeah I still believe in santa.

The Rev · 03-24-2011, 03:27 AM

I think it's funny that people laugh at you if you believe in Santa, but respect you if you believe in God. After all, there IS more evidence supporting the existence of Santa.

The REv

Grieves · 03-24-2011, 03:35 AM

but god works in subtle ways such as creating universes and men from ribs and shit...santa clause just trades presents for childrens innocence...

The Rev · 03-24-2011, 03:47 AM

The Rev

Lloydy · 03-24-2011, 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rubix

If you can't bend over and press your palms to the floor you're fat

I have never been able to do that, im seriously unflexible.

Mescalito · 03-24-2011, 05:41 AM

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

By working it out with a pencil.

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Liberty Cap · 03-24-2011, 06:50 AM

I heard snowmanes getting fat

03-22-2011, 11:18 PM	#23 (permalink)
turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	You never believed in Santa did you spanky.. __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

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Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,108 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,580 Thanked 3,127 Times in 1,720 Posts	i can give myself a reach around if thats what your asking revy.... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,865 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 5,421 Times in 2,865 Posts	I think it's funny that people laugh at you if you believe in Santa, but respect you if you believe in God. After all, there IS more evidence supporting the existence of Santa. The REv __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

03-24-2011, 03:35 AM	#32 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,108 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,580 Thanked 3,127 Times in 1,720 Posts	but god works in subtle ways such as creating universes and men from ribs and shit...santa clause just trades presents for childrens innocence... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

03-23-2011, 01:07 AM	#25 (permalink)
Mescalito Oneironaut Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 6,297 Thanks: 868 Thanked 911 Times in 448 Posts	Who even wipes their arse? M

03-23-2011, 02:20 AM	#28 (permalink)
Mescalito Oneironaut Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 6,297 Thanks: 868 Thanked 911 Times in 448 Posts	^Good point! I use a spray.. saves on toilet paper. Also perfect for the day after chili.. [ring sting] which is everyday! M

03-24-2011, 03:47 AM	#33 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,865 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 5,421 Times in 2,865 Posts	The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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Mescalito Oneironaut Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 6,297 Thanks: 868 Thanked 911 Times in 448 Posts	How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem? By working it out with a pencil. M

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Liberty Cap Justice for All Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,093 Thanks: 31 Thanked 72 Times in 92 Posts	I heard snowmanes getting fat

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