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Old 04-02-2011, 12:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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White Bics

Do any of you guys believe that bullshit superstition that a white Bic lighter is bad luck to smoke with?
It pisses me off so much when people pull that shit on me.
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Old 04-02-2011, 12:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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yes i do.
keep white lighters the fuck away from me.
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Old 04-02-2011, 12:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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You know all those Bics with the fancy prints/astrological signs, etc?

Yea, they're all white.

Artificial pigment-THE shield against bad fortune.

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Old 04-02-2011, 12:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Yes, and I regularly burn bags of wheat to make sure the rain god provides plentiful crops.
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Old 04-02-2011, 12:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 04-02-2011, 12:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I'm from south dakota and it's yellow bics that are bad luck here. I will literally scream and jump back if I realize i have just accepted a yellow lighter to spark a bowl with, sometimes i'll even go wash my hands. Seems waaaay weird but i've been doing it since i was 14 so it's just a reflex now, like if i grabbed something hot. Stupid shit like that keeps my life semi interesting
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Old 04-02-2011, 12:49 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Its Red lighters that are "unlucky" in my area. When I lived in South Carolina it was Green lighters. I'm not superstitious so I buy the unlucky colors and not have to worry about them being gaffled/pocketed.
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Old 04-02-2011, 01:09 PM   #8 (permalink)
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We don't have any of that superstitious bullshit up here, it must be an American thing because nobody I smoke with seem to care.
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Old 04-02-2011, 01:38 PM   #9 (permalink)
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It's not American

It's ignorant.

Though I suspect that American is a synonym for ignorant in some parts of the world.

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Old 04-02-2011, 02:22 PM   #10 (permalink)
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there all white on the inside.heh heh...see what i did there
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Old 04-02-2011, 02:28 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I once had some kid throw my lighter into the forest at a high school party because of this shit.

and it's not just white lighters I've heard this from, some people say black, etc...


those people are fucking idiots. I would have punched the kid in the face but I had already punched his friend earlier that day, I was just too stunned to do anything when he took the lighter out of my hand and threw it. I just fucking stood there with a blank face.
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Old 04-02-2011, 02:57 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Maybe he wanted to piss you off because you punched his friend in the face.
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I think its funny that the colors of cursed lighters changes depending on location.
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Old 04-02-2011, 03:40 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I love cursed white lighters. This means I never buy lighters, I just get the "cursed" ones.
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Maybe he wanted to piss you off because you punched his friend in the face.
nahhhhh, surely no one is that spiteful.
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with white bics you can see how much fuel you have left. that bothers me, i feel like it keeps the relationship between man and lighter from being genuine and sporadic.

also most white lighters used to have a cool design sleeve on it. i hate when your smoking with some noob and suddenly realize theyre fucking with the sleeve and it turns into a dumb old white lighter.


not bad luck and ill still use one, but i prefer other colors. really any bic is better than those shitty 50 for a dollar crack lighters.
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with white bics you can see how much fuel you have left. that bothers me,
Thats exactly why i like white bics lol

I've never heard of this shit before, whats supposed to happen if you smoke with it? do you go into a hellish parallel dimension like in The Evil Bong???
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Old 04-02-2011, 05:46 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Yeah, lighter racism is just retarded. And if you practice this, then I have lost a small amount of respect for you for caring about something so trivial.

If you refuse to smoke pot over lighter color, you're an asshole.
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Old 04-02-2011, 06:20 PM   #19 (permalink)
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ive never met someone who refused to smoke because its a white lighter.

the only things worse than people who have fun holding stupid superstitions is people who care about other peoples stupid superstitions.
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I used to like white Bics because you could draw your own cool designs on them with a Sharpie.
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