I'm BOard!

turmaline · 03-25-2011, 10:00 PM

Fridays suck!!

I'm single, I have alot of money in the bank...I went shopping and bought new clothes and shoes and I have no life this sucks.

How do sobre people have fun?

turmaline · 03-25-2011, 10:04 PM

Fuck!! and I spelt/spelled Bored wrong!!! in the title non the less@@!!

b arf:

I'm doing the same thing I did when I was a drunk.

old habits die hard.

Xil · 03-25-2011, 10:27 PM

send me some of that bank money and i'll be your long distance boy toy. you can live vicariously through me (although im already back posting on yahooka pretty early in the night, so maybe not too vicarious.

I'm struggling with that same question every time i have to get clean for a drug test (pretty frequent)

turmaline · 03-25-2011, 10:31 PM

I shoulda went to the strippers.

malestrippers

and you're not gettin me money Xil

Let's Chill · 03-25-2011, 10:32 PM

Fridays do suck. I have the urge for social interaction, and mass drugs. Not in that order though.. Doing drugs alone is fun

turmaline · 03-25-2011, 10:42 PM

You'd make it to the social interaction in reverse order?

Let's Chill · 03-25-2011, 10:48 PM

COnfussssed, I mean I would rather have drugs than friends.. tonight...

turmaline · 03-25-2011, 10:52 PM

i get it.

Xil · 03-25-2011, 10:53 PM

so i was on eating on campus today and a cute girl walks up to me and my friends and tells us we should come to a party she's helping host next week. said theres free booze but to bring plenty of ones cuz they're getting strippers to come in from kansas city

it was so surreal being randomly asked to come to a free booze and stripper party by a stranger...it seems a little fishy. i think they just want me to show up with a pocket full of cash and a baggie full of yay so i can get busted...sting operation (i'm sure the strippers themselves are illegal in this blue-ass town)

but anyway, ya, strippers. never been to a strip club, though a lot of my friends have. seems a bit seedy/uncomfortable, but what the hell, maybe worth a shot

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.T

I shoulda went to the strippers.

malestrippers

and you're not gettin me money Xil

Let's Chill · 03-25-2011, 10:58 PM

You'll be the only dude doing lines of mephedrone off all the stripper's titties

turmaline · 03-25-2011, 10:59 PM

yeah sounds strange...free booze and strippers who accept.."ones" maybe back a few decades ago..I wouldn't go lol..just in case.

go to a real club and take larger bills.

oh strippers are illegall...

Xil · 03-25-2011, 11:08 PM

ya i'm not gonna drive an 2 hours to the nearest town with a strip club, not worth it imo when titties i'm actually allowed to touch can be found right here in town

in terms of the party, it sounds too sketchy, i'm out.

lol who said anything about mephedrone? what makes you think i would touch mephedrone? you got any mephedrone?

edit: my other thought is this could be a cleverly disguised plan to get people to go to a stupid charity event or get preached at about their sins. i sear to god i cant walk through campus without hearing 3 people preaching and 10 obnoxiously trying to get donations from me!

Let's Chill · 03-25-2011, 11:11 PM

^^haha naw, never have. I thought i was reading the research chemical thread last night and you enjoyed your mephedrone =)

Xil · 03-25-2011, 11:13 PM

S'all to the good man. not recently, but i have enjoyed mephedrone very much in the past. i mean, nothing else so far has been able to keep my attention span for three days of no sleep

Let's Chill · 03-25-2011, 11:15 PM

So i was right... you def will be snorting some research chems off some ugly, beat up, fake tittied whores

turmaline · 03-25-2011, 11:25 PM

Hey, they could be some poor college girls too...if they accept "ones"

Let's Chill · 03-25-2011, 11:26 PM

you mean college whores? fyi all girls in college are whores

turmaline · 03-25-2011, 11:29 PM

I don't know about that haha

Xil · 03-25-2011, 11:33 PM

her words not mine. i think the implication was that i should "make it rain" or something of the sorts.

if there was a shrugging smiley face i'd use it here. obviously i'm not well versed in strip club culture and etiquette. i'm open to instruction though

o and btw i totally though the misspelling in the title was on purpose when i first saw it, like a play on the fact that we're on a message board...

turmaline · 03-25-2011, 11:44 PM

Fuck spelling.

