Skeeviest excuses for skipping class/exams

Terry · 03-29-2011, 09:09 PM

I told my Anthro teacher my grandfather died of a stroke and that's why I missed two classes and an exam when really I just went on an oxy/Fallout New Vegas binge, and he gave me two weeks to do the exam and emailed me the lecture notes!

Felt bad but damn sometimes shit comes up. Like drugs.

Cerpin Taxt · 03-29-2011, 09:24 PM

If you can live with it, more power to you.

As long as he never finds out, nobody gets hurt.

turmaline · 03-29-2011, 09:33 PM

Try not to use that excuse again.

Man in Black · 03-29-2011, 09:49 PM

eh..

John F. Kerry · 03-29-2011, 10:27 PM

i think thats fucking sweet, if it worked it worked

Xil · 03-29-2011, 10:33 PM

taking a friend to the doctor cuz he started coughing up blood.

tragedy and false altruism!

The Rev · 03-29-2011, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.T

Try not to use that excuse again.

No worries, he's got 3 more grandparents (more if you count step parents' parents). He can do this like every other week.

The Rev

Rubix · 03-29-2011, 11:04 PM

turry you are the man!

Man in Black · 03-30-2011, 12:08 AM

well thanks guys reading this thread makes me feel a whole lot better about myself.

Rubix · 03-30-2011, 12:15 AM

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Captain Cannabis · 03-30-2011, 12:20 AM

i've honestly never missed an exam in my life.

i came really fucking close a few times.

Grieves · 03-30-2011, 12:20 AM

so you lied to skip something that you pay money for....wooohoo...

what a champion of the earth...

next time walk out of a movie right after the previews, but make sure you lie and tell the teller on your way out that you had a family emergency and get your money back...

I never understood why people who are paying for their education skip at all, when that shit was coming out of my wallet, I made sure I was there every fucking day just so that I wouldn't feel like I was totally cheating myself out of thousands of dollars plus intrest...I eat my words if that shit is comp'd by parents, relatives or scholarships...

**SageTree** · 03-30-2011, 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terry

I told my Anthro teacher my grandfather died of a stroke...

Question is..... Are either of your Grandfathers still alive?

SmokeaJoint · 03-30-2011, 05:46 AM

I usually just tell the truth, because if I miss class its for a reason. Like, tomorrow I have a job interview so I e-mailed the professors whose classes I'll be missing letting them know whats up and why. Never back fired on me yet!

my_scatterheart · 03-30-2011, 06:52 AM

When my dad was really sick I missed an entire week of classes, including two exams. There was no way around it, and I didn't give a fuck. In life, you make decisions by deciding what means most to you. And my dad certainly was more than any grade. I remember emailing a prof explaining the situation before I missed the exam, and got a nastygram back about how I'd take a 0 for the exam, etc. Total doucher for no reason. The guy got a response back about how low he was. I came back the next week and one of my other profs was a woman from Turkey who was SO amazingly sweet and understanding that it totally restored my faith in the horseshit circus that is college.
Truth is better. I can't imagine having lied and gotten that response from this woman, falsely.

The Don · 03-30-2011, 07:16 AM

Not an exam, but I skipped this sowing class (which was mandatory) for the better part of a year. I told my teacher my parents where fighting, and I didn't have the chance to eat at home, so I had to eat my breakfeast in her class. I don't know why she "fell" for it, but I took a good 1,5 hours every wednesday.

I didn't even get into trouble when they contacted my parents because they thought I had a bad home enviroment. Weird.

KaptNemo · 03-30-2011, 08:55 AM

Never lied to skip an exam (not that I've not thought about it), however I've used a couple of my disabilities as an excuse to get extensions on papers and whatnot, try not to do it too often... alway worried that karma will find a particularly nasty way to pay me back for it... Don't think I could say that I lost a family member to get out of class...

HTAM · 03-30-2011, 09:12 AM

Your priorities were fucked up, it happens to everyone.

Terry · 03-30-2011, 11:54 AM

I had my appendix removed and got to legitely skip my classes cuz I was in the hospital and couldn't walk.

And fuck off with the judgement grieves you neckbeard havin ellipses over usin hipster wannabe I only skipped an exam and did it the next day in his office, finished it in 20 minutes and got a 90

suck it ho I do what I want

Sir-Ex · 03-30-2011, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grieves

so you lied to skip something that you pay money for....wooohoo...

what a champion of the earth...

next time walk out of a movie right after the previews, but make sure you lie and tell the teller on your way out that you had a family emergency and get your money back...

I never understood why people who are paying for their education skip at all, when that shit was coming out of my wallet, I made sure I was there every fucking day just so that I wouldn't feel like I was totally cheating myself out of thousands of dollars plus intrest...I eat my words if that shit is comp'd by parents, relatives or scholarships...

nigga has obviously NOT played new vegas..