03-25-2011, 10:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	I'm BOard! Fridays suck!! I'm single, I have alot of money in the bank...I went shopping and bought new clothes and shoes and I have no life this sucks. How do sobre people have fun? __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

03-25-2011, 10:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	Fuck!! and I spelt/spelled Bored wrong!!! in the title non the less@@!!b arf: I'm doing the same thing I did when I was a drunk. old habits die hard. __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme". Last edited by turmaline; 03-25-2011 at 10:15 PM.

03-25-2011, 10:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,037 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	send me some of that bank money and i'll be your long distance boy toy. you can live vicariously through me (although im already back posting on yahooka pretty early in the night, so maybe not too vicarious. I'm struggling with that same question every time i have to get clean for a drug test (pretty frequent) __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"

03-25-2011, 10:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	I shoulda went to the strippers. malestrippers and you're not gettin me money Xil __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

03-25-2011, 10:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	You'd make it to the social interaction in reverse order? __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

03-25-2011, 10:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
Let's Chill Old School Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 401 Thanks: 35 Thanked 36 Times in 30 Posts	Fridays do suck. I have the urge for social interaction, and mass drugs. Not in that order though.. Doing drugs alone is fun

03-25-2011, 10:48 PM	#7 (permalink)
Let's Chill Old School Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 401 Thanks: 35 Thanked 36 Times in 30 Posts	COnfussssed, I mean I would rather have drugs than friends.. tonight...

03-25-2011, 10:52 PM	#8 (permalink)
turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	i get it. __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

03-25-2011, 10:58 PM	#10 (permalink)
Let's Chill Old School Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 401 Thanks: 35 Thanked 36 Times in 30 Posts	You'll be the only dude doing lines of mephedrone off all the stripper's titties

03-25-2011, 10:59 PM	#11 (permalink)
turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	yeah sounds strange...free booze and strippers who accept.."ones" maybe back a few decades ago..I wouldn't go lol..just in case. go to a real club and take larger bills. oh strippers are illegall... __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

03-25-2011, 11:08 PM	#12 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,037 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	ya i'm not gonna drive an 2 hours to the nearest town with a strip club, not worth it imo when titties i'm actually allowed to touch can be found right here in town in terms of the party, it sounds too sketchy, i'm out. lol who said anything about mephedrone? what makes you think i would touch mephedrone? you got any mephedrone? edit: my other thought is this could be a cleverly disguised plan to get people to go to a stupid charity event or get preached at about their sins. i sear to god i cant walk through campus without hearing 3 people preaching and 10 obnoxiously trying to get donations from me! __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"

03-25-2011, 11:11 PM	#13 (permalink)
Let's Chill Old School Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 401 Thanks: 35 Thanked 36 Times in 30 Posts	^^haha naw, never have. I thought i was reading the research chemical thread last night and you enjoyed your mephedrone =)

03-25-2011, 11:13 PM	#14 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,037 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	S'all to the good man. not recently, but i have enjoyed mephedrone very much in the past. i mean, nothing else so far has been able to keep my attention span for three days of no sleep __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"

03-25-2011, 11:15 PM	#15 (permalink)
Let's Chill Old School Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 401 Thanks: 35 Thanked 36 Times in 30 Posts	So i was right... you def will be snorting some research chems off some ugly, beat up, fake tittied whores

03-25-2011, 11:25 PM	#16 (permalink)
turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	Hey, they could be some poor college girls too...if they accept "ones" __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

03-25-2011, 11:26 PM	#17 (permalink)
Let's Chill Old School Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 401 Thanks: 35 Thanked 36 Times in 30 Posts	you mean college whores? fyi all girls in college are whores

03-25-2011, 11:29 PM	#18 (permalink)
turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	I don't know about that haha __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

03-25-2011, 11:33 PM	#19 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,037 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	her words not mine. i think the implication was that i should "make it rain" or something of the sorts. if there was a shrugging smiley face i'd use it here. obviously i'm not well versed in strip club culture and etiquette. i'm open to instruction though o and btw i totally though the misspelling in the title was on purpose when i first saw it, like a play on the fact that we're on a message board... __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"

03-25-2011, 11:44 PM	#20 (permalink)
turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	Fuck spelling. __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

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