03-29-2011, 09:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
Terry Hello Darkness Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Moscow, Idaho Posts: 8,538 Thanks: 2,130 Thanked 2,392 Times in 1,189 Posts	Skeeviest excuses for skipping class/exams I told my Anthro teacher my grandfather died of a stroke and that's why I missed two classes and an exam when really I just went on an oxy/Fallout New Vegas binge, and he gave me two weeks to do the exam and emailed me the lecture notes! Felt bad but damn sometimes shit comes up. Like drugs. __________________ I don't know but I've been told, If you never die you'll never grow old

03-29-2011, 09:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
Cerpin Taxt Yahookan Zealot Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,213 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 843 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,011 Posts	If you can live with it, more power to you. As long as he never finds out, nobody gets hurt. __________________ Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize. "All memory is really a form of regurgitation of undigested experience." -Alan Watts

03-29-2011, 09:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	Try not to use that excuse again. __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

03-29-2011, 09:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
Man in Black willie d Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dayton,ohio Posts: 4,817 Thanks: 3,201 Thanked 1,348 Times in 896 Posts	eh.. __________________ When I was arrested I was dressed in black.

03-29-2011, 10:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,037 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	taking a friend to the doctor cuz he started coughing up blood. tragedy and false altruism! __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"

03-30-2011, 12:08 AM	#9 (permalink)
Man in Black willie d Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dayton,ohio Posts: 4,817 Thanks: 3,201 Thanked 1,348 Times in 896 Posts	well thanks guys reading this thread makes me feel a whole lot better about myself. __________________ When I was arrested I was dressed in black.

03-30-2011, 12:20 AM	#11 (permalink)
Captain Cannabis safety word: more Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: m.i.a. Posts: 13,922 Thanks: 2,705 Thanked 3,174 Times in 1,812 Posts	i've honestly never missed an exam in my life. i came really fucking close a few times. __________________ fuck the monkeys

03-30-2011, 12:20 AM	#12 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,108 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,580 Thanked 3,127 Times in 1,720 Posts	so you lied to skip something that you pay money for....wooohoo... what a champion of the earth... next time walk out of a movie right after the previews, but make sure you lie and tell the teller on your way out that you had a family emergency and get your money back... I never understood why people who are paying for their education skip at all, when that shit was coming out of my wallet, I made sure I was there every fucking day just so that I wouldn't feel like I was totally cheating myself out of thousands of dollars plus intrest...I eat my words if that shit is comp'd by parents, relatives or scholarships... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

03-30-2011, 06:52 AM	#15 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 3,553 Thanks: 1,487 Thanked 3,328 Times in 1,870 Posts	When my dad was really sick I missed an entire week of classes, including two exams. There was no way around it, and I didn't give a fuck. In life, you make decisions by deciding what means most to you. And my dad certainly was more than any grade. I remember emailing a prof explaining the situation before I missed the exam, and got a nastygram back about how I'd take a 0 for the exam, etc. Total doucher for no reason. The guy got a response back about how low he was. I came back the next week and one of my other profs was a woman from Turkey who was SO amazingly sweet and understanding that it totally restored my faith in the horseshit circus that is college. Truth is better. I can't imagine having lied and gotten that response from this woman, falsely. __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

03-30-2011, 07:16 AM	#16 (permalink)
The Don You follow? Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 11,151 Thanks: 544 Thanked 781 Times in 426 Posts	Not an exam, but I skipped this sowing class (which was mandatory) for the better part of a year. I told my teacher my parents where fighting, and I didn't have the chance to eat at home, so I had to eat my breakfeast in her class. I don't know why she "fell" for it, but I took a good 1,5 hours every wednesday. I didn't even get into trouble when they contacted my parents because they thought I had a bad home enviroment. Weird. __________________ I am genuienly sad about my thanks:post ratio

03-30-2011, 08:55 AM	#17 (permalink)
KaptNemo Mad Poo Puffler Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Dayton, Ohio, United States, North America, Northern Hemisphere, Earth Posts: 227 Thanks: 85 Thanked 112 Times in 70 Posts	Never lied to skip an exam (not that I've not thought about it), however I've used a couple of my disabilities as an excuse to get extensions on papers and whatnot, try not to do it too often... alway worried that karma will find a particularly nasty way to pay me back for it... Don't think I could say that I lost a family member to get out of class...

03-30-2011, 09:12 AM	#18 (permalink)
HTAM Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,872 Thanks: 2,368 Thanked 2,117 Times in 1,179 Posts	Your priorities were fucked up, it happens to everyone.

03-30-2011, 11:54 AM	#19 (permalink)
Terry Hello Darkness Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Moscow, Idaho Posts: 8,538 Thanks: 2,130 Thanked 2,392 Times in 1,189 Posts	I had my appendix removed and got to legitely skip my classes cuz I was in the hospital and couldn't walk. And fuck off with the judgement grieves you neckbeard havin ellipses over usin hipster wannabe I only skipped an exam and did it the next day in his office, finished it in 20 minutes and got a 90 suck it ho I do what I want __________________ I don't know but I've been told, If you never die you'll never grow old

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